AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey guys! I'm back! What did you think of the previous chapter? Was it good? Not good? Please, I need to know. I think the last chapter was more of a cliffy. Sorry. I wanted to end it like that so you'll all be left wondering xD. If you liked the previous ones, then you might love this.

DISCLAIMER: I AM THE OWNER OF ICARLY… IN MY DREAMS! xD You all know that I'm not. I own EVERYTHING … that is found in my house! So, without further ado, CHAPTER 4! OH YEAH! BOOYAH! WOOHOO! I'm not crazy at all xD!

CHAPTER 4: "Secret Admirer"

[FREDDIE'S POV]

"NO! I want to know what'd you buy, why are you sneaking here and what is that THING you're hiding from me behind your back!" Carly snapped. "ANSWER ME FREDDIE!"

I gulped as I was scared to death. Carly can be as vicious as a lion when she gets mad. Her glare intensified as I still didn't say a thing. I don't want her to find out what was I doing but I also don't want her to get mad at me.

"WELL?" She screamed right at me.

I can see that she's already pissed off. Awhile ago, I was scared. Now, I'm TERRIFIED! If only she'd understand.

"I-" I started to say but was cut off by the bell. THANK GOD!

"Oh, look at the time! I'm gonna be late for class. BYE CARLY!" I said as I ran out of the room.

I kept on running until I was sure Carly wasn't following me anymore. I know that we swore no more secrets, but this is just too much of a big deal for her to handle it. She would fire A LOT of questions and wouldn't stop unless I tell her EVERYTHING!

I walked towards my locker and hid the thing that I was hiding from Carly. I can't let her find out… not yet anyway. With a sigh, I closed my locker and began to walk to my class. As I was walking, I heard two very familiar voices...

"So, friends?" The girl said.

"hmmm… let me think…" the guy said.

I know I heard those voices before, but I just can't put my finger to it. Curiosity hit me like a lightning bolt as I sneaked closer to see who it could be. As I looked, I saw a mane of blonde hair. There's only one girl I know who has blonde hair. As the girl turned around, my hunch was right. It was none other than Sam, the blonde headed demon who is with… SHANE?

Wait a minute. Am I hallucinating? I rubbed my eyes to see if my eyes were betraying me but they weren't. It really was Shane.

"Aw, come on dude!" Sam said as she shook him by his shoulders.

"Okay, okay. I'm just kidding Sam. Of course we are." Shane said as he touched Sam's hand.

I wanted to rip his arms out then and there but I stopped myself. I don't wanna make a scene. And if I did do that, they might ask why and that is one of the questions I'm avoiding.

I took a deep breath as I walked towards them. Sam was the one to notice me first as she slipped her hands away from Shane. THANK GOD! I was about to rip his arms to shreds.

"Freddork, there you are! Carly and I have been looking all over for you. We're have you been all this time?" She said with a smile as she walked closer to me.

I could smell her strawberry shampoo and I felt as if I was in heaven. I inhaled the aroma and wanted this to last forever. I snapped out of my thoughts as Sam punched me in the shoulder.

"OUCH! SAM!" I screamed as I rubbed my now bruised shoulder.

"You deserve it. You didn't answer my question." She scoffed.

"Oh. I was in the study hall." I said calmly.

"Well, that explains it. Geeks do go where geeks go." She said as Shane laughed.

Sam looked at Shane and realized he's presence as she pushed him in my direction.

"Oh and guess what Fredweido. Shane just transferred here! Isn't that awesome? You now have another dorky friend to hang with." She said with enthusiasm as Shane stopped laughing. It was now MY turn to laugh.

"WHAT? I'm not that dorky you know." Shane said.

"Oh, you know you are." Sam said with a smirk.

I watched as they bickered about Shane's dorkiness. I was now out of place. It was usually me who Sam bickered with and nobody else. Now I feel what Carly feels when we bicker. But as they continued to bicker, I felt a pang of jealousy strike through me. I really didn't understand why but I want to be the person who Sam would bicker with and not him.

"Fine! I'm a dork. Happy now?" Shane said with a grump.

"Aww… Don't feel bad dude. Fredward's still a much bigger dork than you are." Sam said with a snicker.

"Oh sure. Make fun of me." I said with a frown. Now she remembers my presence.

"Of course I make fun of you, Dorkwad. There's no reason not to." Sam said with a smirk. Oh, it's on Sam. Now THIS is what I call bickering.

"And there's a reason?" I asked.

"Hell yes! There are TONS of reasons to make fun of you." She said mockingly.

"Oh, and there's absolutely NO reason to make fun of you?" I said.

"Make fun of me and you won't live to see daylight ever again." She said.

"I'll take that as a challenge." I smirked. I swear it's like I have a death wish or something.

"Oh yeah?" She said challengingly as she stepped closer to me.

"Oh yea-" I began to say but was cut off by Shane. UGH! Can't you see we're in the middle of a fight here?

"Okay… I think it's time for me to go before I'll be a witness to a murder or something." He said as he slowly backed away.

"Do you know where you should go?" Sam said as she tore her gaze from me and looked at him.

"Yup. The science lab." He said.

"And where would that be?" Sam asked.

"It's…"he began as he pointed his index finger from his left to his right in confusion. "Uhmmm…"

Sam and I laughed at his uncertainty and she began walking to the left hallway.

"Come on! Let's go before Ted finds out I'm not doing my job as your tour guide. Later Benson!" She said with a wave as they turned right.

With a sigh, I walked the other way with only one question in my mind… What am I gonna when I meet Carly at lunch?

(IN THE HALLWAYS)

[SAM'S POV]

"Sam, there you are! Where have you been? You already missed all the morning classes." Carly said worriedly.

"Ted assigned me to be someone's tour guide, so I had to tour him all around the school." I explained.

"Really? Who is he?" She asked.

"Shane." I said nonchalantly.

"Shane? As in Shane-Shane?" Carly clarified.

"Yes. Shane-Shane." I said.

I'm relieved he's not mad at me anymore. It's really cool that we are friends now and he forgot about me and Carly's fight over him. What? I was still young back then. I can't blame him that he was mad at us 'coz we ruined our friendship over a crush. I forgot how cool he was. When I'm with him, it's like I'm hanging out with Dorkwad. They are so alike. They're both geeky, has good grades, a good listener, aggressive and abrasive at times and has sense of humor.

I didn't realize I spaced out until Carly snapped her fingers in front of my face.

"Hellooooooo… Sam? Are you listening to me?" Carly asked.

"Oh. You were saying?" I asked.

"I said that it's really cool he forgot what happened. We can be friends with him again." She said with a grin.

"I know, right? I forgot how cool it was hanging out with him." I voiced out as I spotted our locker.

Carly laughed and shook her head as she followed me. I hastily opened my locker as an envelope fell on the floor. Too preoccupied to pick it up, I left it there in search for my stash of bacon. Carly picked it up and opened it. As she was reading it, she squealed. I got curious as to why she shrieked and turned to her.

"What?" I asked with a mouth full of bacon,

"It's a love letter!" She yelped.

"Huh?" I asked as she gave me the letter and I read it out loud.

"My darling Sam." I started.

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I gave up on love,

'Till I found you.

You send shivers down my spine,

When your eyes locked on mine.

You're just too good to be true,

That's why I can't take my eyes off of you.

You're an angel sent from above,

To be the woman that I would love.

But if you'll find another and you'll together be,

I'll just wait for you 'till he sets you free.

Hoping to see your angelic face later,

With love from me, Your Secret Admirer."

"Aw… Sam, you have a secret admirer! That is so sweet! I wonder who he could be." Carly questioned.

"He better tell me who he is soon or else." I said nastily.

"Oh, come on! I think it's sweet that he likes you." Carly cooed.

"If he likes me, then why not just tell me in person than write mushy love notes?" I asked.

"Because it's romantic." Carly said.

"Whatever. Let's just go eat lunch. Momma's hungry." I said.

"Maybe it's Shaun, or maybe Derek. Simon? No, Pete!" Carly blabbed as she thought of possible guys who might be my secret admirer.

We walked towards the cafeteria. I looked at the note and reread it one more time. It really was sweet of him to give me a love letter. I don't usually get this kind of stuff from guys. Punch them once and they'll think you're a monster or something. It really gets on my nerves that. Sure, I'm not like Carly who is sweet, kind and all girly but at least I'm who I am and not be someone I'm not like those other girls who change just to impress the guy that they like. Been there, done that, not going back. As I looked at the pink scented paper, one question popped into my mind. Who could he be?

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