Colz: If anyone noticed, I'm on a two day interval with the chapters except yesterday I couldn't update, Fourth of July Party. :P
Ino: Why??? -sobs-
Colz:?
Ino: why do I go first.
Colz: because. Now who wants to say the disclaimer?
Naruto: I dooooo!
Deidara: Colz doesn't own Naruto, yeah!
Naruto: HEY! I was supposed to say that.
Deidara: Too bad.
Naruto: ergh! -accidentally spills ramen on Itachi.-
Itachi: Mangekyou Sharingan!
Colz: Ano, not sure on the spelling. :)
Recap:
"Itachi-Kun, Sasori, Deidara and Kisame, I've located the target. She's in the family room/porch. The exits are the back door, the vent in the ceiling I'm currently positioned in, and the entrance to the kitchen. There are also windows on the north and west sides of the room."
She said through her walkie talkie headset.
"So she's in the easiest room to get out of huh?" Itachi asked no one in particular.
"Okay, come back to the basement Ayama."
"Hai."
She turned around to retreat when she heard Ino say something.
" I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"Itachi." Ayama beeped in.
"What is it."
"Target is moving to nearest bathroom to family room. "
:Got it."
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"Deidara, Sasori, prepare the monster, were going in." Itachi chuckled evilly.
Monster in the Basement
Chapter 4
Group Mishaps.
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Ino flushed the toilet and walked over to the sink. Looking in the mirror, she began to primp herself. She smiled and then said, "If I'm going to die by a monster, I at least want to look good." She giggled at the thought and turned the facet to the sink. The water came gushing out, splattering in the sink and on the counter top. Ino grabbed the soap and squeezed some out, then began to rub her hands together. The rich ivory scent tickled her nose as the smell trailed up her nostrils.
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Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori were in the vent above her. Sasori performed a jutsu and the vent's cover disintegrated. Little blue chakra strings began to connect on the puppet from his finger tips. When everything was all set, Deidara began to play his clay flute.
Ino was just about to rinse her hands off when she heard a faint sound. "That sounds like the sound we heard earlier," she inwardly thought as she began to look around the bathroom. Seeing nothing, she turned her attention back towards the mirror. When she looked in the mirror she saw herself, but behind her, she saw bright red eyes (Itachi's eyes) and a huge blob like body. Her eyes widened and she began to scream, only to be pulled into the abyss of the dark ceiling vents. Squirming, she punched and kicked, trying to get free. Her fists and feet made a clanking sound against the walls of the tiny chambers.
"STOP! I didn't get to wash my hands yet!!!" She shrieked as she was pulled into the basement.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
"What was that," Sakura asked, sitting down next to Sasuke.
Everyone shrugged and went on drinking their tea. Sasuke pulled out a piece of paper and laid it down on the table. Neji carefully unfolded it to reveal blue prints of the Uchiha Manor.
"Okay, we're here," Sasuke said, pointing at the little square that was labeled Kitchen.
"Our goal is to get to the exit on the other side of the house past the study room." He added, putting his straw back into his cup.
"How are we going to do that," Sakura asked, resting her head in her hands.
"We split up again, but this time, into groups of two." He muttered, dodging the kunai Tenten threw at him.
"Tenten calm down!" Neji said, pulled her away from Sasuke who sat across from them.
"Nooo, he's a moron! We CANT split up, thats how we get captured! Baka," She replied, giving in, letting Neji pull her into his lap.
"Jeez, calm down, we don't have to go past the basement to escape." he squeaked.
"Then why are we splitting up?" Sakura questioned.
"Because it will be easier to move around." he replied.
Tenten sat back down again and began to chug her tea.
"See Tenten, no need to get all worked up." Neji comforted, making circular motions on her back with his hand.
Tenten glared at the Uchiha.
"Fin---"
"Did you guys see Ino!!!?" Shikamaru, Naruto and Hinata asked in unison, as the ran into the kitchen.
"No, why?" Sasuke asked, sipping at his tea.
"Because she went to the bathroom nearest to the family room and she hasn't come back yet, and she's not in the bathroom." Naruto exclaimed, huggiling near Hinata.
Sasuke spit out the tea he was drinking and it landed on a already pissed off Tenten. She closed her eyes as the hot liquid made contact with her skin. She smiled evilly and then looked at Sasuke.
"You want to die tonight don't you?" She asked, as she vanished and reappeared sitting on the table, strangling the Uchiha with her bare hands.
"Tenten!" Everyone screamed, rushing over to Sasuke's aid, trying to pry off the weapon goddess. Neji and Sakura managed to pull her off and restrain her from getting any closer.
"Lemme at'em, Lemme at'em!" She shouted, struggling against their grip.
"No," Neji coolly replied.
"How troublesome," Shikamaru exclaimed, sitting down in a chair.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hinata shrieked, causing everyone to stop what they were doing.
Sasuke was rubbing his red neck, Naruto and Shikamaru looked at her with an 'oh my god' expression on their face, Tenten was in the grip of Neji and Sakura, her right hand on Sakura's head and her left foot in Neji's face. She was receiving 'oh my god' faces from everyone. A sweat dropped off of Hinata's head as she quietly sighed.
"Don't you guys see, this is what the monster wants, he wants us to fight with each other, it will be easier for it to get it's prey because when people get mad they go off by themselves!!!" She continued, everyone still being silent.
"Hinata," Shikamaru said.
"What!" She answered, simply annoyed.
"You screamed?" He questioned, quirking up a lazy eyebrow.
Hinata's eye twitched as she slapped her forehead.
"Yeah I am human ,Shikamaru," she replied aggravation present in her voice.
"Anyways, what are we going to do," Naruto asked, pouring some freshly boiled water into his cup of ramen.
Everyone then glared at the blonde as he raided Sasuke's cabinet for a pair of chopsticks.
"What?" he asked, slightly confused.
"Ramen, in this situation?" Sakura asked, pointing towards the steaming cup in the boy's hand.
"Ramen's good anytime Sakura-Chan!" he exclaimed, filling his mouth with the noodles.
Everyone's sweat dropped as they sat around the table and began to discuss the plan to escape.
-(before Ino was captured, to when they return with her)
Ayama and Kisame waited patiently in the basement for the others to return. Kisame then suddenly got up and walked over to the T.V.
"To ease our boredom, lets play guitar hero 2 until they return!" He stated, throwing a guitar over to the puppeteer's sister.
"Fine but I'll kick your ass," She teased, catching the guitar.
Ayama and Kisame stood side by side in front of the big plasma screen. Kisame selected medium, while Ayama picked hard. When the song started they were off. Ayama was in the lead and Kisame dragged behind.
"Crap!" muttered the giant shark as he started up his star power. (a/n: don't remember what it's called I think it's star power, but since I don't have guitar hero 2 yet, I don't know the songs and I don't know if it's like the regular guitar hero so lets just put both games together:)
Ayama snickered as she hit every note. But then, her solo approached, and she didn't have any star power left.
"Heh, looks like I'm going to win!" Kisame exclaimed, finishing his solo, continuing with the rest of the song.
"Shut up!" She shouted, missing about half of the notes. When She was drawing close to the end of the solo, She lost control and a big red sign that read 'Failed' popped up onto Ayama's side of the screen.
"Damn you Pantera!" She shouted, dropping to her knees.
"Wooh! Yes. " Kisame howled, picking the guitar up by the neck, lifting it over his head.
When they all walked in the basement with their target, they watched as Kisame slammed the guitar on the ground. Itachi shook his head as Sasori put his puppet away, having a blonde girl fall to the ground, covered in clay.
"What the hell!" She yelled, pulling a piece out of her pony tail.
"Where's the monster?" She asked as Ayama walked over towards her.
"Their is no monster," She said, putting out a hand, which Ino gladly accepted.
"Then what brought me here?"
"A clay covered puppet." Sasori replied, taking his seat back onto the chair.
Ino looked around at everyone and was even more confused. Then a vein popped out of her head as she pointed towards everyone.
"If there's no monster then why am I here?" She shouted, stomping a foot with her arms crossed.
"Simple," Itachi responded.
"My foolish little brother bothered me and Ayama earlier with his Naruto friend. So we are getting them back. "
"Oh, well then if I'm done down here I'm going back up to Shika-kun. " She said, walking towards the door.
"No," Itachi ordered, Ayama grabbing Ino and bringing her back.
"You stay down here until Naruto and Sasuke are the last ones there."
Ino groaned and walked over to a clay figure of somebody.
"No don't go near tha--BOOM"
The room once more was engulfed in a thick black smoke. When it cleared everyone was colored black. The only visible thing on them were their eyes.
"See Sasori, yeah. Art is a bang!" he shouted, clapping his hands.
"What did you do to it," Kisame asked Ino who stood there coughing on the smoke.
"I kicked it." She replied, receiving glares from everyone except Deidara.
"I knew blondes were dumb." Sasori muttered, receiving non-intimidating glares from Deidara and now Ino.
"Moron's," Itachi muttered. "Well now since we have Ino she is the smallest one, meaning she is the new spy."
"What!?" Ino shouted, "Why?"
"Because, it will be easier to get around unseen." Ayama said, "Thanks for relieving me of my job!" She thanked as she hugged her boyfriend tightly.
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"Okay, everyone know the plan?" Neji asked, receiving nodd's in approval.
"Okay, Move out!" he ordered, as everyone split off into two, Shikamaru going with Naruto and Hinata.
-Sasuke and Sakura-
They walked in silence, hiding behind various walls and furniture, carefully trying to go unnoticed.
"Sakura," Sasuke whispered, breaking the silence.
"Nani?" She asked, using the same voice volume as him.
"Don't scream." he replied, vanishing and reappearing behind her, with a hand over her mouth.
Sakura began to panic. While gathering chakra into her fist, she muttered, "Molester!"
"No, you idiot look. " He replied, pushing her head around the corner with his so she could see inside the attic.
Her eyes widened at the sight that engulfed her vision. There, on the hard wood floors of the Uchiha attic was something moving. Lightning flashed, and they saw big, sharp teeth.
"It's the monster," Sakura muttered into Sasuke's hand.
He pulled Sakura back into the empty hallway they were in before and backed her into the wall, his hands on both sides of her. Sakura blushed furiously when She realized how close they were. Sasuke smirked before he crashed his lips down onto hers. Sakura gasped at the sudden action and Sasuke used this opportunity to stick his tongue into her mouth, exploring every inch. Soon, Sakura kissed back, after registering the fact that Sasuke was kissing her. But as soon as the kiss came, it ended. Now Sasuke's mouth was lingering near her ear and she could feel his hot breath on her skin.
"What was that for?" She questioned, as he smirked and then whispered.
"I never did tell you what I thought about you at the fire did I?" His smirk continuing.
"No," She answered, having no clue as to were this conversation was going to.
"Well, do I need to do it again or do you get the point." He said, pulling away to make eye contact.
Sakura was deep in thought as She analyzed the given information. Then a light bulb in her head went on.
' Cha! He kissed us because he likes us! '
' Really?! '
' Yeah '
'Yay! Oh and were have you been? '
'Eh, chillin.'
"uhm, Sakura." Sasuke said, waving a hand in front of her face.
Sakura snapped back to reality and looked at the teen that stood in front of her. She happily smiled and hugged the raven-haired Uchiha. He did his famous smirk and returned the embrace. a/n: aww lol..)
-Neji and Tenten-
"Hold on Neji, can we stop for a minute." Tenten begged for the 20th time.
"Fine!" he said, rather annoyed.
Tenten stopped and sat on the ground, rubbing her ankle.
"Whats up with you, are you okay?" Neji asked, concerned.
"Yeah, my ankle just hurts, I think I twisted it trying to kick you in the face."
"Thats what you were trying to do!?" He surprisingly asked.
"Yeah." She chuckled, rubbing the back of her head.
Neji narrowed his eyes and then activated his Byakugan.
"Neji?" Tenten questioned.
"I think I sense something coming this way." he replied, using his 360 degree vision.
Just then, Neji tackled Tenten to the ground with him on top, as a bomb blew up behind them.
"What was---" Tenten stopped her sentence in the middle when she saw Neji on her.
He supported himself with one hand and the used the other to hold Tenten off the ground. A blush crept onto her face when Neji spoke up.
"You know, your even cuter from this angle." he said, lightly placing his lips onto hers.
Right now, her 'inner' was throwing a party. She quickly responded and returned the kiss and then, at that moment, 2 people entered the room, they were currently in.
-Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru-
Naruto and Hinata were holding hands waiting for Shikamaru to get up from the kitchen table.
"C'mon Shikamaru, everyone left already!" Naruto whined.
"What a drag." he sighed, slouching in the chair.
Naruto narrowed his eyes and turned towards Hinata. He cupped her chin with his hands and then gently kissed her. Hinata's face grew redder then a tomato and Shikamaru got up and turned around.
"ALRIGHT," he shouted, "Just don't make out with Hinata in front of me, Troublesome."
He then began to walk away with the two lovers walking, hand in hand, behind him.
-In the Basement-
Everyone gathered in a circle and began to discuss who to get next.
"Well they need to be easy to catch, " Ino stated, looking towards everyone.
"True," Sasori replied, laying on his back.
"SEE SASORI!! BLONDES ARE SMART, YEAH, RIGHT INO?" Deidara shouted, Ino giving him a thumbs up.
He smiled proudly as he replied with two thumbs up. Kisame then dropped his fist on Deidara's head, causing anime-styled tears to come down his face, as a big bump rose about a few inches from his head.
"Meany Kisame." Deidara sobbed.
"Anyways, I know who to grab next. " Itachi stated.
"Who?" Ayama asked.
Itachi smirked and then replied.
"The next person we capture is...
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Colz: Whoops, I ended without revealing the next victim.
Rock Lee: But it's youthful to reveal who it is.
Colz: O.O;; your not even in the story!
Rock Lee: Gai Sensei! She's catching on!!!
Gai: Quick! To the youth mobile!!!
Lee and Gai: -run to pink tricycle and ride away-
Colz: O.O;; they are weird.
Naruto: Specially with their spandex.
Colz: -shudders-
Itachi: Mangekyou Sharingan!! You are now in my made up world for 72 hours, during that time, I command you to please leave reviews for this story! If you don't there will be serious consequences. -pulls out katana-
Kakashi: NOT THAT SWORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs-
Naruto, Colz, and Itachi: O.O;;