Chapter 4
Talking = Sup
Thinking = Thoughts
Flashback = oo shiny
Demon/Bijuu = DIE HUMAN
Big Head Jutsu = SHUT UP CLASS
This is Chapter 4 this chapter is going to be a bit longer than the rest of the chapters
so yea prepare for a longer chapter.
That's all let's get into the story!
Flashback Intensifies
Then after thinking about the fruit he got a much better idea "Ohh why wouldn't i pull the best prank ever on all the stupid villagers!" He thought feeling much better about himself.
Naruto went to his secret stash (wardrobe) full of paint and stink bombs (If you don't know what stink bombs is then its bombs that smells horribly) and took out some of them and started making up the best revenge plan against the villagers.
"This is going to be so good! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto thought loudly, if you can that i think u can but i'm not sure. Well if anyone could do it it's Naruto seriously why he has no hear problemo he so loud.
Flashback Unitensifies
"This is going to be awesome! Believe it!" Naruto thought as he had finished his final preparations for his totally awesome prank on the villagers.
Some time later
"WHY ARE ALL MY UNDERWEAR PINK!?" you could hear someone scream in the village soon followed by more screams.
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!?" someone else screamed
"THIS STINKS SO BAD!" the man with stinky underwear screamed
"Hahaha best prank ever! BELIEVE IT! Someone (Naruto) thought
The Next Day
Naruto woke up late in the morning as usual, about 11:30 this wonderful day, he sat up and walked towards his calendar to check the date.
"Oh today i have to go to the academy otherwise Iruka-sensei will be mad at me again" Naruto thought he didn't like the academy but he had to go there to be a ninja.
Arriving at Iruka's classroom
Just as Naruto walked through the door to the classroom he started with his daily academy routine
"I'm going to be the best Hokage ever! BELIEVE IT!" he screamed with enthusiasm.
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" Naruto's crush screamed with anger.
Just after that sentence had left Sakura's mouth everything went back to normal. And with normal i mean the Iruka started talking again.
"Naruto you're late ne-" Iruka tried to say but was interrupted.
"Don't you think i know that!? I am going to be Hokage so i don't have to come on time! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto interrupted.
"Naruto the Hokage always has to come on time to his important meetings and such you should know that if you truly want to become Hokage!" Iruka half-screamed while also lecturing Naruto.
"You're so dumb Naruto you didn't even know that, everyone knows that except you because you're so dumb" Kiba said while smirking.
"Shut up dog breath!" Naruto screamed while angry at being insulted
Iruka used the "Big Head Justu" to make his scream even louder.
"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A HOKAGE OR EVEN A NINJA FOR THAT MATTER SO SIT DOWN!" Iruka screamed with his signature Jutsu applied to make his voice seem almost demonic.
"Fine" Naruto said quietly
"Okay class come up to my desk and take a textbook"
After everyone had taken a textbook and started reading Naruto decided sleeping was an better option than doing boring school stuff.
Inside Naruto's Dream
"Oh hi Sakura will you go on ten thousand dates with me?" Dream Naruto said sheepishly while scratching the back of his head.
"Of course i will my beloved Naruto-kun we could go on one hundred billion dates! Dream Sakura said with affection in her voice.
"Hey Naruto would you like to go to my place?" said Sakura to Naruto as if she expected him to say no.
"ABSOL-" Naruto couldn't finish his sentence because he was awoken from his slumber by an angry Iruka.
Outside Naruto's Dream
"NARUTO NO SLEEPING IN CLASS!" Iruka screamed furiously, obviously enraged at Naruto's behavior.
"Fine" Naruto said shortly with a scowl on his face.
After the boring lesson about boring stuff ninja never need to know Naruto walked home.
"Oh man that was so booring how could Iruka-sensei do that to me!" Naruto said with a bit of anger while walking towards his favorite ramen stand.
After Naruto was done walking to the Ramen stand he sat down and started ''negotiating'' to Teuchi about getting some free ramen.
"HEY TEUCHI-JIJI GIVE ME SOME MISO RAMEN!" he ''negotiated''
"Sure Naruto-kun anything for my favorite customer" Teuchi said to little Naruto, who instantly got a foxy grin plastered on his face.
"I am such a good negotiator i could be god!Believe it!
After eating the delicious ramen Naruto walked hope to his apartment and went to the library to ''borrow'' some scrolls if he could find some.
After searching the library he finally found a scroll he decided to look inside it and saw a awesome ninja technique.
Wind Release : Air Bullets was the name of the technique Naruto found in the scroll there are more techniques in the scroll but he didn't bother to check what the other Jutsus is.
After Naruto ''borrowed'' the scroll he walked towards his apartment to start training so he could use his new amazing super ultra jutsu.