Vaccine

Hotaru: Erm…thank you all for your reviews xD. To think that you all would like such a strange story that will get even stranger…Keika and I are touched! So here is another chapter! Also, I MIGHT post a story on my own soon…MIGHT…it'll probably be a crossover.

Oh, and since we finally finished the RP, the rating for this story WILL change to M. We found out that this whole story would flow better if we would include a lemon. I hope nobody minds…

Keika: …What she said. Enjoy~

Chapter 4: Day 2

Sighing, Izaya reclined back into his arm chair feeling his usual smirk fading from his facial features, a frown etching its way in. "Che. I hate being confused."

He glanced at his clock, 8 AM, time to get fully ready for the day outside.

The informant sighed again as he stood up to walk upstairs to his room and strolled to his closet to pick out his clothes; not that there was much to choose, he wore the same thing practically every day after all. He rummaged absently, trying to decide on a trench coat or his usual jacket before he paused, his smirk rising up onto his face again. "I wonder what Shizu-chan would do…"

He chuckles.

"…if I showed up as a girl."

"Finally…"

Shizuo closed his eyes as he stepped out of his apartment, back as a male. He dug through his pocket for his cigarettes as he started walking in the direction of the busy streets, taking a shortcut through a wide deserted street. Normal people wouldn't do that when the sun went down…but Shizuo wasn't normal, and he had nothing to fear after all.

As he neared the opening that led to the main street, he caught sight of a figure trying to keep to the shadows, not that there was much to be hiding from. Shizuo raised an eyebrow when the figure appeared to be a young girl. Which girl would have the right mind to be wandering this place at this hour?

He continued watching her as she tried to slip away silently, a glare starting to materialize on his face. She looked…familiar… Luckily for him, the girl just happened to run under a light.

That was when all hell broke loose.

"I- I- Izaya?"

She froze.

"IIIIIZAAAAYAAAAAA!"

A nearby street light was uprooted from the ground and sent flying in the direction of the now acclaimed flea.

She spun around to face Shizuo as the light when sailing past her, "Oho~ Are you throwing things at a girl?"

The glare on his face intensified as he stormed up and grabbed her arm, dragging her into an alleyway.

"Explain, Izaya."

"It's Kanra, Shizu-chan~"

Shizuo's expression darkened, "Was it Shinra?"

"You have a brain! At last!" was Kanra's dramatic reply as she threw her hands in the air.

"Shut up, I'm not as stupid as you think. How did he even get that liquid into you?"

Kanra pressed a hand to her forehead and shook her head in annoyance. "I don't even want to know…" She leaned back against the wall and stared up at Shizuo as silence ensued.

"I'm guessing that you're a girl at night and a guy when the sun's up?"

"Eh?"

Shizuo crossed his arms and an eyebrow rose. "I'm surprised you haven't figured it out already, flea."

"Figure out what?"

He sighed at the cluelessness of Kanra. Did changing into a girl make her intelligence weaken?

"For me, I'm a guy at night…and a girl in the morning," he said in distaste. "I'm guessing it's the same for you, just reversed."

Realization dawned on her and she mentally noted that little fact. "You're right…" She said in mild surprise.

Shizuo groaned and muttered a dark string of curses.

"Oh don't worry."

The blond looked at Kanra who now sported a malicious smirk across her face, "I gave him a week to find a cure for us before his life is ruined forever."

He gazed at her silently before coming to a conclusion, "I'm beginning to think that 'Kanra' is more sadistic than 'Izaya.'"

"Just because I'm a girl at the moment doesn't mean I'm still not Izaya."

"But I guess you were so short before that you ended up staying that way, huh?"

"At least I didn't shrink like you did!"

"But the whole girl business is quite fitting actually; you were already as skinny and pale as one."

Kanra glared playfully and pouted at the last statement, "How offensive Shizu-chan." She crossed her arms as she stormed away childishly.

"Are you heading home?" Shizuo strode up to her side, keeping pace with her easily

She looked at him from the corner of her eye, "Why would you care…?"

"I'll escort you back."

"Why did I let him take me home…and what was with the playful banter?"

She wandered off and upstairs into the bathroom, removing the rather realistic hair extensions as she went.

"What to do now…"

She set the extensions gently on a small table near the sink before exiting to change into his usual sleeping attire; a yawning forced itself across his lips as he slipped on the loose hoodie. Izaya flopped down onto his overly large bed before pulling the covers up to his face.

"I hate being confused…"

Hotaru: THERE! I'M DONE! Now, time for some picture links:

Izaya's clothes: www(dot)zerochan(dot)net/931821 (like I said, this would be important!)

Izaya's hair: www(dot)zerochan(dot)net/900046

That's about it I think.

Izaya: …Doom is upon me. Joy.

Shizuo: HA! That's what you get for laughing at me!

Keika: As I said previously…

Shizuo: Don't you all just LOVE Keika's ideas?

Hotaru: mutters That was technically my idea…

Izaya: I… I thought we were friends…

Keika/Hotaru: sighs and shakes head We're sorry, Izaya, but… smirk, True friends just love to torture each other, you know? SO THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT MORE OF KEIKA AND HOTARU'S IDEAS, COME ON AND LEAVE A REVIEW~ THANK YOU~ WE LOVE YOU ALL~!