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New chapter, Same Craziness

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After refurbishing the horse of the gorilla bandit that had been left behind, Colin and Po arrived at the Jade Palace, where Colin had called home for several months. There was a mural with several dragons on the side, and the two friends got closer to it.

"There it is, The Jade Palace, home of some of the greatest Kung-Fu masters for several generations." Colin says, pointing at the palace with esteem.

"Let's go! Move it! Come on. Let's go!" Suddenly the Jade Palace began to move away. A crocodile was instructing other crocs in a ship to pull the palace away. "That's it boys. Let's go. Move it." Colin's jaw dropped. He couldn't believe this. The Jade Palace was being towed away. "That's it! Keep it going! Keep it going! Yes, come on, come on. Move it, move it. Here we go." Colin held on to the palace with his wings trying to stop it.

"Stop the palace! Stop the palace!" he yells.

The croc whistled signaling them to stop. Colin keeled over for a few seconds to catch his breath. When he finally got his composure back, he turned the croc around and got right in his face.

"Hey, I demand to know what you're doing here!" Colin snapped at the croc.

"Read it and weep." The croc says handing Colin a scroll. Colin opens the scroll and looks at it.

"Hey, what's up with that?" Po asked, wondering what was going on also as Colin began reading the scroll.

'Hear ye, hear ye, for failure to pay back taxes, all the lands, palace and properties of the Master's Council shall be taken in lieu of payment. Signed, prince Taotie's royal accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead'

"This is a sham!" Colin snapped. "I vow here and now I will restore the Jade Palace to its rightful place."

"Yeah, yeah," the croc laughed. "You vow, we move! Let's go, boys! Take it out! So long! Move it! Keep it going! Come on! That's a boy!"

The croc laughed as the Jade Palace continued to be towed. Colin looked down as Po patted him on the back to comfort him. There was now nothing but an empty field where the Jade Palace used to be. Colin then sees someone nearby in the empty field. It was a grey wolf with spiked armor and scratched out eyes who was apparently on the toilet reading a braille playboy magazine and completely unaware of what happened.

"Dende?" asked Colin surprised.

"Who is that?" Po wondered who that was.

"It's Dende, my master's loyal blind ally".

Po then notices the horse was running down the stairs away from both of them.

"I gotta go get the horse, man," Po proclaimed.

"Yeah, you do that," Colin said. Once Po left, Colin went over to his friend. "Dende!" he called. "Uh, be right out." Dende said. He immediately starts pulling his pants and the rest of his armor back over his 'downstairs weaponry' as Colin ran over to him. "Dende!" said Colin happily.

"Master Colin, is that you?" Dende said recognized that voice anywhere.

"Yes!" said Colin.

"Back from the Crusades?"

"Yes!"

"And alive?"

"Yes".

"Oh, happy day!" Dende said as he came toward Colin but he ran right a woman bust, falling down. "I thought for sure there was a door there. Master Colin!" Dende screams as he touches the bust. "You lost your wings in battle. How- how terrible! But you've grown some nice boobs".

"Dende, I'm over here." said Colin, a little annoyed at what his friend was doing.

Dende quickly realized he was hugging the bust and not Colin. He immediately jumps back in embarrassment.

"Oh… Uh… later," he muttered.

Dende walks toward Colin but nearly goes past him. Not wanting to waste any more time, Colin grabs Dende and pulls him in front of him.

"Dende, listen to me," he said. "They've taken the palace".

"I thought it felt a bit drafty." Dende said, finally catching on to what had happened. "Oh! This never would have happened if Master Oogway was alive."

Colin gasped upon hearing that. Master Oogway, the guy who got out of danger better than anyone, was gone?

"He's dead?" Colin asked.

"Yes." Dende said.

"And Master Rhino?"

"He died of pneumonia whilst- Oh, you were away!" Dende explained.

"And the wolf pack?"

"They were all killed by the plague."

Colin groaned that all of his good friends were gone.

"Girl next door, Viper?" Colin asked.

"Run over by a carriage," Dende said.

"My best friend, Mantis?" Colin immediately asked.

"Accidentally eaten by Tigress," Dende said.

"Tigress?" Colin moaned, not sure he wanted to hear the answer to that one.

"Choked on Mantis," Dende said.

Colin couldn't believe it. All his friends, even Tigress, who he thoroughly admitted he had no love for, had died while he was out dealing with that whole Russia fiasco.

"Oh it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Colin?" Dende asked.

When Dende decides to hug the peacock, Colin notices some sort of necklace was around Dende's neck. This became more obvious at was making it hard for him to even breathe.

"Oh! Oooh! Wait a minute. Wait a minute!" Colin said, pushing himself off of Dende. "What's that supposed to be?"

"Oh, Master Oogway wanted me to give you this." Dende said as he pulled the necklace off of his neck. "He said that inside is the key to the greatest treasure in all of China".

"Oh, really?" Colin said smiling.

"May I keep it?" asked Dende.

"Uh… no, Dende," Colin said. "I think it might be better if I honor Master Oogway's wishes".

"Of course," Dende understood. He then went ahead and put the necklace around Colin's arm, who promptly put it around his neck.

"Come on, Dende" Colin said. "Let us leave this depressing foundation. We have much to do and… less time to do it in".

"Yes," Dende agreed.

The two immediately left the foundation of where the Jade Palace had been. Meanwhile, Po was coming towards them at the bottom of the staircase apparently having caught up with the horse.

"Hey. Hey, Colin, wait up," he called out

"Oh, well done, Po." Colin said proud of his friend.

"Yeah, he was running fast, but I caught him dude".

"Who's that?" Dende asked wondering who the fat panda was.

"Dende, I'd like you to meet Po." Colin said, introducing his two friends.

"Poop, here?" Dende asked, mishearing what Colin said.

"No, no. Not poop... Po," Colin verified.

"Hey put it there." Po said extending his paw.

"How do you do?" Dende asked, accidentally putting his own paw in Po's 'happy place.'

I've been better." Po groaned in a high voice.

However, Colin's attention was distracted by a noise coming from somewhere in the village heading toward them.

"What is that?" Colin asked.

A young bunny was running towards the three, screaming for help. "Help me! Help me! Ahh, save me! Save me!" He was white and had a black robe with a red sash down the middle.

"Looks like a runaway bunny." Po said as the bunny clutched onto Colin.

"All right, just calm down, kid," Colin said. "What's the matter?"

"They're after me." the bunny said, pointing toward the pathway he just came down.

"Who is?" Colin wondered as he looked.

Six snow leopards and a fox on horseback were headed towards them. The leopards were singing a fanfare while the fox in the center was wearing a blue outfit. No one really knew his name, but everyone did know that he somehow managed to become the sheriff of the Valley of Peace.

"Over that boy hand!" the fox demanded.

Colin and his friends just looked at him. He groaned that he didn't get the sentence right.

"Hand over that boy," the fox corrected himself.

"Who demands it?" Colin asked.

"The Sheriff of the Valley of Peace." the fox introduced himself.

"And what has the boy done?" Colin wondered.

"He was caught poaching in the emperor's forest," the fox said. "He "deered" to kill an emperor's dare… ugh… dared to kill an emperor's deer".

"And… this is an offense?" asked Colin.

"One punishable by death," the fox said. "Where have you been?"

"Fighting with Emperor Chao in the Crusades," Colin answered. "Unfortunately, my father couldn't get me into the national guard".

"Whoa-oh!" Po said as he and Dende laughed at Colin's response. The fox sputtered as he was angered by what Colin said.

"How dare you talk to me in that fashion," the fox snapped. "Who are you?"

"I am Colin Neilson." Colin said with a bow.

"Oh, yes, yes, I've heard all about you," the fox muttered. "They say you're pretty handy with your blades. Let's find out!"

The fox then went to take out his sword, but he only got the handle. Colin then went over to the fox's horse and used one of his blades to cut the saddle, turning the fox upside down. Po laughed and snorted at the sheriff's predicament.

"I was angry at you before, peacock, but now I'm really pissed off!" the fox snapped.

"Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener, I'd be worried about getting pissed on." Po said as the others laughed.

"You know, this wasn't a very smart thing for you to have done, peacock. I'll pay for this!" the fox yelled. Colin's friends just nodded at him. Then he realized he said it wrong again. "You'll pay for this! Kill them!"

But then Colin pulled out his halberd, extended it to full length, and held the blade right at the fox's throat.

"Wait, I've...changed my mind," the fox said.

"Smart move." Colin said as he turned the sheriff's horse around. "So… until we meet again… have a safe journey."

Colin then smacked the horse with the flat side of his halberd, making it run fast. The fox yelled in pain every time his head hit the ground.

"Look out for the big rocks!" Colin advised. The six leopards followed the fox while singing the fanfare again.

"Shut up, you fools!" The fox yelled.

"Good riddance to some pathetic losers." said Colin when they were gone. The bunny then walked over and looked at Colin.

"Oh, thank you for saving my life, my lord," he said. "I shall tell all that I see that there is at least one creature in China who's not afraid to stand up to the sheriff and his men".

"Good tell them that," Colin said. "And tell them also that I vow to put an end to the injustice, right the wrongs, end the tyranny, restore the kingdom, protect the forest, introduce folk dancing, demand a four-day work week, and affordable health care for all rabbits and sheep".

"Yes, yes. Good, good", the bunny said. "Well, it's getting dark. I gotta go home alone now".

"Ah… right." Colin understood.

"Good-bye." The bunny said as he screamed and ran off towards the forest. Colin and his friend just looked at him in confusion.

"What an unusual child," The peacock said.

Well, it looks like Colin has found an enemy… and not a very talented enemy at that

For those of you who haven't caught on by now, the fox in this story happens to be Junjie from the animated series. However I don't intend to reveal this until way later in the story

R&R plz

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