I am sorry for not updating, there really is no excuse(blame it on writers block) but rest assured i am baaaaaaaaaaack! And since i love my favorite authors and other reviewers, I will post this new chapter!

Oh. My. Josh, it reeks of antiseptic here, it's dark, and my head hurts...Like a boss. "OwwwwwwWWWWWWWWW!" I groaned, which was followed by an "Ugggggghhhh..."

The duck? Why am I so groggy? Some thing tickled my face,I reached up to bat it away.

Bro, nothing messes with my nose! It rests upon my sexy visage, of pure AWESOME!

I shook my head to and fro (Because swinging side to side is so last year!).

Get this, it DIDN'T STOP! So being a totally awesome and sane person, I smacked my nose...multiple times, if it wasnt obvious,with my hands.

"What is she doing?"

"She okay?"

"I blame it on the meds!"

"Well at least she isn't paralyzed..."

Whispers floated throughout the room, but one stood out from all of them.

" Hello, Bell? I am Dr. Thompson. Could you give me a sign that you are concious?"

Nerp! No signs of consiousness for you doctor! I am rebelling! REBEL-ING!

"Ow."

I heard him shift next to me. "Now Bell, I am going to test your eyes,just to see if they're damaged." I nodded "It's cool with me."

Something moved around my head,"Welcome to the world!"

I blinked...BLACKNESS!

I moved my head "Nope! I-I cant see anything!" Now I was starting to panic.

"This shit's broken! I can't see!"

"Bell,you're... blind?"

I turned towards the sound. "Mommy? A-Am I-"

"Oh my god! My baby is blind!"

People started to chatter,really loudly might I add.

"EVERY ONE SHUT UP AND GET THE *EFF* OUT!"

People went silent,others just gasped.

"She is in shock, let her rest." I could tell that was .

It's safe to say i cried my self to sleep that -what ever time it was.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxox TIME SKIP! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

When I woke up I heard whispering, "Hitting her head that hard wouldnt blind her-"

"But she's BLIND, Thompson!"

I knew that first voice was ,but who was the other voice?

"I'm a doctor!,who are you?"

Ha! That reminded me of Hetalia! Ya know, Kumajiro and Canada!

"Who are you?" *Cue Moe Face* "I'm Canada,your master." Such an epic fantasy!

(Hetalia season one $ 23.42 on Amazon.

when Hetalia becomes relevant in reality? PRICELESS!)

"A cafeteria worker." That right there was an awesome clue!

"Yes, so I suggest you leave now."

What the DUCK? What's happening here? I mean seriously, why would my doctor want to talk to a cafeteria worker of all people?

And if my 'head injury' wasnt enough to make me blind, then what did it?

I heard footsteps come closer to my bed from the door. Being blind sucks for this exact frickin' reason, because ya don't know who's coming up to you; it could be a hot guy, or a serial killer, so you could imagine how annoying not seeing this guy was.

" Why, hello you blind bitch!" a familiar voice spat gleefully in front of me. Fuck. My. Life!

"A-Alois? The duck are you doing here?"

"Nothing serious, just wondering if you'll give me your eternal soul."

"Oh..wait, WHAT?"

"Make a contract with me"

"Alois?"

"That IS my name!"

"I hope you get raped by Hannah!"

A/N

Thanks for reading! I swear I will try to update more often, shout out to Everyonesfangirl13579 for helping me edit this! {Everyonesfangirl13579 here, cheries! Hope you enjoy the time I took editing this thing of grammar mistakes :3}

and Beryl Bloodstone for the Hannah joke!

until next time!

Love,

Your Overlord Frenchie!

(aka NEM)