Elements #4 – Text


Between: Padawan and Toni Stark

i told you not to buy me a camera.

obviously you didn't open it yet

didya open it?

wtf an iron man iron?

ikr? it's great!

it's called narcissism

i have high self esteem

I repeat, narcissism

oh come on u know its awesome

u need a better excuse than that. y would u give me an iron?

it's so u remember me

while im ironing?

every time you need to show some class.

since when do you have class?

im rich, i have class

you're a snob, you mean

i have class

no you don't

yes i do!

classy people don't have irons with their faces on it

ur just jealous

of an iron man iron?

well i don't see any spidey home appliances on the market

i don't want one

then send back the iron

no

what?

i can't

why?

aunt may likes it

liar

no srsly

im calling bs

no

uh huh

NO

keep telling urself that

but u know it's cool.

i mean think about it.

i have fans that created an iron in my likeness.

how many people can say THAT?

(i know u can't)

ok fine it's awesome stfu already!


The Iron Man Iron exists, if you were wondering.