Day 4

Today was NOT going well for me. I had a pounding headache and trying to get some medicine for it but a certain Jashinist wouldn't let me!

I was lying in bed, clutching my aching head with a pestering Hidan trying to get me up. "It's time to get up baby, stop playing opossum." I tried to sit up, "Hidan my head hurts so please stop shaking me."

He pushed me back down, "If your head hurts, then you need to stay in bed baby." "Then could you please get me some medicine for it?" "No sweetie, you might choke on the pills if you take them. The headache will go away once you get some more rest."

He's ticking me off at the worst time imaginable and making me lose control of my temper; knowing that if I do I'll be in trouble. "Hidan! You know very good and well that when I get a headache like this it does NOT go away on its own, so please let me get some medicine."

"Don't get an attitude with me young lady, that answer is no. Just go back to sleep." Strike three. I shot straight out of bed and pushed him with all my might to leave. I advanced out the bedroom door with my head about to split open since I was moving about; it gets worse when I do that but I had no choice.

He angrily grabbed me by the wrist, "What did I just tell you?" "Let go of me!" "No, you're going back to bed!" "I SAID LET GO!" He started dragging me back to my bed and I had no choice….I charley horsed his leg with my foot. It actually worked too. (I was contemplating about kicking him in the crotch but….that would be a death sentence).

He just let go of my wrist with a grunt when I ran like hell to the bathroom and locked the door. I found the pills and took them as I tried to ignore Hidan banging on the door.

I was already swimmy headed at this point and slowly curled up on the floor. The coolness of te tiles felt nice against my flustered skin, damn, I feel like I'm going to be sick now. "THAT'S IT!" Hidan managed to unlock the door and was beyond a doubt livid.

I had my eyes closed but I knew he was when he yelled. I barely opened my eyes when he scooped me up and marched into the living room. He plopped me onto the couch and growled, "If you even budge from this spot until I fucking get back, you're going to get the punishment of a lifetime. Do you understand?"

Despite my headache I couldn't myself, "Oooooh, you said a curse word! I'm telling~" He pursed his lips, "Pfft," and left to go into the kitchen. That was too funny. "Hey Olivia un?" "Hmm?" Deidara came over and gave me a fixed look, "You just had to do that didn't you un?" "Yep."

He narrowed his eyes at me and felt my forehead, "You're burning up, are you ok un?" I meekly nodded, "Very bad headache." "Is that why Hidan was mad at Olivee?" Tobi appeared next to Deidara, "Sort of. I woke up with this damn headache and Hidan wouldn't let me take any medicine for it, so I charley horsed his leg and locked myself into the bathroom."

"Poor Olivee, did you get the medicine?" "Thankfully yes, so I should start to feel better soon. By the way, how come you two aren't in the pen?" Deidara shrugged, "There was really no need to since we're about to get breakfast, just as long as we don't misbehave un."

"We have to be good boys!" I smirked a little and closed my eyes again, "You do know that Hidan will get you back right un?" "Unfortunately yes."

Kitchen POV

Sasori and Zetsu were making breakfast with Hidan bickering up a storm. "I don't understand that girl sometimes. One minute she's a little angel then the next, ultimate spitfire. She even curses to boot! It's like she has mood swings all the time like Kakuzu….that has to be where she gets it from!"

Zetsu had to smirk, "That's probably true, as for the cursing…where do you think she heard those words?" Hidan shrugged, "I don't know! She told me that she heard them from me, but that's absurd. I've never cursed like a sailor in my life! I just let a few slip out every now and then."

Zetsu chuckled, "Don't worry about it so much Hidan, little girls are usually like that. They tend to find out things they're curious about whether we want them to or not." Sasori put the food on the table and brought out the bottles, "He does have a point Hidan. If you ask me, girls are more temperamental than boys."

Hidan frowned, "I guess, but it makes me feel like I'm not doing a good job as a parent. I've been good to her and yet she STILL gives me an attitude." Sasori gave his friend a sympathetic smile and handed him a small packet, "Here, put this in her bottle."

"Is this that drug you were talking about yesterday?" "Yes, once she takes that into her system she'll be nothing but an extremely good girl to make her daddy happy." Hidan smirked and poured it into the bottle and mixed it.

My POV

My headache was fairly better when they came to get us, so that was good. Hidan didn't seem mad at all anymore and that got me wondering. He doesn't cool off that quick, so something's up…but what?

After breakfast, it was bottle time as usual. I really didn't want any but what choice did I have. As I was drinking, I noticed my headache was gone completely and I was getting groggy. Why am I so tired all of a sudden?

I peeked open my eyes and everything was blurry, this isn't normal..…..

Other POV

Hidan grinned happily when she was finished and took the bottle away. "Is my little girl all full now?" She nodded as he carried her over to the playpen. He tried to put her in it but she whined and latched onto his neck, "Don't you want to play in the pen?" "No~"

Hidan attempted again but got the same reaction, "No! Want to stay with daddy!" Deidara and Tobi's shot her a look of confusion as they were just put into the pen. "Daddy will be right back. Be a good girl and play with Deidei and Tobi ok."

She pulled back with a pout but let him sit her in the pen. When the 'parents' left, Deidara and Tobi attempted to find out what was going on with her. "Olivee, are you feeling ok?" "Yeah." Deidara was skeptical, "Why did you want to stay with Hidan? Was that an act to keep from being put in here un?"

She shook her head smiling, "Nope, wanted to be with daddy. Olivee love her daddy." Their mouths dropped and Tobi asked, "Olivee, who are your lovers?"

She tilted her head questionably, "Lovers? What Tobi mean?" Tobi grasped Deidara's arm, "Sempai?" Deidara was just as confused and curiously handed her a stuffed animal that she happily took and started playing with it.

"What the hell is going on un?" "Did Olivee snap sempai?" "No I don't think that's the case. I have a sneaking suspicion that she's been drugged un." He glanced around and saw that Hidan dropped the bottle in the pen when he put her in it.

He picked it up, opened, and sniffed it. "I smell herbs, thought as much un." "Olivee drugged sempai?" "Yes and we're definitely going to have to be 'good boys' even more thoroughly than before or we'll end up like her un."

*They all amused themselves for a good while and Tobi was having a ball with her. "Will you stop that un!" Tobi had her on his lap, gently tickling her just to make her laugh with a big dopey grin on his face, "Why sempai?"

"It's just weird un." "No, sempai just jealous that Olivee wants to be with Tobi and not him." "Shut up Tobi, that's not true un!" Tobi was about to make a witty comeback but Olivee distracted him.

She kissed him on the cheek and then went over to play with the building blocks. "Awww, did you see that Sempai? Olivee kissed Tobi!" "I'm not blind you idiot un!" Tobi threw a stuffed animal at him and next thing you know, stuffed animal fight slight wrestling match.

Unlucky for Deidara, he accidently knocked over the blocks she stacked up. They didn't notice her as she stared pitifully at the blocks. She was quietly sniffling about her blocks and threw one at Deidara, thus hitting him in the head.

That made him and Tobi stop, "What'd you do that for un?" She pointed at the blocks that were toppled over and choking back a sob. "No! Don't you dare cry un!" He hurriedly grabbed the blocks and tried to fix it, but that didn't work. "I'm sorry un."

"You did it on purpose." Deidara didn't know what to do and threw his hands up in aggravation but, he ended up smacking her cheek….that did it. "Sempai!" She clutched her cheek and began to quietly sob and hiccup, with the tears flowing down.

"Shit, shit, shit! Don't cry I said un!" She gradually got louder despite them trying to calm her down, but to no avail. "Daddy! I want my daddy!" "What's going on in here?" Hidan came marching in from the hallway with Sasori right on his heels.

Tobi glanced over at Deidara, "You're going to get it sempai." "Don't I know it un? All they could do was watch and wait to see what would happen. "Daddy!" She was reaching out for him when he scooped her up furious, "Why is she crying?"

Hidan was glaring daggers at the other two, figuring they were the cause. "Well um…." She looked at Hidan and pointed to her cheek, for him to see a big red mark. "Who hit you?" She whimpered, "Deidei."

Sasori and Hidan both gave him a menacing glare, "Is this true brat?" Deidara meekly nodded his head, "It was an accident Danna un." "It's true, Tobi saw the whole thing." "You're going to get it boy for hitting my little girl like that!"

Sasori smirked and asked, "I have an idea Hidan." "What is it?" "Since my boy hit your girl, I think it's only fair that you punish him instead of myself. Wouldn't you agree?" Hidan grinned evilly and Deidara gulped, "I think that's an excellent idea Sasori."

He handed her over to Sasori and hurled Deidara onto his shoulder. Sasori sat coddling her on the couch as Hidan carried Deidara into his room. He pinned the blonde against the wall, jerking down his shorts after he grabbed a belt, "I'll teach you not to hit others Deidara!"

"No Hidan un!" He brought the belt down on his behind hard enough to hear a snap against the tender skin. He whipped him many times, making him beg and crying for the jashinist to stop. He finally stopped after that behind had nice big red whelps covering the entire rump.

He roughly jerked his shorts up, and turned him around so he could see the tear stained face of the blonde. "Will you hit anyone again boy?" "N..No un." "What do you say?" I..I…I'm…sorry un."

Figuring that was good enough, he took him back to the other room and gave him to Sasori after he got his girl back. Hidan happily started kissing and tickling her to make her squeal cutely when Sasori handed Deidara a sippy cup.

"Here's your juice, so drink up Deidei." Deidara didn't and made Sasori angry. "I said drink brat." "Please no Danna un." He knew it was drugged but Sasori forced him to, he held the tip in his mouth and squeezed the cup so the liquid shot out.

Deidara struggled as best as he could, but he involuntarily swallowed and it took its course. He gradually stopped resisting and ended up just like her. "Does my Deidei feel all better now?" The blonde happily nodded and snuggled up to his Danna.

Poor Tobi watched as they were soon brought back into the pen with him again so the 'parents' could go fix dinner. "Sempai?" "Sempai? Tobi knows my name is Deidei un." "NO!" Tobi grabbed his shoulders and started to shake him, "Don't leave Tobi all alone sempai!"

"Tobi, you making Deidei dizzy!" Olivee hugged him and handed him a teddy bear as Tobi mentally freaked out and hugged his knees along with the bear,

"Tobi the only sane one left!"

To be continued: Next time….the other's come home YAY!

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