Disclaimer: The formality, I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Boo.
So sorry it took me so long, on with the fic!
"Huh?" the Graceful assasin said as he pondered what just hit him, "Hmm...oh well. I'll just go visit my FAVORITE Superior!" he hummed himself a gay (happy fools!) little tune as he walked to Xemnas's office. When he got there, of course, being the headstrong person he is, went straight to Xemnas's face, planted a nice one on his lips, pinched his cheek and said in a gay (your recognition this time) little voice, "Hellllo Xemnas! And how are you today, sir! I'm just peachy myself, and speaking of peaches, I see that your using the same shampoo I use, you naughty boy! But...I can't blame you if you want your hair as sleek and manegable as mine!"
These are the thoughts that ran in Xemnas's mind. "What did this IMBECILE just do to me?! I'm going to obliterate his gay-no...then I will have to recruit someone else. If he doesn't leave though, that's a different story..."
"Marluxia"-"Say no more, I'll give you some tips in getting your, shaggy mane, tameable. Personally, I would try..."and it went on like that for a while. Nut when Marluxia went for another kiss, that's when Xemnas snapped. It wasn't his fault; Marluxia wouldn't shut up, and he tried to kiss him again. No you know that won't suffice. Sorry, I would describe what Xemnas did to shut Marluxia up, but it's too gruesome. Let's just say that he beat the living hell out of him, how he did it is up to your imagination. Ah the hell with it, Xemnas slammed marluxia to the wall, took out those lightsabers and started bashing. What got him really ticked was when Marluixia said, "That hurts Xemmie-poo, can't we just get along and have a little fun in the flower bed?" Then Marluxia's back was put out of commission due to his own scythe crashing into his spine. It went on like that even after the arrow wore off. Of course, Xemnas didn't care if Marluxia was calling out to him that he didn't know what he was doing, or the fact that Axel was recording the entire thing.
Sorry that was short. I had to give you something. But now for the bad news. I also have to cut the series short (due to the fact that I have some new ideas for the Kingdom Hearts shorts) so I'm only doing three (trinity!) more parings. Look at the avaliable random parings I thought up. (the one who got hit with the arrow is listed first)
Larxene/Lexaeus
Xemnas/Xaldin
Demyx/Roxas
Axel/Luxord
Xaldin/Saix
Roxas/Vexen
Vexen/Zexion
Xigbar/Marluxia
Luxord/Demyx
If you want to see any of these, let me know. I'll do the three with the most votes after oh, let's say...a week? Yeah, and write them up.
Dudeness writer's block sucks...