To the Hermes Cabin, "Over my dead body" means, "Over my unconscious body."

Once the sun was completely set, and the moon was completely up, and the night was completely dark, Connor and Travis Stoll dressed up in black (black gloves, black shirts, black leather jackets, black socks, black shoes, and black ski masks) and were ready to break into the Aphrodite Cabin and kidnap Julia.

"Okay, here's the plan," Travis huddled with the whole Hermes Cabin who were also wearing black. "I'm gonna need a map and a table. Fandral!"

Fandral retrieved a rubbishly drawn map of Camp Half-Blood and slapped it on the pool table.

Travis stared at the map. "... Nope," he shook his head. "We're gonna have to start plan-b!"

"Awe yeah!" Connor smirked. "We're gonna be dangerous!"

"Sweet!" said a random kid as the demigods of cabin eleven left their domain and went out to the lodge.

"We are so going to pull this off!" the demigods giggled as they walked through the camp.

"Not if the harpies get to us first." said Fandral.

"Meehee-hoo-hahahaw…" Travis giggled quietly. "Mwaha-HAHAHAHAHAHA-BWAHAHAAHAHA—"

"Shh!"

"Haha…" Travis whispered.

Finally they made it to the lodge and opened the door. Connor flipped on the lightswitch and all the lights came on at once. Connor frowned. "What if we get caught?" he asked.

Travis turned his head to his brother. "Naw, man, we're good. They won't catch us—nobody could."

Thor woke up by a bright light coming from the window. He got out of bed and opened the curtains—it was the lodge. "Son of Zeus." Thor whispered.

"It's Jupiter." Jason grumbled half-consciously.

"Well then," Thor corrected himself. "Son of Jupiter."

"What?" Jason growled.

"Thy lodge is as bright as the sun." Thor whispered.

Jason opened his eyes and saw Thor at the window. "Thy lodge…" he whispered with a sigh and closed his eyes again. Jason shot up out of bed. "THY LODGE!" He ran over to the window and tried to shove Thor out of the way, but all that happened was that he just ran into him and fell to the floor.

"What are you doing, puny mortal?" Thor asked.

Jason got up onto his feet and tried his best to peek through the window. "I'm trying to see through the window, but all I see is YOUR FREAKING MUSCLES!"

Thor frowned. "You seem irate, my friend."

"No, no," said Jason. "I'm not irate… Whatever that means."

"I must get thou telescope goggles!" Thor turned around and grabbed the binoculars.

"Ooh!" Jason's eyes lit up as he scooted over to see through the window. He turned his head and saw Thor looking through his binoculars. "... Are those my…" Jason lowered his eyebrows. "Binoculars?"

"Indeed," Thor replied. "But that is not important. What is important is the fact that there are thieves in the lodge."

"What?" Jason's eyes widened. "Lemme see!"

Thor gave him the binoculars.

"Whoa…" Jason said in amazement. "You're right, bro…"

"WE SHALL PROCLAIM WAR UPON THEE—"

"No…" Jason interrupted.

"Why?" Thor asked.

"Because I know who it is." Jason replied.

Thor frowned. "Who is it?"

"It's just Cabin Eleven, who else?" said Jason sarcastically.

"Oh," Thor lowered his eyebrows. "Should we tell Chiron?"

"Naw," Jason shook his head.

It was silent.

"BUT," Jason said as he put down the binoculars.

"But what?" Thor asked.

Jason was silent as he walked away from the window. "We're gonna go out there. We're gonna spy on them—see what they're up to."

"Spy?" Thor asked pointing at the window. "Spy on thee?"

"Yes," Jason began to pace.

"But…" Thor hesitated. "We are in our undergarments!"

"No," Jason shook his head, pointed his finger and smirked mischievously. "We are in our boxers!"

"Here, here, and here," Travis circled different spots all over the map with a red sharpie pen. "And Fandral could go here, here, and here, while Connor and I will go and kidnap Julia."

It was silent as everyone nodded in agreement.

"I like that idea of yours," Connor agreed. "But I like mine better." Connor pulled out a black sharpie pen and circled the Aphrodite cabin. "We could just all stay right here while you and I can go inside and kidnap Julia."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"I disagree," Fandral continued to nod. "How about we split up into three different teams," Fandral pulled out a blue sharpie pen. "One team stays here, and another team goes to our Cabin and pretend to be sleeping, while Connor, Travis and I go and kidnap Julia."

Everyone—again—nodded in agreement.

"OR," Connor pulled out a green sharpie pen, "We could just follow my plan." He circled the Aphrodite cabin again.

Everyone nodded in agreement. "Yeah, good move, good move."

"Lets take a vote." Travis suggested.

Everyone nodded in agreement. "Very good move."

"Swag." Connor nodded.

"Those who vote my plan say, 'awesome.'" said Travis.

"Awesome!" Everyone said at once.

"Nice," Travis smirked. "Now those who vote Connor's plan say, 'swag.'"

"Swag!" said everyone.

"YUS!" Connor said in an excited manner.

"Haha," Travis chuckled. "And finally, those who vote Fandral's stupid plan say, 'BOOOO!'"

"BOOOO!"

Fandral lowered his eyebrows.

"See, Fandral?" said Travis. "Nobody likes your plan. They all... Booed. Sorry man, looks like you're out."

Fandral glared at Travis.

"Now—assuming since your are all idiots and you'll agree to everything I say because I'm the head counselor—those who vote my plan say, 'awesome' at the top of your lungs."

"AWESOME!"

"Heheh," Tavis chuckled mischievously. "Those who vote Connors plan say, 'oh my gods no way I'm voting for that freak' at the top of your lungs."

"OH MY GODS NO WAY I'M VOTING FOR THAT FREAK!"

"Sorry, bro," said Travis to his brother. "I guess nobody like you."

"Whatever," Connor agreed. "Let's just go for your plan."

"Swag, heheh." Travis chuckled.