A/N: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ITALY LOST! Damn… I'm crying. I know I'm crying… Anyway I think I don't need to explain the previous chapter's jokes xD, but now, I decided to answer the reviews from the previous chapter:
Chihori Anigma: Yeah… I watched… But I feel like plunging my head in the deepest hole I can find and the, cry like there's no tomorrow :'(
BTW, I also start laughing when I'm in History class (There was once time that my teacher said 'For me, Italy was absolutely a zero to the left, a nothing, in the WWI and WWII.' Oh, how I laughed…)
Puzzlingnerd57: No way! You're German and Austrian? Dude, I envy you! I also love PruAus!
Misaki Haninozuka: I do want to learn Japanese, Italian and German~ I like those languages! (And I could be part of the Axis! XD)
xXTrianeraXx: Thanks! Yeah, Hetalia made me change my way of talking. My best friend is also a Hetalian and she laughs when I say 'Aiyaa' or 'Aru'
Kat The Maniac: Of course they are! Germany is the EU leader and America is the hero! Yup, Hetalia gives more info about the world than history/geography teachers! Thank you Hidekaz Himaruya xD
Day 7 – Bye bye!
Australia vs. Holland/Netherlands – First to go~!
To say that he was nervous was a simple thing, but when his classification for the next phase was in risk and he was going against Holland, then, it was another thing.
But it didn't make anything better… Damn…
"Crap, if I don't go full power, I'm going to be massacred… Holland… Ugh, I just hope he won't do the same thing he did with Spain…" Ah, the depression is coming… But since when it would make Australia give up? Oh no. He did pushed himself to his limits.
But, you know, Holland wasn't going to be that sweet – not even in hell. At the twentieth minute, Arjen Robben scored a goal against Australia
"Damn… It's already starting… I feel like crying." Australia thought bitterly "But I still have to fight!" With a renovated spirit, in the next minute he was able to score and keep the match even.
In the locker rooms, he sat on a bench, sighing "Damn, so exhausted…"
"You're already tired?" Holland asked and Australia nodded "You won't be able to play like this. I can offer you my help."
"Wha-? Really?" Holland nodded "But isn't this unfair…?"
"I've won my first match. Not a big deal."
Going back to the second period, Holland had weakened some spots on the field and thus, Australia scored.
"Wow, I'm so happy!" The Australian cheered.
"Okay, now pay me for my services." Holland extended his hand to the other "What? I do not work for free."
"Well… I don't have money here…"
"…" Oh, how that ticked the taller.
Later that day, Australia bode good-bye to the World Cup…
Spain vs. Chile – Hasta la Vista!
"Are you alright, brother Spain?" Italy asked the older nation.
"Yes, I am Ita-chan. Thanks, but there's no need to worry." Spain ruffled the boy's hair.
"Yeah Veneziano, you don't need to worry about the tomato bastard." Romano huffed "But we could watch a movie since you're so pathetic right now." He grinned.
"Ve~ what movie, fratello?" Italy asked.
"Terminator 2: Judgment day. It's a popular movie and it has an interesting phrase. Especially for you, tomato bastard." He snickered.
"Eh, why is that so, Romanito?" Spain asked.
"Because-"
"Because it says 'Hasta la vista baby!'" They turned to see Chile, smirking "Or should I say, 'Hasta la vista, España!'"
"CRUEL!"
Cameroon vs. Croatia – Scampi
"I may have lost to Brazil, but this match was really pleasant!" Croatia laughed.
Cameroon, who sat in the same table as him, sighed "Could you stop repeating it please? It is annoying."
"Fine, but hey! Since we're in my team's hotel, why don't we eat something?"
Cameroon looked at him "Croatian cuisine? I never ate it before."
"Then, it's a great opportunity for you to get a taste of it!" Croatia lifted his hand and a waiter came. Croatia asked for something that Cameroon didn't understand. A few minutes later, the man came back. When Cameroon looked at him, he felt like punching the Croatian.
"Croatia… What. Is. This?"
"Scampi! In others words, shrimp!"
"I. Hate. You."
Day 8 – Of fallen souls
Colombia vs. Côte D'Ivoire – Nicolette van Dam
Yeah. They won.
So what? Colombia didn't give a damn to that victory, especially after he saw that image on the news. How dare someone create such hostile and low image about his player, about his people. He couldn't understand how was it possible for a person, an actress and the Dutch UNICEF Ambassador.
Of course, he was at least a little bit glad that she renounced the post and said sorry, but still… He was extremely sad.
Was that how the world saw his people…?
He sighed.
"Hey, Colombia. You alright?" D'Ivoire patted the Latin Nation's back.
"Yes… Thanks D'Ivoire…" He gave a sad smile. At least, he still had many friends…
Uruguay vs. England – No… Please NO!
"Oh c'mon Iggy! Cheer up!" America said to the Brit.
"Shut up America! And stop calling me that!" He snarled "You do not understand the damn situation I'm in!"
"Situation? What kind? Surely the hero can help you! Nahahaha!" He laughed "So, what is it? Bandits? Terrorists? I can beat all of them!"
"I said to shut up! I'm not talking about that kind of problems!" England hit America's head.
"Then what is it?!"
England's head dropped again "I doubt you'd know this feeling, but…" He suddenly sat up "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M FEELING BY DEPENDING ON ITALY?!" He pointed to an Italian flag on his wall.
"… That's sad dude…"
Japan vs. Greece – What was that Greece-san?!
Japan and Greece played an equal match. No one scored a goal and the second period was about to begin. Both sides positioned themselves and Greece would start with the ball. Suddenly, when Kawashima – Japan's goalkeeper – was still a few meters away from the goal, Greece kicked the ball, surprising everyone on the field. To their luck, the ball missed.
"Greece-san! Why did you do this?!" Japan asked.
The other looked at him, lazily "Ah… Japan… Sorry…" He looked at where the ball went "I thought I saw that bearded bastard…"
A/N: I'll tell you guys something: here in Brazil, the matches are written like: Brazil x Croatia. What do you think I did when I saw "Japan x Greece"? A long, high-pitched squeal…
Anyway, what I wrote in Colombia's match is true. I think everyone has seen it on the TV, but for those who didn't I'll explain. Nicolette vam Dam is a Dutch actress and the UNICEF's Dutch Ambassador. She made a composition of a photo, showing two of the best Colombians players smoking drugs, though, on her Twitter account, she apologized to all Colombians and renounced her post. I was so revolted that, instead of writing the match, I had to write about it.
Respect the others races. Respect the others languages. Respect others cultures.
And especially, respect the right of being a human. Racism or anything that excludes anyone because of their gender, sexual preferences, sickness, or deformation is crime. Everyone should have the same rights. It's not fair for those who can't protect themselves.
Ahh~ just to relieve some of this entire – extreme – stress mine, I'll ask you guys another question:
Which pairings in Hetalia do you approve?
-I approve anything with N. Italy, if the pairing is yaoi! I also love others pairing like: PruAus, SwiAus, USUK, GiriPan and straight pairings like PruHun or AusHun~
BTW, I know some of you will kill for saying this, but I'm not fond of Spamano xD
BTW2: The joke on Cameroon's match is totally brazilian. Here in Brazil we say "Camarões", which could mean "Shrimps" in english xD