Here With Yondaime
By: DracoAries.
Written: 11th of February, 2007.
Disclaimer: Yondaime Hokage & Sarutobi (c) Masashi Kishimoto.
Inspired by: My friend Scarlet Butterfly and other fan fictions.
Reason: She loves him an awful lot. There are so many fan fictions with ask this-and-this-person, but not with Yondaime.
Summary:
We have all read ask NARUTO characters fan fictions. But this time it's with Yondaime.
Chapter 4:
The camera is turned on by Yondaime and he sits down behind his desk.
"Welcome yet again to 'Here With Yondaime'. You all know I'm Yondaime by now so... yeah! Let's go straight to it, it's a lot of questions now..."
He picks up a paper.
"Ah, from yondaime-kun yet again. Oh, so you didn't change the name, that's reliefe.
'Did you know that Sakura can knock out people when she gets older?'
No, but then again, who can't? Come on, you just leap up behind them and hit them in their had with a really heavy object. Even I can do that. I mean, of course I can do that. Because I'm the greatest ever. So yeah!
'What would you do if Naruto decided to wear spandex?'
Wha...?"
He gets chills down his spine.
"Please tell me doesn't! Gai's bad enough. We don't need another one wearing a spandex. Please tell me Naruto won't!? Or anybody else! I can't stand the thought of it. Dude!
'Would you ever let Jiraya and Kakashi teach ever Naruto?'
Wow... no, at least not Jiraya. Like I've said; He made Kakashi a freaking pervert. He was also the one who made Obito's eyes so... you know, the cry-thing. He put oil in them by an "accident". Accident my ass... So no, not Jiraya. Kakashi... well, no... He's weird. He's the comrade of my team quite often and, well... Obito once ended up in the hospital with a kunai up his ass. So I don't really trust him.
'What would you do if Naruto learned a perverted Jutsu, that he made up?'
I would ask him to teach me. 'Cause that would be so awsome!
'Why don't you invent it?'
Hey, good idea! I'll start on it a bit later. Cool...
'PS: Did you know that you are almost like Naruto in every single way?'
No, I didn't! I thought he was like me in every way!? I mean, I'm the parent, right? That's all from my Mini-Me, which I am allowed to call him/her."
He picks up the next paper.
"From TWNJ again. Hey, I really digg that name, what does it stand for? Oh, right, questions...
'Which is your favourite band, My Chemical Romance, The Konoha Kunai or Frank Sinatra?'
Oh, that's My Chemical Romance. Love them! I really love 'Black Parade'.
'What's the Kazekage like?'
Um... I'm not sure... they've gotten a new one and I haven't met him/her yet. Hope it's a woman! A sxy woman! But it's probably a dude... damn...
'If the villages have have manga or anime, what's your favourite?'
Ooh, I love questions like these. Yes, we do have that, I don't see why not? My favourite manga must be Love Hina. Not because of the naked girls! I'm not a pedophile! It's just... cute! Yeah, cute! And my Favourite anime must be Fruits Basket or perhaps Gravitation. That's it, let's get the next ones..."
He picks up the next paper.
"From Redcrimsonblood again. No it's from her friend, RabidFangirl again.
'What do you think of the Akatsuki?'
I hate them! Really! And not just because they're evil and all, but look at their clothes. What the hell is that? How can you fight in that? Dude! I would so kick their asses and beat them to the ground. That would be awsome! But I don't have time right now, I'll do it next week or something."
He picks up the last paper.
"Aah, the last questions. From kksmarties. Hehe, funny name... like it...
'DØo you think Sasuke will be an emo in the near future?'
Well, Obito did say he cut his wrist last time they babysat him... so yeah, I think so! I just wonder where the heck he got that kunai!?
'Do you think Sakura is hot?'
Uh... she's... like a year old... no, I don't think so! But she's really cute! She's so small and adorable. Like Naruto! Only that Naruto's cuter. Because he looks like me! And I'm cute too! Still!
'Do you think Rin is hot?'
Um... no! She's, how old, 13? Yeah, she's 13. Dude, that's sick and wrong! Against all moral. Allthough I don't have much moral... It's still gross.
'Why do you curse so much?'
It's fun! They're only words, right? But hey, if you reviewers don't want me to because it offends you in any way, I'll stop. So just tell me, okay?
'How old are you?'
17! Or... not... Fine, I'm older, but damned hot! Okay, so I'm 26. Why, you wanna date me or something? Haha, just kidding! So that's all the questions. Then I have a speciall announsment to make; Next time I-"
Sarutobi bursts in.
"What? More questions? You're kidding?"
Sarutobi gives him four more papers.
"WHAT?"
Sarutobi leaves, smirking.
"Well, there are more questions after all. You guys love me don't you? Yeah! Well, okay, the first ones are from anime-girl98.
'WØhy did Obito have to die on that mission in rock country?'
Well, that hasn't happen yet, so I'm sure you're just crazy. Or maybe it will happen? Well, it's probably a long time to till that happens, so... yeah!
'Is Naruto your son?'
I think I've already answered this, but I'm happy to do it again! Yes, he is!
'What Ødo you think of how much he looks like you?'
I'm so damned proud! It shows he's my son and all. That's so great, you know?
'Is ØTobi from Akatsuki actually Obito under that one-eyed mask?'
Ah... no... Obito's here with us. In Konoha. Right now he's outside my office trying to strangle Kakashi. I think he's loseing. OBITO! KAKASHI! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER!!! Yeah, that should do it...
'What's you're real name?'
Yondaime Hokage! HAH!!! PSYCH!!! Hihi! Okay, okay, it isn't. It's... a secret. No, really, if you haven't figured it out, you... I dunno, it's just weird...
'Do you hate the Third Hokage?'
You mean Sarutobi? No, he does most the work. I only do the show-off stuff. It works better with me showing off than him, since I'm a lot sexier. And younger. And SINGLE!!! Hehe... yeah...
'ØWhat do you think of people pairing you up with Sakura or Kyuubi, the Nine-Tail Fox, as a human?'
Ewwww... Sakura's like... 25 years younger than me. And that stupid kyuubi-thing I've so much about is... weird. So... I hate it!
'ØWhy does Sai call Naruto such a disgusting nickname?'
Who's Sai?
'What does Kakashi's face look like?'
It looks like... Have you ever seen a boy? He looks a lot like that. Obvious, isn't it? And I'm aware you guys want to see his face. I myself have only seen it twice after he started wearing his mask. But don't blame him! He has his reasons. You know how his father died, right? Well, he was disgraced, right? Kakashi had always been respected because of him, but when Sakumo, his father, was disgraced, he was. So he got ashamed of who hewas and began to wear the mask. Yeah... don't tell him I told you, he'll kill me! I know I'm a Hokage and he just a Chunin, but have you ever seen him pissed? You don't wanna...
'ØWhat do you think of Naruto inventing such a perverted jutsu, the Sexy no Jutsu?'
I'm proud! But I don't think he has. He's only a year, dude!
'ØWhat do you think of Naruto having a Hyuuga girl falling in love with him?'
Awwww, how cute! You mean Hinata, right? She's the only Hyuuga girl at his age. She's adorable, really!
'Can you accept my free ramen?'
Of course I can! What do you take me for for, an idiot? Who woulden't accept free ramen, except Kakashi, but he's an ass. Thanks a lot, I love ramen!"
He picks up the next paper.
"More questions from Emperor Jaden. Oh, so seeing into the future is bloodline, not Jutsued! Well, many reviewers here have that bloodline... What are you, all sisters and brothers? You made me a andriod that does my paperwork? So that I would have time for my fans? Why, thank you, but I have always time for my fans. Always! But thanks, now I can bother Sarutobi for longer. Haha! You give me ramen again? Thanks; You can never get too much ramen! And donuts? Geez, thanks! Oh, questions...
'ØWho do you think is the hottest female in Konoha or anywhere else?'
Good question! Probably Tsunade-san. 'Cause she'll look young her entire life. And she has big boobs! Yeah...
'ØIf your son ever asks, 'Can I wear an orange jumpsuit', can you tell him no?'
Oh, no, I can't denie my son that. It's his life after- YOU GIVE ME 500 CRATES OF RAMEN IF I DO? Of course I'll say no, because that would be... okay, I'll say no just for the ramen...
'What Øif I told you that Itachi Uchia was the older brother in that question I asked you?'
Wouldn't change much. Or maybe...? Should I kill him? Really? No, I can't! I can't just walk over to his home and tell his mother I have to kill him because therefore! Or maybe...? I'll see about that!"
He picks up yet another paper.
"Aah, only one question. This is from leafninja345435.
'Since you are Naruto's dad, who is his mom?'
Um... yeah... who is that? Wait, wait, it's coming! It's... uh... You know what? I have no idea myself! One day I got drunk and, yeah... hehe... And nine months later Naruto was on my doorstep. So I took care of him! Yeah, I'm so nice!"
He picks up the last paper.
"The last question is from isrocks.
'Is it fun being Hokage?'
Oh yeah! It's fun all right! What did you say, Sarutobi? Responsebility? Sure, I have that too, but... it's mostly just fun. I can boss people around! Yay!"
He puts away all the papers.
"Aaaah... finished! Oh, that's right. I was telling you guys something special before I was interupted; Next time will be a bit different. I'll bring a guest! Guess who? Iruka Umino! He hasn't been on stuff like this before either I think, and he's so nice to Naruto so... Well, I do hope you can be nice and ask him a couple of questions too. It's your only chanc next time! Just keep that in mind. Well, see you then!"
He turns off the camera.