(A/N) Sorry it took so long. I'm currently working on a new story that's miscellaneous and has a ton of Mary Sues and Barry Sams. I'm such a hypocrite, aren't I. At least I don't think mine are that bad… Anyway, this chapter is kinda short, but I hope it's still good. Thanks to Rocket launcher trombone for the inspiration to write an "ask naruto" parody. And I forgot to thank SilverOfSilver88 for the previous chapter's inspiration. R&R because your reviews make me laugh, cry, and they're all around heartwarming and Emmy-nominated.

Disclaimer: Okay, for the umpteenth time I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. But I do own this parody…

"Welcome to Talk Show, my talk show. I'm your host, x.Animegurl.x, but you can just call me Marisa. Even though this is a Naruto special, Naruto's not hosting because he's a complete dunce."

"I'm not a dunce!"

"Duncesayswhat."

"What?"

"Exactly." I say. "Now, today the characters from Naruto are going to answer the studio audience's questions about the fics they're in."

The audience claps under the dictation of the sign that says 'Applaud'. Because without that sign, the audience wouldn't be smart enough to figure out when to clap.

"Okay, first one, the dude with a serious Naruto obsession."

A guy with a Naruto headband, shirt, pants, and shoes stood up.

"Um, I want to say I LOVE NARUTO!-insert 'duh' here-And I want to make a suggestion for a Naruto pairing. How about NarutoxGaara."

"Already out there," Naruto says with mic in hand, trying not to look Gaara in the face.

"Oh, okay," said a now disappointed fan…boy?

"I have a question," I say, raising my hand. "Do guys even read yaoi fanfics?"

"I do," replied yaoi Fanboy.

"Okaaaay," I say. "Next question. Fangirl in row 3."

Fangirl stands up.

"I love you Sasuke-kun!" Fangirl yells. "Okay. Here's my question. Is Narusasu canon? And if it's not, I will glomp you!"

"It's not!" the two yelled in unison, not considering Fangirl's warning.

Now we have a rabid Fangirl.

"Security!" I yell.

Rabid Fangirl is tazed and kicked out of the studio.

"Now that's finished, we're moving on to the next question. Fangirl in row six."

Fangirl #2 stands up. Security surrounds Sasuke, Gaara, Naruto, Rock Lee, and Neji. Choji doesn't have a fan base, so he doesn't need security.

"Why is Sasuke always OOC in Sasunaru fanfics?"

"I'll answer that question," I say. "Because if Sasuke was the emo bitch he is in the anime, how would Naruto ever fall for him?"

"I resent that," Sasuke says, referring to the 'emo bitch'.

"Okay, next question!" I say, ignoring Sasuke. "And no more Fangirls. Emo dude in the back row."

Emo dude stands up.

"Sasuke, you rock," he says, and sits back down.

"Wow, one of my own!" Sasuke says, Fangirlishly. "Marry me!"

Naruto cast sweat drops.

"Wow…" I say. "Moving on. Seemingly normal girl in row 4."

Seemingly Normal Girl stands up.

"My question is for the Naruto girls. Why are you always preps in high school fanfics."

"Because the authors have a death wish," says Temari, memories of the horrid fanfics she had been put through.

"Or because they're preps themselves," Tenten says, going through the same memories as Temari. "And they have a death wish. As a matter of fact, I should put a hit on them."

Tenten now has an evil look on her face and starts laughing manically.

"Okay authors of AU fics, watch out," I say. "Wait a minute, I have an AU fic. Oh no..."

Tenten pulls out a pointy, sharp object.

"Did I mention I have Belonephobia?" I say, tripping over my feet as I try to back away from evil Tenten. "At least you're not a prep in my fic!"

"I'm not?" Tenten said, immediately putting the sharp and pointy object away. "Well then, that's okay."

"Mood swing, much?" I say. "Must be your time of the month…"

Evil Tenten appears again and pulls out the sharp and pointy thing.

"Well, folks, that's all we have today!" I say, running away. "I have to go and get a restraining order!"

Audience claps. Security holds back numerous Fangirls. The Naruto cast exists stage left.

"Do you think Marisa will be all right?" Sakura asks.

"Who cares, she insulted me and my emoness," Sasuke say, pouting and twirling his hair.

"At least she didn't make fun of you and your gayness," Neji says.

Naruto characters nod in unison.

"What was that?" Sasuke asks, still pouting.

"Nothing, Sauce-gay…"

(A/N) So there it is. Oh yeah, Belonephobia is an irrational fear of sharp things. And yes, I do have it. Anyway, hope you laughed. And if you didn't, well screw you (j/k). Again, thanx to Rocket launcher trombone for the suggestion. Next chapter is going to have me being sucked into a cliché fanfic (thanx to Kawazoe Michiyo for suggestion). I'll try to make a parody for all of your suggestions, so stay tuned to see if your suggestion makes the cut! The heats on! Get ready, get set, get a life! But for now, R&R.