So, just a quick reminder, I generally put news about my fanfictions on my profile. I'm so glad this has so many views! Thank you all so much! I have gotten a few people who asked me if anyone would die, and no, not really. They respawn in the Capitol. Plus, I am now accepting OCs to play Capitol cats! Just fill this out as a reveiw:
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Unfortunately, Jayfeather died within the first two minutes. It was really quite disappointing. He turned and ran. This would be a smart plan, were it not for the fact that a cliff yawned directly behind his platform. He ran right off the cliff, ironically yowling: "I SO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!"
He respawned in the Capitol. Bluestar trotted over to him. "Fear not, for I have a plan for you, Jayfeather. MWA HA HA HA HA!" At that point she started rubbing her paws together evilly. Then, unfortunately, Jayfeather pointed out that cats aren't able to move that way, and the fourth wall briefly interrupted the story. (THANK YOU INTERESTINGINDEED FOR THAT MARVELOUS IDEA)
Lionblaze and Cinderheart padded calmly through the forest, idly chatting, blissfully unaware that they were being stalked.
"And then, Sorreltail was like: Nu uh, girl, those pants are FABULOUS," Cinderheart said. Lionblaze laughed, pretending to care.
"You cockroach-breathing marshmallow!" Some cat howled. Cinderheart and Lionblaze turned around to see Jayfeather spitting insults at them.
"Jayfeather? What are you doing here? Aren't you dead?" Lionblaze asked.
"I am a Mocking Jay," Jayfeather said.
Lionblaze and Cinderheart simultaneously face-pawed. Then Jayfeather followed them for the next twenty six miles until finally Lionblaze and Cinderheart climbed a tree and hurled themselves off of it, hitting the ground with a highly entertaining and ridiculously comical splat. Jayfeather disappeared. His work here was done.
So what did you think of my horrible pun and fourth wall joke?
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