Starfox: The Pacifier Parody

Chapter Four: Meetin' the School Principle

"What the!?" Fox cried. He ran downstairs, ready for the fight. He came down only to find out the source was from the TV, a game.

Fox let out a deep breath of relief. "Can you turn that down? That frightened me" he said.

"Oh, whoops, sorry" Leroy said. He picked up the remote and turned the volume down. "What are ya playing?" Fox asked. "Red Steel" Andrew said.

He has a slim, rectangular remote shaped object in his hand and another, only crafted for a one in the other, plugged into the other one. Leroy was holding the same objects.

"What are those?" Fox asked again. "The wiimote and nunchuck" Andrew said. He was making slashing motions and the virtual character was following the movements, with a long blade.

Fox decided to try it out later and went to get breakfast. Angel came down with a yawn. "Hey Angel" Fox said. She grumbled in response.

"Word of warning, don't bother her if she just woke up, she gets really cranky" Andrew warned. "Why?" Fox asked. Andrew just shrugged.

Krystal came down. "Wow, I can't believe I fell asleep that fast" she said. Andrew chuckled. "Yeah, the beds will do that" he said.

Then Carlos came in. "Master Andrew, do you require anything from me for today?" he asked. "No thanks" Andrew said. "Then I shall retire to my room, watching That 70's Show" Carlos said, then he walked upstairs.

"What's the show name?" Fox asked. "That is the name, That 70's Show" Andrew said. Fox got confused.

Andrew laughed. Then a death cry from the TV was heard. "Damnit!" Andrew cursed. Leroy laughed. "That was for yesterday!" he said. Andrew glared at him.

Then the phone rang. "I'll get it" Krystal said. She walked over and answered the phone. "Hello?" she said. "Hello, this is the Vice Principle, Mr. Wong, is Andrew, Leroy and Angel sick?" the caller asked.

"Uh, no, they aren't" Krystal said. "Oh, uh, who is this?" he said. "This is Krystal" she said. "Is uh Mr. Anderson there?". "No he's away right now, how can I help you?" she informed. "Oh, Andrew, Leroy and Angel are supposed to be at school today, didn't they tell you?" he asked.

"No they didn't" she said. "Oh, well uh, bring to them school within the next twenty minutes and they won't get a detention for tardy" he said. "Yes Mr. Wong" she said.

Andrew, Leroy and Angel got nervous when they heard the name. "Well?" Fox asked. "It was their Vice Principle, Mr. Wong, they were supposed to be at school today" she said when she hung up. Andrew and Leroy gulped. Angel bit her lip.

"Well I can take them, Cobra gave me the address" Fox said.

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"WHOA! CAREFUL!" Andrew screamed. Fox wasn't used to driving Earth vehicles, but he learned. Fox did a spin-park right at the curb in front of the school. Angel scrambled out of the car and started kissing the ground.

"Sweet land!" she shouted. "Oh come on, I wasn't that bad" Fox said. "Uh, yeah you were" Leroy said. Fox glared at him. The school bell rung and the students started pouring in the building. "Well, see ya later" Andrew said.

Fox decided to stick around, not taking any chances. He stumbled upon the principles office and decided to talk with the principle.

"Ah hello" he said. He was tall, African-American and had short, black hair with a little mustache. "Hi, I'm Fox, Andrew, Leroy and Angel's bodyguard" Fox introduced.

"Oh so you're the famous Fox I started hearing about" the principle said. "My name is Mr. Johnson". They shook hands. "Glad to meet you, I was wondering if I can stick around and keep an eye on the kids?" Fox asked.

"Yes you can, and before you go, I was in the US Marine Corps, Chief Petty Officer" he said. "Oh, glad to know that, thank you" Fox said.

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Fox sat on the bench, watching the kids with binoculars. While doing that he searched Mr. Johnson's military record. It showed: Nine Campaign Ribbons, One Distinguished Medal and Soldier of The Year Award. His current status was Honorably Discharged. "Hmm, he checks out" Fox said to himself.

He heard cheering over at the field. He looked over and saw Angel in a cheerleading outfit with pom-poms and doing some sort of dance.

He looked at the windows and spotted Andrew, head leaning on his hand. Then his head crashed to the table, jolting back up instantly.

I think he didn't get enough sleep last night Fox thought. Then he looked again and found Leroy in the field, playing Football. "Hey Fox" someone said. He looked and saw Mr. Johnson coming over and sat down with him.

"How's the work?" he asked. "Going good so far" Fox said. The school was about three stories high, about ten windows in each horizontal row. "If you think that's hard, try running a school full of about two hundred students" Mr. Johnson said. Fox chuckled. "Not gonna do that" he said.

"Anyway, Fox---" he was interrupted by a radio clicking. "Mr. Johnson, can you come down to the office, there are two students who need a talking to" a man radioed. "On my way" he said. "Sorry Fox gotta run" he said. Then he took off. Wow, busy guy Fox thought. Then did recon a bit more. The classes were excused and break started. He didn't see Andrew anywhere. Maybe he's inside talking with some friends he thought. Then his radio clicked. "Fox, can you come to the office?" Mr. Johnson asked.

Earlier, Fox gave the principle his radio frequency if there's trouble. "Sure, on my way" he said.

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Fox stepped inside. "Yes, Mr. Johnson?" he asked. "Take a seat please" he said. His expression was deep in concern. "What is it?" Fox asked. He pointed to the side of the room.

Fox looked and his eyes shot open. Andrew was seated in a chair, jacket and shirt off. Another student, female, possibly an experiment, was also seated.

"What's going on here?" Fox asked. "Apparently the janitor caught these two about to have sex" he said. Andrew hung his head and the girl covered her eyes in embarrassment.

Fox sighed. "Look I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have dragged Shush into this, it's my fault, don't punish her, please" Andrew pleaded. Mr. Johnson sighed. Then the door opened. Leroy and an aqua-blue colored experiment came in.

"They were about do it too" the man said. Mr. Johnson groaned and leaned his head on his hand. Leroy crossed his arms, the blue experiment turned away in embarrassment. Then another man came.

"These two were displaying public signs of affection by pecking" the other man said. These were two experiments. Both of them were koala looking, while one has midnight black skin, dark blue eyes, torn ears and a golden earring in the right ear. The other looked like Angel, only she had crimson red skin. "Oh for god's sake why are you guys doing it?" Mr. Johnson demanded. Everybody hung their head.

Fox started to feel hot with embarrassment. "Look, I'll take Andrew and Leroy home and have a talk with them" he said. "Alright, make sure they get to school on time tomorrow, seven-fifty A.M." Mr. Johnson said.

Fox thanked him and took Andrew and Leroy home for a talking to.