I popped into a mirror at the girls address. Peering around the gothic style room I noticed that it seemed that no one was there. Looking at the clock it was 6:30! Wow I never been up this early in ages… the door to the room opened I made myself invisible it always fun to spy…

She waltzed into the room wearing nothing but a small fuzzy towel and I felt my eyes nearly popped out at the gorgeous sight of her slightly damp skin and hair. Dam she makes showers look good. I watched her as she quickly dressed in a plaid school uniform. As she was brushing her hair I looked at her voodoo doll key chain attached to her book bag. Grinning my invisible grin I possessed the little doll deciding to go for a ride as she picked up her bag and we left. She parked her bike outside "Ms. Shannon's School for Girls" ugg this place is going to be girly.

You never know a person till you hang around them for hours on end. This girl was quiet as a mouse! She didn't speak just sat in the back nearly dissolving into the shadowy corner. When the bell rang I was nearly ready to shout to get a reaction from her when a horrible creature sauntered up to her. She was the stuff of my nightmares! Blond hair, blue eyes, tanned skin, and makeup! And she was traveling in a small pack of clones!

"Like Lydia, So I was wondering…"

"…Wondering what…?" she mumbled barely a whisper

"I was like wondering what it feels to be so hideously scary like you! I mean I know not everyone is born perfect like me. But how does it feel to be one of the ones that have been sighted in the looks department."

I was seething and about to offer my two cents when she hastily grabbed me with her back pack and rushed into the restrooms. Hanging me up on a hook in a stall she sat on a closed toilet and silently cried….oh man… that really tugs at what's left of my dead heart.

"Aww shucks babes, don't let that freaky orange harpy get ya down!" her head sot up as fast as a blink looking at the voodoo doll me grinning at her.

"Have I finally gone nuts?"

"Naw babes you're dealing with the Ghost with the Most! Now dry those tears and say my name tree times and well make that bubbly headed blond pay!"

"What's your name and what do you mean make her pay?"

"Well babes, first question it's my curs you haft to say my name tree times and I'll be fully in the real world plus since you summoned me you have and all access pass with me to abuse my powers. Second question! I believe our little princess could use a lesson in pay back!"

"You are that ghost I summoned! To tell you the truth I didn't think it'd work… why did you go crazy? And what with this ring?" she flashed a sliver ring at my cloth face…oh shit…

"Uhh well I'm not100% sure can ya show me where you found the summoning book or whatever."

"Sure but what's your name?" "You said it in the incantation. Its two words. Very weird two words to put together."

"Hmmm two weird words….Beetle…..Juice..." she muttered uncertain.

"Two more and I can come out and play!" "Tee-Hee! That is a weird name! I like it Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"

In an execrated show of colored smoke and eerie lights (just to impress the little lady, what can I say I love showing off) I popped back into my original form striped suit and all.

"Deadly-Vu! That was amazing! Can you do anything else?"

"Can I do anything else!" I said in mock horror grabbing my chest and taken a step back. "My dear I am the Ghost with the Most! I can do anything I want!"

"Sounds pretty boastful to me." she playfully said to me as we stood in the bathroom.

"I don't think so. Come on babes lets blow this pop stand!" I snapped my fingers and we were teleported outside near the bikes. Seeing the freaky orang banshee waking under a shady tree with her pack.

"Hey Babes, what do you think of a banana spider?" before she could say anything I conjured up the largest yellow and black spider I could and allowing it to fall form the air and land on her head.Hey Babes, what do you think of a banana spider?"ee.

"OH MY GWAD! THERE IS A HUGE SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD!" one of her cronies squealed.

"EEEEEEEKKKKKK! LIKE GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" She screamed and ran around waving her arms in the air not touching the spider.

"Bwwaaa ha!" "Haa ha ha haaaa! My sides hurt Beetlejuice!" "You think that's something stick with me I'll make your side's numb."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK-Wamp!" she ran full speed into a tree.

"HHAAAAA HAAA!" "BWWAAAAHHHAAA! Let's get out of here while we still can!" I grabbed her shoulder heading toward her house while she walked her bike and we laugh the whole way there.

Lydia pov;

We snuck inside my room without anyone noticing. In my room I reached under my bed and wooden post under the mattress I grabbed the journal. Looking up Beetlejuice was floating in a casual like manner I handed him the book. He flipped through the pages before finding the page with the spell.

"Ahhh, well that explains it…" he muttered cryptically

"What? What's wrong?"EEKKKKKK! LIKE GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"nd land on her head.

"Well this is not a summoning spell….it's a marriage proposal."

"….Huh? Were married?" I said in a blank tone

"Engage actually if you want to cross hairs." He looked at me as if expecting me to explode and send him to hell personally. "But it can be voided!"

"How can I be married to you how can it be voided. Am I even old enough to get married in this state?" at this he paled.

"H-how old are you?" "Six-teen." "Oh good I thought you were gonna say you were younger. Any way it can be voided if we don't consummate it within three months. Although let me tell ya it's gonna be hard for ya to resist this." He gestured at his entire self with a boastful grin on his face.

"I'll try to resist the urge to jump your non-bones."

"Hah! Ya know Babes you all right. Wanna go see the sights of the Neither World?"

"Whats the Neither World?"

"It's kinda like Limbo, it's neither here nor there. It's where rejects and people who died unnaturally go." Before I could asked what unnatural death would be he grabbed me by the waist and said "Say the three B words Babes!"

"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" as we descended into nothingness, I failed to notices a pudgy figure by the door frame.