The Basement Party

Chapter 4

By Shadowgate

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Cartman stated "I'm glad you guys aren't going to beat me up. After all I'm reporting the federal government stealing our water. Look what they did to Cliven Bundy."

Wendy said "we don't know that they're stealing it from us. They might be taking it to be distributed and for testing to make sure it's safe to drink."

Bebe chimed in "yeah Cartman you're so stupid you didn't think of that."

Cartman flipped off Bebe.

Kyle growled at Cartman.

Cartman said "you want to fight bitch I don't care if the power is out. We can fight."

Stan said "no way you'll fuck things up in my basement."

Back at the school Sharon started having anxiety and said "I'm glad they canceled this meeting. Kids are going to cuss so just give them detention and be done with it. This Tea Party is calling for our kids to be beaten for cussing. Right now we can't even get to our children because of the weather and I'll bet if Tea Party members found out about our ordeal they'd be laughing their asses off."

Randy said "you're right Sharon. I can't even see the children. Hey you know there was a case where parents put cameras in their house to spy on their 16 year old son. Well the spying by hidden video cameras led them to find he was involved in selling marijuana. They turned him into the police. He was tried as an adult even though marijuana is a non-violent offense and got five years."

Gerald jumped in "the purpose of trying kids as adults was meant for the violent offenders who will be nothing but violent offenders for their whole lives."

Randy said "well at this point we can't see our children in my basement because of a power outage and again let's get back to the bigger point. Why the fuck should we paddle our kids just to please these Tea Party members? These Tea Party members are standing by the pedophile priests in the Catholic Church."

Sharon said "Randy I'm proud of you for showing brains like never before. As soon as the weather clears we'll rush home and take Stan and Shelly out for pizza."

Randy said "hey we should talk with Shelly about hitting Stan earlier."

Sharon said "definitely."

BACK IN THE BASEMENT

Craig asked "how is it out there?"

Stan answered "it's starting to clear up. How's Butters?"

Clyde answered "he's calmed down."

Stan said "good."

Wendy said "Stan if things get bad and we're going to die let's die in each others arms."

Bebe said "Kyle if things get bad and we're going to die let's die in each others arms."

Both couples held each other tight.

Two hours later the grownups arrived at Stan's house. All the kids cheered and hugged their parents and all the parents decided to take their kids out for pizza.

THE END