What My School Would Do If They Met Edward Elric

Chapter 4: Second Period; Advanced Pre-Algebra and Geography

By: FMA4EVER

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, although my sister would love to own the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Second Period; Advanced Pre-Algebra

"Uhhh…where is Mrs. Faulkner?" Montana asks.

"Not here," Riza replies coldly.

"Well no duh," Montana says to herself.

"Want to try that attitude with me again young lady?" Riza asks sternly.

"No ma'm'," Montana gulps.

"I want everyone to take their homework and be quiet as I come around and check it for completion," Riza states as she walks over to check Eric and Gregg's.

"Gentlemen…where is your homework?" Riza asks sternly.

"I left it at home," Eric confesses.

"And I forgot to do it," Gregg adds.

"That is absolutely no excuse. Detention for both of you!" Riza replies.

"What? But we have basketball practice!" Eric argues.

"Well I'm sorry, but school comes before pleasure," Riza replies. "Now work on the homework!"

"Yes ma'm!" They both say as they get to work.

Riza makes around the entire classroom of thirteen and eight have detention. The bell rings and everyone scurries out of the classroom.

"I will see most of you in detention. Have a good day!" Riza exclaims.

Meanwhile, in 8-2's Geography Class

"Roy Mustang!" El and Meg say in utter shock.

"Yes?" He asks.

"Oh…nothing," El replies.

"Right, today we will be talking about military strategies," Roy announces as he begins to write something on the board.

Of course…if he taught us anything it would have something to do with the military… El thinks to herself.

"But where's Mr. Stewart?" Isaac asks.

"He was unable to come so I will be your teacher today," Roy replies quickly as he begins to get back to the lesson.

"But what does military strategies have to do with geography?" Becca asks.

"Well it has to do with everything. Like my strategy to become principal. Then I will make every female teacher wear…. TINY MINISKIRTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roy laughs evilly.

"Ewww!" Isaac says.

"Bad images!" David replies.

"You're sick!" Jamison adds.

"Oh please! You just wait and see! I will become Furher (sp?)!" Roy yells evilly.

"Don't you mean principal?" Meg asks.

"Uhhh, right… that's what I meant…" Roy sweat drops.

Soon, the bell rings and everyone hurries to their next class, which is a foreign language and trimester course.

To Be Continued…

Sorry it was short, but I have a bit of writer's block and I'm working on a novel and several other stories. I know that this is no excuse, but I will try to write more. Sorry and please review!