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[Izaya]

I woke up in a familiar room, and groaned at the bright lights of Shinra's apartment blinded me. I was lying on the sofa without a shirt or my jacket; I turned my head and Shizu-chan sitting with his back to be drinking something, and Shinra walking over towards me.

"Ah, Izaya, good to see you're alive." He was smiley and peppy as usual.

I pushed myself into a sitting position, and cringed as a sharp pain twisted in my chest and shoulder, breathing hurt, "What the hell happened?" I eyed Shizu-chan's back warily, in case he decided to try and toss a refrigerator or something at me not that I thought I could actually dodge anything in this state.

Shinra took a seat on the couch perpendicular to the one I was sitting on, "Well." He put on a more serious face, and I could almost actually believe he was a doctor, "I don't really know the whole story since Shizuo didn't say much on the matter, but I can tell you that you have multiple fractures along your collar bone and ribs. The cut on your shoulder is fine and as long as you don't go swinging it around too much it should heal fine, since it was a very clean cut."

Every time my lungs had to fill with air felt like I was being stabbed repetitively, I turned my head to quickly to face Shinra and was assaulted by another sharp pain, "Arg". My breathing turned forced.

Shinra quickly got up and returned with a bottle of small blue pills and a glass of water.

I grabbed the pills with my good arm, and after throwing them in my mouth I swallowed the water. Almost immediately I felt the pain fading, but my awareness also dimmed. Things seemed fuzzy and muffled, but at least it didn't hurt to breath.

"Those are pretty strong tranquillizers and your body will build up a resistance to them really fast so no more than two doses a day." Shinra stated matter-of-factly, before turning to Shizu-chan, "So is anyone going to tell me the story behind this?" He threw his hands in the air dramatically.

"I threw a sign at the flea, and missed and then I got one good punch in before the louse passed out on me." Shizu-chan grumbled.

Shinra took on a thoughtful look, "That's it? There really should be that much damage." He turned and looked at me, "Are you eating alright?"

I didn't meet his gaze, "Of course." I felt like my voice sounded weird.

He sighed in a way that signaled he wasn't going to push the subject any farther, "I'll give you some calcium supplement then because your bone density must be little low, and you look a little on the thin side. Try and eat a little more if you have the time."

I swallowed, and turned my gaze away from Shinra and Shizu-chan who had finally decided to turn around, "Anyway, I have my clothes back? It's freezing in here."

"Are you crazy?" Shizu-chan's voice sounded really muffled, "It's the middle of summer and you're cold?"

"Yes, actually I am." I spat at him, my voice sounded a little slurred though, "Now, will someone please give me my clothes before I freeze to death."

Shizu-chan got up and threw my shirt and jacket at me. I felt a dull pain when the contacted my chest, but that was it. I was careful with my shoulder while I dressed, and then pulled my fur jacket closer around me.

Shinra held out a bag to me, "There are some calcium supplements, and more of the pain killers. Only 1 every 12 hrs or you'll be on the ground and your heart might stop."

I tried to stand up, and had to fall rather ungracefully back onto the couch, "What did you give me Shinra?"

"Two of the pain killers, at least now you'll know what I meant when I said only take one at a time from now on, and for no more than two weeks, you can keep taking the supplements though." He turned to Shizu-chan and made a rather nervous face, "So Shizuo, I need you to do me a favor."

I looked at Shinra, "No way."

"Well how else do you expect to get home?"

I find it necessary to mention that...Shinra is almost therapeutic to write, I love his persona ^_^