Tobi's first prank
70 years ago...
Tobi walked into the cave, following his big brother.
"Here it is, the Bijuu statue. With this, I will control the world." Madara told his little brother.
"Oooooohh. Cool, can Tobi touch it?" Tobi asked excitedly.
"Uh, I suppose...?" Madara wondered why someone would want to touch such a grotesque statue.
Tobi walked over to the large statue when he noticed something.
"Hey, someone put duct tape on the statue. Tobi fix!" Tobi said cheerfully.
"Wait, Tobi, no!" Madara panicked.
RIP!...KABOOM!
Tobi had entered some sort of delirium. "Hehe, rainbow!"
"NO!" Madara shouted as the nine Bijuu vacated the chamber.
"Nice fireworks big brother!" Tobi jumped happily
"Tobi that wasn't...ARGH! That took me 20 years!" Madara yelled. "What do you have to say for yourself? ! ?"
"Wow, big brother has a lot of patience." Tobi said simply.
Madara blinked, he just hit the weak spot of the Uchiha on the head. Compliment them while in a rage, and any desire to maim vanished.
"Look, a distraction sign!" Tobi pointed behind Madara.
"Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for...wait, a sign?" Madara turned around. There actually was a sign that had 'distraction' written on it, as well as a Tobi mask with a crudely drawn tongue poking out.
Madara turned back to find his brother missing.
"TOBI! ! !" Madara screeched.
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Tobi can be both innocent and evil at the same time. That's why he's so awesome.
I desperately need new ideas to continue these skits. Reveiw or PM me with ideas! (or constructive critisism. Flames help nobody, and only saying it's awesome or something like that only makes me look good, not help me get better.)