Author's Note: This idea came into my mind and I just had to do it! Don't worry, I'm working on the 2nd prologue of the Civil Way Arc. ... Um, this little story was inspired by Nevada's birthday (when it became a state) which is October 31 (probably the only state's birthday that I remember, besides Cali's). Also by the fact that California used to be a Spanish colony, so that's why Chelsea might sound a little familiar. ;D

Warnings: Nevada's potty mouth, potatoes & pumpkins on people's heads, California being silly

Disclaimers: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia, Alfred F. Jones (even though he's not in this), or The United States of America. They all belong to their rightful and respective owners. I do however own the characters (the states) in this fanfic.

Names:

Nevada: Steven

Idaho: Dustin

California: Chelsea

Nevada's Problem

Steven glared at Dustin, hoping that would at least make the younger even a bit afraid of him. It didn't work.

It was all Chelsea's fault. If only she didn't suggest a west coast get-together, this wouldn't have happened.

Steven gulped aloud, swallowing the angry protests before they escaped his mouth.

"Dustin?"

"… Yeah?" The younger asked.

"Can you," Steven asked. "Get the fucking potato off my head!?" He yelled, as the younger covered his ears from the loud voice.

Dustin, after checking to see if he had gone deaf, picked up the potato off atop of his brother's head. "… I just don't understand… Why wouldn't you want a potato on your head?"

"Why!?" Steven snarled. "'Cause I don't like things that grow in the ground on my head!"

Dustin just stared blankly at him and then put the potato in his jacket pocket. Steven sighed and went to brush the spot where the potato had laid atop his head.

After Steven made sure that there wasn't any dirt on his head, he felt a bit of pressure on his head. Frightened, Steven's hands shot up to touch the thing. It felt round.

Steven's eyes caught glimpse of someone's movement. Steven turned around and came face-to-face with Chelsea, who was grinning like an idiot.

"Okay." Steven said blankly, the thought coming into his mind. "What the hell did you put on my head?"

Chelsea stopped grinning for a moment. "… A pumpkin!" Chelsea nervously chuckled.

"Get it off!" Steven screamed.

"Aw, but it's cute!" Chelsea complained. "'Cause you're a pumpkin baby."

"Shut up and get if off!"

"Well, then…" Chelsea said as she reached into her pocket. "What about an orange instead?"

"I don't want things on my head, dammit!"

Whenever I think of October, I think of pumpkins and Halloween (also my birthday, but that doesn't matter). Poor Steven, I feel your pain! T-T ... Same as whenever I think of California, I think of oranges. Why? 'Cause my state relies on mainly agriculture and the main crop is citrus fruit. (Oranges/lemons/etc) ... Idaho potatoes~!

Random fact: Nevada is the only state that entered as a state in the month of October. Most of the other states are in June/July/December. Don't you feel special, Nevada? ;D

Please review, even if you hated it!! Um... free oranges, potatoes, or pumpkins for the people who review? O.o;