Author's Note:

Another really fast update, yay. I think i'm going to use the same question as the last two chapters since i update way too fast. More thanks to SaphiraEragon for editing and etc. Enjoy the chapter.

The Akatsuki

I wonder if Sasori and Deidara could feel the nervousness I was emanating. I was pretty sure I was screwed. I glanced over at them as Sasori moved the rock that was in front of a mountain.

Sasori, as always had a slightly bored look slightly irritated look. I wonder if he ever smiled. Then Deidara had a look of… I can't explain it. He looked happy, but also had a look of contempt. Contempt for what?

The rock moved to reveal a dark room with a door at the end. We moved forward to the door, and Sasori opened it. What did I expect the Akatsuki hideout to look like? I don't really know, I was thinking a huge cave, or a building in the Hidden Rain. Not this. The door led you into a hallway; there were two doors and stairs. The stairs were at the end and the doors facing each other, both were open. Deidara moved for one of the open doors but Sasori started talking.

"This is the main hall, the brat will show you around, and bring you to Leader-Sama." said Sasori going up the stairs; did he ever put back the boulder? I wanted to check but Deidara started walking away so I did the smart thing, and followed him. He led me up the stairs, down a hall with a bunch of doors, down another hall to a door. He knocked on the door.

"Come in." said a voice on the inside. Deidara opened the door and we walked in. The leader was concealed in shadows in the back, so he looked majorly mysterious, but I have something on everyone here knowing everything about them, so I knew that he was Pein, one of Nagato's 6 paths.

"We found her to be the new maid, hm." said Deidara gesturing to me. The shadows eyes were all I could really make out, but I could tell they were the Rinnegan from the ringed purple and grey. His gaze was on me, and I felt like he was searching my soul… It was creepy.

"She will work. What is your name?" The shadow asked calmly.

"Itami." I said just as calmly. It will be a battle of calm!

"I see…. You will receive a room that you may stay in at night. Your job will be to clean the entire base, help the members in any way you can, and cook breakfast and dinner, lunch is only for those who ask." he said and I nodded.

I think the shadow was happy now, because he seemed more relaxed then when we walked in.

"Go and meet the rest of the Akatsuki and then report back for your room key and uniform. Deidara will take you, and have someone explain your duties to you." he said and then gestured for us to be gone. Deidara and I walked out and, Deidara turned to me.

"That was Leader-Sama; you will address him as Leader-Sama to his face. The rest of us just say Leader, except Sasori but he's boring. That was Leader's office, you must knock before entering. This hallway is where Leader, Konan, and Leader's office is. Konan is the only other female in this base, she is Leader's right hand woman I guess you would say, hm." said Deidara before walking down the hall into a new one.

"This hall is where you can find the training room, washroom, the door to the dungeon, and Zetsu's garden, un." said Deidara before walking back to the first hallway before the one with Leader's office. "Don't go in The Garden unless you value your limbs, yeah."

"This is where everyone's room is. Mine and Sasori's are right over there." He points in said direction, before continuing his rant.

"Itachi and Kisame have theirs over there. Tobi is there, and Kakuzu and Hidan over there. That one is empty and will probably be yours, un." he said. According to Deidara, mine was next to Tobi's and across from his and Sasori's. Then Hidan and Kakuzu were next to me, and Itachi and Kisame across from them.

We walked downstairs and Deidara pointed to one of the doors.

"That's the living room. It connects to the dining room." Deidara explained, walking into the room. In it was probably most of the organization. Kisame was watching the TV while Tobi was drawing on a paper. Itachi was reading a book and Kakuzu was counting money. Hidan was ranting on and on about 'Jashin-Sama', but no one was listening. Konan was sitting folding paper. The only ones missing were Sasori and Zetsu, plus Leader.

"Hey who's that bitch?" asked Hidan noticing me; at least he stopped ranting about Jashin. Although I was called a bitch… My eyebrow twitched slightly at that.

I'll get him back later.

"This is Itami, she's our maid." said Deidara before pointing to a door that led to another room probably behind the stairs.

"That's the dining room; it runs behind the stairs to the kitchen, the room across from this one. Tour done, hm." said Deidara before going to sit on the couch, he left me alone….

HE'S EVIL!

"Tobi likes Itami-Chan! She's pretty!" exclaimed Tobi, who then tackled me. That hurt. He was heavier than he looked, and I landed on my poor carved back. Tobi settled for sitting on me and staring at me from under his orange lollipop mask.

"Tobi, leave Itami alone." Kisame growled out, grabbing Tobi and lifting him off me. I nodded my thanks as he dropped Tobi on the couch. Kisame was cool. He was blue, tall, and had shark teeth. If that's not awesome, I don't know what is.

"I'm Kisame by the way; this is my partner, Itachi." said Kisame sitting next to Itachi. Itachi looked up from his book, nodded at me, and went back to reading. Is that considered rude? I consider it rude.

"I'm Hidan bitch, don't fucking forget It!" Hidan exclaimed, and he opened his mouth to say more but Kakuzu cut him off.

"And I'm Hidan's partner, Kakuzu, ignore him whenever he preaches." said Kakuzu, not looking up from his money… Can I consider that rude too? He didn't even look at me! Hidan started arguing with Kakuzu so I just blocked them out.

Then Konan introduced herself.

"I'm Konan, it's nice to meet you, and to have another girl in the base." She said sweetly. Konan was pretty. I was so jealous.

"Nice to meet you too Konan." I mumbled back shyly. She was nice too. I think we will get along just fine.

"I'll explain more of what you're going to do, it was mostly my job before." said Konan and she gestured for me to follow her. She led me into the kitchen.

"This is obviously the kitchen; you can find everything you need to cook in here. Dinner is usually around 7pm and breakfast is around 6am. You need to make enough for 9 people, so everyone but Zetsu and Sasori. Sasori doesn't eat and Zetsu is a cannibalistic plant-man." said Konan, and then she laughed at the face I was making. I was making a face when she said cannibal.

That sounds so great doesn't it?

"Next is cleaning, you can do the living room, training room, washroom, your own room, any member who requests for their room to be cleaned, the kitchen, the dining room, and the main bathroom. All other rooms are cleaned by someone else. On washday, every 2 days, you can go into each member's room and take their sheets, towels, and clothes from their wash basket." said Konan and I nodded. It was a simple system.

"Now, you're going to go see Leader now right?" she asked and I nodded. She led me to his room…. I could have made it myself; it wasn't as confusing as I thought it would be. She knocked on the door before going in, and I followed, closing the door behind me.

"Hello Konan, I see you've brought Itami. Did you explain her duties to her?" asked Leader from the shadows.

"Yes, I'm going to help her get settled in once you give her a room key and uniform." said Konan; I think she was more of an equal to Leader rather than a member of the organization.

"Very well." Leader sighed, gesturing to a box on the desk. Konan grabbed the box and we left. We then walked to my room. Konan unlocked the door and we walked in. Well, she floated gracefully, while I just walked.

"This room isn't too bad." said Konan as she observed it. The room's walls were a light grey and the floor was a light wood tone. My bed was in the corner and was probably the same size as my small bed back at home. The comforter was black and the pillows red. There were black curtains over a window that I would ask about later. There was a dresser that matched the floor next to a door that was open and led into a small bathroom that I could see a sink, toilet, and bathtub in. There was a full body mirror next to my desk, and the desk had a few papers on it. Then there was another door that probably led to a closet, so, all in all, the room was cozy.

"Do you like it?" asked Konan as she noticed I wasn't showing any emotion.

"It's nice, I like it." I said and she smiled. Then I opened my mouth to ask about the window but Konan cut me off.

"If it's about the window, there is a Jutsu placed on the hideout that makes the entire base look like a mountain, not the base being inside a mountain. The windows show what's outside but the outside can't see your window unless they know of the Jutsu." explained Konan, how did she know what I was going to ask? Am I that easy to read?

"Ok." I said simply, I wasn't going to explode and say 'Oh my Jashin how did you know?' like Sky probably would.

Konan placed the box on my desk and opened it before pulling a few sets of my uniform out. I didn't really like the uniform all that much. You see, I hate skirts and dresses, so guess what the uniform was.

The uniform had a black top with red short sleeves and the Akatsuki cloud pattern on it. Then the skirt was black with red lace and the Akatsuki cloud pattern again. Then there were black tights and a red bandana in it with black gloves and black ninja sandals. To complete the maid look there was a red apron with black frills. I liked the shoes and didn't mind the top, but I hated the skirt.

I think they were going for a Goth French maid look, that's what it reminds me of with the short skirt and stuff. I didn't mind the gloves; they went to my elbow and were black so they covered my scars. Konan gave me a glance of pity; she probably didn't like this outfit either.

"Do I have to?" I asked, slight horror could be detected in my voice. My emotion was showing but if you saw this outfit then you'd be in horror too!

"Yes, I pity you. If you bend down that skirt will definitely ride up, and you're in a base full of guys." said Konan. I groaned, as Konan handed me the clothes. I changed in the bathroom, it took 10 minutes because I was trying to fix my hair to go with the bandana. I had to wear my hair in a French braid with a small bang out to cover my green eye.

Then I wished I had my piercings…I had taken them out before I had gone to sleep apparently. I don't think anyone in the Akatsuki have seen my piercings yet. I don't sleep with them in; they hurt if you lay on them. Speaking of sleep, if I'm going from world to world when I sleep, I'm going 24-7. Won't I get tired? I stopped thinking about that and walked out. Konan nodded at me.

"You look nice, of course a little too much is showing if you ask me, but that's my opinion." said Konan. It was true, the top was low cut and the skirt was short, too much was showing if you ask me, I think I'm going to add a tank top and shorts to the uniform, I didn't really like it.

"Ready to start dinner?" asked Konan, I hadn't noticed how late it had gotten. Meeting people must take more time than I thought. Konan and I walked down to the kitchen. Konan showed me where all the food was, the utensils were, and gave me tips on things from the cookbook. I had dinner ready in an hour, and made something that I couldn't spell or pronounce even if I tried from the cookbook. When I asked Konan, she couldn't say it either. Everyone came in and took a seat at the table, I sat between Konan and Deidara, and I didn't want to sit next to Hidan who was eyeing me. I felt very uncomfortable.

"This is good Itami, what is it?" asked Kisame. I stared at it and then Konan and I shared a glance.

"We couldn't pronounce it." said Konan and I nodded. Then an awkward silence came over us. Now I felt even more uncomfortable. I hated awkward silences, but Tobi apparently found a way to break it.

Some of the food was launched across the table and hit Hidan in the face. Hidan jumped up and grabbed his food and launched it at Tobi, who ducked and it hit Kakuzu, who had gotten up to get more from the kitchen. Kakuzu glared before throwing some food at Hidan, who ducked and at the angle they were on, it hit Kisame. At this point, Itachi, Konan, Leader, and I moved away from the table to stand in the doorway by the kitchen. Sasori, who had come down at the noise, was unluckily in the line of fire. Everyone froze when he got hit.

"I live with idiots." said Sasori before he moved his hands, connected chakra strings to the table, and flipped the food onto the remaining fighters, so Deidara, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Kisame. He then left, followed by Deidara, Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu, probably to shower. Itachi left to read, Leader left to his office, and Konan turned to me, and then back to the large mess.

"I'm going to have to clean this up, aren't I?" I asked. Konan nodded and I joined her in staring.

"Yes, yes you are… Do you want me to help?" asked Konan hesitantly. She received a nod. With this mess, I would need her help. It was still going to take a long time, food was on the ceiling, walls, chairs, floor, and the table was flipped over from Sasori. It would take forever.

FML

Author's Note:

...Boring authors note

Q-Who is your favorite Leaf ninja, if you can't name juts 1 then your top 5!

Ok i'll give you my favorie but not my top 5, my Leaf Ninja No.1 favorite is... Hinata

Hinata- I like Hinata because she's strong, pretty, and she's just so lovable, who wouldn't love her?

Verdigurl- 5. Iruka, 4. Tsunade, 3. Pakuun, 2. Gai, No.1 is Naruto!

I like Naruto but hate him in Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 because in the final fight your again Deidara and he throws explosives at you while you have to get close to him to hit him. Then Deidara doesn't use chakra, which is unfair, and hes so much faster than you. I noticed that once you hit 1 bomb you hit them all. Then i need to beat him on level 3 to unlock Hidan and Kakuzu i think, i can't beat him! he kicks my ass everytime. I'm ranting about this because it frustrates me.

End of long ranting authors note