Me: Time for GOOBER TIME!!
Ash: WHY do you exist?!?
Me: to cause utter coas & destruction and set a curse on all peace on earth and to take over the world and plunge the world into world war 3.
Ash:...sorry i asked
Madi: i'm scared. ahem. RaiKimTomBoY does not xiaolin showdown nor the goofy goober song.
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Raimundo was sitting in the Goofy Goober Bar with Clay. Omi had died becuase of an inccident with a squirrel, and they were all celerbrating. Kimiko was...I think the bathroom...BUT anyway...Oh theres Kimiko!
"Guys! I just saw a huge peanut! IT TALKED, THAT ISN'T RIGHT!!!" screamed Kimiko, looking frightened. Rai's ears perked up.
"A large peanut?" Rai asked. Kimiko shook her head 'yes' and Rai and Clay started high-fiving each other. Kmiko frowned.
"Okay, what's wrong with you today?" she asked. Rai and Clay looked at another then...
"THE GOOFY GOOBER THEME SONG!!!!" they shouited. (music starts)
"Oh this is stupid. Oh well." said Kimiko with a grunt. Then SpongeBob came out of nowhere and started singing with them.
Spongebob: Hey all you goobers, It's time to say HOWDY,
To your favorite undersea peanut, GOOFY GOOBER
Rai: YAH! SpongeBob: Alright folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world, Rai: Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah Kimiko: I'm a goofy goober yeah Clay: hahaha Patrick: SpongeBob! It's the goofy goober theme song! Kimiko: Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah Clay: I'm a goofy goober yeah Some unimportant person: and here's your triple goober berry sunrise sir Clay: Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah Rai: I'm a goofy goober yeah EVERYONE: o oo oo!
Kimiko: bup bup bup
bupbup
bup bup
YAH!
(repeats as background)
Patrick and this big peanut guy!
It's a little ditty called
GOOFY GOOBER
Patrick: You're a goofy goober yeah
Clay: Were all goofy goobers yeah
Rai & Clay & Patrick: Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
SpongeBob: Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
DJ! Time for the test
No baby can resist singin along to this!
Spongebob: I know
You're a goofy goober yeah
Raimundo: Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Patrick: Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
Kimiko: OOOO
Rai: Oh, a triple goober berry huh? I guess I could use one of those
Unimportant person: there yah go
Kimiko: gobble gobble
Rai: burp
SpongeBob: Boy Pat, that HAD hit the spot, I think we need one!
Patrick: Yeah!!
SpongeBob: WATIER, Lets get another round over here
You're a goofy goober yeah
Patrick: Were all goofy goobers yeah
SpongeBob: Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
You're a goofy goober yeah
Kimiko: Were all goofy goobers yeah
Goofy goofy goober goober yeah
Wasn't that great, dudes!?" asked Rai.
"OH YEAH!" screamed Clay.
"That was pethitic. I hate you SB!!!" yelled Kimiko. Kimiko went on a rampage and killed Spongebob, by...well ya don't wanna know..., and she set out to find Patrick.
"You can run Patrick, BUT I'LL CATCH YOU!" you could hear Kimiko in the distance, yelling and Patricks screams of terror, and laughs of idioticy.
"Hey..I just realised...YOU STOLE ME LINE!!!" yelled Clay at poor Rai.
"Wha- No I didn't!" said Rai, confused.
"Don't lie, you jerk!" Said Clay. Rai was about to say somethin', but Clay pounced on him. Rai exploded under Clay GNORMAS weight. Clay turned on the t.v., cause he likes t.v.! Deal with it. Jack Spicer was rapping badly on American Idol.
"And...uh..you chain hang slow- I mean low and wobbling to the flow!" rapped (horridly) Jack Spicer. Clay died from such bad singing and Jack got a score of -3456. He cried so hard that he drowned everyone in American Idol, including himself. And forever now- THE T.V. STAYED ON!!!!!!!
My, my this was quite odd, oh right the moral! Um..let's see..OH I KNOW!
MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER EVER try out for a rapping career on American Idol.
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