Ritsu Sohma. He was one of those enigmas that no one can really comprehend. Yes he liked to crossdress, but for what reasons? Many Sohma believed that the idea of crossdressing 'calming his nerves' was a lie. Truth be told, Ritsu did more than dress like a girl. He was all around graceful in nature, he was always polite, and oh yes-he had never fallen in love with a girl.

Truth be told, Ritsu was gay.

And he had the hots for a certain Ayame Sohma.

Ritsu did more than just admire Ayame. He loved the extravagant air that surrounded him, and his loud, proud flamboyancy. He wanted to get to know, and then love, Ayame, but alas, he knew such things could never happen.

Out of all the Zodiac, he was certainly the least social, whereas Ayame did all that he could to get a crowd to surround him. Ritsu never had the courage to go up and talk to Ayame, so he would always just watch and enjoy the view from afar.

Ritsu never knew what exactly he'd do if Ayame came up to talk to him.

So you can imagine his surprise when the devil himself practically jumped on him in the middle of the super market.

"My my, have I found myself in the presence of none other than Ritchan-san? I do say, this quite a rare encounter!" Ayame sang, not caring whatsoever for the weird looks and sideways glances he was earning from the other shoppers.

Ritsu's light cheeks burned several shades of scarlet. "Oh, uh, Ayame-niisan, what are you doing here?"

The silver-haired man flicked his huge braid to the side, and laughed wholeheartedly. "Why I was simply buying some crab for my dearest Yuki! What are you doing here, Ritchan-san?"

Ritsu looked at the floor in embarrassment. "Well, I was, uh-"

"Say no more, Ritchan-san! It matters not to me why you were here, but how lucky we are that we have met up! Now, I take it upon myself to buy all of your grocieries! Yes, I'm quite generous, aren't I?"

Ritsu's cheeks grew a bloody, vibrant red. "Ayame-niisan, you can't do that! I'd never forgive myself!"

Ayame cupped the younger man's face is his hands and said, "Are you saying you'll refuse what I buy for you?"

Ritsu shivered. "N-No Ayame-niisan! I just can't let you waste your money"

Ayame shook his head. "Very well then. If you won't allow me to shop for you then I must be on my way. Now-"

He leaned in, giving Ritsu a long, passionate kiss-which certainly turned heads-and then leaved, yelling, "Ta ta!"

Ritsu simply stood there, blushing as if he were bleeding with this stupid smile on his face.