Sorry the delay with this story. My beta take a while to send the new chapter back.

Out in space, Clark was still fixing the Watchtower with Batman's help, when, suddenly, a portal opened and sucked him in.

"Superman!" Batman cried, but it was too late. He was gone.

In a galaxy far, far away, Lex was having a saber duel with Obi Wan Kenobi in a volcano when, suddenly, a bright light almost blinded him.

"What don't you like about yourself?" Lex inquired as he noticed Clark by his side. They were in a very fancy hospital, wearing brown scrubs with white coats.

"Lex?"

"Clark?"

"Excuse us." Lex grabbed Clark and pulled him out of the office as a blonde woman watched them leave.

"Clark, thank God you're here! Where are the girls?"

"I was about to ask you the same question," Clark responded as he frowned, frustrated. "What are we gonna do?"

"We're stuck in here, Clark. I suggest that we play along until someone changes the channel." Clark nodded. "So, come on. We have a very angry patient waiting for us."

At the Luthor Mansion, Martha Kent noticed the mess in Lex's office when she came to find Clark. There was water everywhere and papers on the floor, because of the wind from the open window, and the TV still was on.

She searched the place, looking for her son and his friends, but she couldn't find anyone. She decided to call Lana and ask her if she knew anything.

"Lana? Hi, it's Martha," she said while switching the channels on the TV. "Have you seen Clark lately?"

"No, I haven't seen him all day. Why?"

Suddenly, Martha noticed something really weird on the TV. Lois and Chloe were in a Grey's Anatomy episode while Clark and Lex were in a Nip/Tuck one. "Lana, I have to go. I'll call you back later!"

Flipping off the phone, Martha inched closer to the TV and tried to talk to Clark 'McNamara' and Lex 'Troy'. "Clark, can you hear me?"

He didn't answer.

"Clark, it's your mother. Talk to me."

Still nothing.

They couldn't hear her, and Martha couldn't stand there doing nothing. She had to get them to notice her. She just needed to know how.

She suddenly saw a green glow coming from behind the TV.

Kryptonite.

Martha smiled. She knew what to do.

At the Seattle Grace Hospital, Lois was freaking out. Nothing could scare her, except what was right in front of her.

"I can't!" she nervously exclaimed. "I'm sorry, but I can't."

"What do you mean, 'I can't'?" Dr. Bailey angrily asked her. "You are a surgeon, and you'll do what I tell you to do."

"I'm sorry, but I can't operate on that man." Lois explained, still scared. How was she supposed to operate on someone when she wasn't a doctor? She was just a girl on a TV show- but even so, she wouldn't take her chances and possibly kill someone.

"Excuse us." Chloe grabbed her arm and dragged them from the room. "Lois, you have to do it. Christina wouldn't have done that, you know."

"But I'm not Christina. I'm not Buffy. I'm Lois, Lois Lane."

"I know that, Lois, but they don't. To them, you are Christina Yang, and I'm Isabel Stevens, and we are excellent doctors."

"Wait," Lois interrupted her. "That means we are dating Burke and Alex?" She smirked.

"I suppose."

"At least one good thing from this. They are McYummy."

"I couldn't agree more," Chloe chucked at Lois's commentary. "Come on, Lois. You have an operation to do," she reminded her cousin as she pushed the older girl towards the operation room.

"Are you ready now, Yang?" Preston Burke asked her as she put her mask back on.

"Yes, Dr Burke." Lois nodded, although she was still nervous.

"Let's start, then!"

TBC