OK guys, this is gonna be a silly one. So "Door to Door" is one of my favorite Invader Zim episodes, and my favorite part about it is the dog we all know and love, "Poop Dawg" so I decided to make a tribute. This is gonna take place a few months after "Door to Door" by the way. In other news, I've made my fangroup! Heres the link if you want to join it: community/Invader-Derp-Fanbase/124152/. Hope you enjoy "Partners in Poop."
[Setting: Earth, Doomsville Middle Skool]
[Scene Fades into Ms. Bitters classroom]
Another useless and boring day at the Skool. "And that class is why the world is soon to be destroyed, and left in ruins." Ms. Bitters said. "Any useless questions?" "Yeah why am I the only one who knows Zim is an alien, mean he stole peoples organs a few months back!" said Dib. "Dib your crazy, Zim did nothing wrong." said Torque. "HE STOLE YOUR LUNGS!" "Everyone shut up, class is over, now I'm gonna take my human body out of here." Zim announced. "Wait class, a few months back we had a fundraiser, well the school being stupid enough not to budget Zim's funds, we need ANOTHER fundraiser, heres the useless video." Ms. Bitters then turned on the video. "Whatup- Whatup kids! Poop Dawg here! And I got another fresh fundraiser for y'all. If you sell enough candies you can get a useless item, if you sell 1000 candies, you get a door! And if you sell 10000 candies, you get a smartphone, that no one will probably get. Oh Zim meet me in the hallway also. Peace out kids!" said Poop Dawg.
As the Skool students walked out of, I'm guessing as the narrator probably... history? Anywho Zim walked to Poop Dawg in the corner of the hallway. "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME SCAMMER!" yelled Zim. "Yeah I'm sorry about lieing about the mystery prize, and to show my apology, I'll give you the position of being my Poop Dawg Apprentice." "Whats in it for me?" said Zim. "Um... you can get a smaller version of my robe?" "Deal."
[Setting: Cult Offices]
[Scene Fades into, "Poop Cult Office"]
"Welcome Zim my apprentice, to the Poop Cult!" said Poop Dawg. Several men, some with apprentices, some without, but all in Poop Dawg outfits, with robes. "Wow this is a very weird cult." said Zim. "TAKE HIM TO THE MASTER DAWG!" yelled Poopen Dawgy. "Hello new apprentice, hello my second in command." said the Master Dawg. "Now I will honor your apprentice with-" "Yeah yeah just get over with it, 'Masterr Dawggg'." said Zim. "Fine your a member of Poop Cult welcome." "Remember Master Dawg, I'm only in this for the ROBEEE!" "Well OK." said Master Dawg. "Zim, as a new member, go patrol your, 'skoolmates', and find out the fundraising sales." said Poop Dawg. "What is the reason for this, 'cult', thing?" asked Zim. "We are here to sell the awful poop candies and make profit!" said Master Dawg.
[Setting: Doomsville Neighborhood]
[Scene Fades to Dib and Gaz]
"Remember Dib I'm only in this so I can get that smartphone, I want to play that new app, 'Anotherfreakingsagayougottobekiddingme'." "Ok Gaz, as long as you..." "As long as I what." "GAZ THERE IS A WALKING DOG!" Zim was walking to Dib and Gaz. "TELL ME HOW MANY POOP CAAANDIEEEZ YOU HAVE BOUGHT!" yelled Zim. "Zim? What are you doing in a Poop Dawg outfit?" "I'm the new apprentice to the ultimate gangster, POOP DAAAWG!" yelled Zim. "You guys are morons, I'm just gonna sell to this house." said Gaz, as she grabbed the wheelbarrow of candies to the house. "Now tell me!" "Never Zim, your being a weirdo." said Dib. "Fine then..." Then Zim grabbed a little bead out of his PAK. "Your going to regret denying me."
[Setting: Outside Skool]
Zim kept controlling Dib even in the Skool morning. "Why are you doing this! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU!" said Dib slapping him self because Zim was controlling him. "Yeah will this is more fun. Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?" said Zim over and over as he manipulated Dib while he sat on Minimoose. Poop Dawg hid and spyed in the bushes. "Execellent, with his manipulation we can raise prices, and destroy more people..."
[FLASHBACK, FLASHBACK...]
"Yeah thats the sawdust." Zim said as the lady was choking the Poop Chocolate. When the lady got in the house, she started drooling toxic waste out of her mouth. Then she fell on a flowerpot, then domino situations ignited the house on fire.
[End of Flashback, flashback...]
[Setting: Poop Cult Office]
"Your work has been incredible apprentice Poop Dawg Zim, you deserve your poop dawg name, bow down." "I DO NOT BOW DOWN TO ANYONE EXCEPT THE ALMIGHTY TALLEST! I AM SUPERIOOORR!" "Um ok... your new name is Zoop Zawg." Zim then pumped his fist with his eyes closed silently talking the words, "Yes." "Hey Zoop, I got a secret to tell you." said Poop Dawg. "Yes?" asked Zim. "The Poop Candies are toxicated." "So?" "So that means for every bar we sell a person is destroyed!" said Poop Dawg. "NO! EARTH IS MY PLANET TO DESTROY!" yelled Zim. "Wait what?" said Poop Dawg. Then Zim undressed from his uniform, and undressed from his disguise. "I'M AN IRKEN INVADER WHO WANTS TO DESTROOOY THIS PLANET! AND I WILL NOT LET POOP DAWG GET AWAY WITH IT! THATS THE LAST STRAW I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Zim then pressed the, "Go To Space for Epic Battle Scene Button." "You messed with the wrong ultimate gangster Zoop Zawg, or are you worth that fresh name!" "WELL NEWS FOR YOU, 'POOOP DAAWGG', YOU AREN'T COOL YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE!" "Oh you just made Poop Dawg mad!" said Poop Dawg. Poop Dawg then pulled out the ThugLife Gun. "This will destroy you!" "Nuh uh!" Zim then used his PAK to deflect the bullets, but Poop Dawg dodged them. "Thats it!" Zim then shot lasers at Poop Dawg continously. Finally one shot his arm. "OW! OH NO POOP DAWG HAS BEEN DEFEATED!" "Now I have been waiting for this for a long time, 'Poop Dawg'." said Zim. He then got one spider leg thingy to seem like he was going to stab Poop Dawg, but then he just picked him up and threw him out the window. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ZIM! I WILLLLLLLL" "Sorry what? I can't hear you in space?" said Zim jokingly.
[Setting: Ms. Bitters Classroom]
"Ms. Bitters. Zim. Keeps. Punching me. Into. My desk. With. His. Manipulator. OW!" said Dib, continously being hit into the desk. "Hey your head might swell into a normal size now." said Gaz. "Shut up." "Anyway class the results are just as bad as last time, we'll call your parents again to love you less, but we have Dib in first place with 10000 candies, so he gets the smartphone." "Yes!" said Dib. Then Gaz grabbed it out of his hand. "Mine." said Gaz. "But Zim should be coming in with a pile of money any second now, come on, now?" said Ms. Bitters. Then Zim came jumped up and said. "The sawdusty chocolate seller Poop Dawg has been destroyed! You will no longer have to be toxicated by Poop candies, your all welcome." Then everyone in the class except Ms. Bitters, Dib, and Gaz clapped. "Good job Zim!" said Keff. "Yeah good job." yelled Zita. "Well class I'm gonna break the fourth wall with my fist so we can end this fanfiction."
[FOURTH WALL BROKEN!]