FIVE MINUTES OF PANTIES
by an awesome blossom
Nothing is ever 'just a kiss'

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is property of Nintendo and co.


"Don't get your panties in a twist," Ruto sighed dramatically, thinking perhaps that she was original. "It was only a kiss."

"Nothing is ever JUST a kiss," Zelda spat back, her cheeks and ears tinged with the same shade of red as her lipstick.

This particular color-coordination did not go unnoticed by Ruto as she smiled rather hintingly.

"And strike that Cheshire grin from your face!"

"Can't order me around, Princess," Ruto replied almost lazily as she threw herself backwards onto Zelda's bed. "We are but the same rank."

Immediately Zelda was beginning to feel that inviting Ruto in to see the latest fashion from Calatia was a bad idea.

"Besides, what else was I supposed to think? You invited me into your room, after all."

The Hylian Princess sighed, "Well normal people do that as a sign of trust and friendship."

The 'Cheshire grin' continued. "Ah, but Princess, you forget. We are anything but normal."