Hey, everyone, how's it going? What'd you all think of Sonny with a Song? Loved Chad's Ba-Bangs. Hilarious. :D
Oh, by the way, I think you should all check out an amazing story called Subject to Change by perfectpro. It's a Camp Rock/SWAC crossover oneshot, and it's just amazing. It's kind of sad, but still really good. And there is some Channy!
Disclaimer: Hey, did you guys all read the newest issue of Tween Weekly? Guess what it says? "TeddyLuver owns Sonny with a Chance!"
Random person: Um... you realize Tween Weekly isn't a real magazine, right?
Me: Oh, right... does that mean my rights to SWAC aren't real either?
Random person: Yep.
Me: Darn.
The (Not So) Innocent Bystanders
Hayden Spencer - The Kiss Cam Canoodler
Finally, my dream come true! I was interning at the Condor Studios, home of some of the most talented directors and producers in Hollywood. I was super pysched, because my dream was to become either a director or producer of a hit TV show, like So Random! or MacKenzie Falls.
So, I was currently the intern for Marshall Pike, executive producer of So Random!, and one of my true heroes. I got to follow Marshall around and learn what a typical day for him was.
Right now, I was in the cafeteria, grabbing a frozen yogurt. The froyo here is DELICIOUS! Okay, call me weird, but I like to make sure my yogurt swirls are perfect. I don't know why, I just do.
I could hear Tawni Hart and Sonny Munroe talking over at one of the tables. Another great thing about this job- I get to be around some of the most amazing celebrities. Like Tawni and Sonny. Especially Sonny. She was really talented, not to mention hot. I mean Tawni was hot and all too, but Sonny... she was on fire!!
"Hey Tawni," I greeted as I passed her.
"Don't touch my purse!" Tawni shrieked, jumping backwards with a look of horror on her face. Uh...
"O-kay..." I said awkwardly, before turning to Sonny. "Hey Sonny," I grinned. Sonny gave me an awkward smile, which I returned before walking out of the cafeteria. Well, that was... odd.
After I finished eating my yogurt, I headed over to the So Random! set to try to find Marshall, to see if he had anything he wanted me to do. I was walking past the snack table, when suddenly Sonny Munroe popped up in front of me.
"Hey, Hayden!" she greeted, sounding kind of nervous.
"Oh, um, hi Sonny," I smiled. "What's up?"
"Oh, I was just wondering... do you like basketball?" she asked. Dude, I love basketball! Best. Sport. Ever!!
"Yeah, I love basketball," I answered. "Why?"
"Well, you know there's a Lakers' game tonight at the Staples Center and I was wondering..." Sonny trailed off and looked at me. Oh. My. God. Was Sonny Munroe asking me out?
"...yes?"
"If you'd like to go with Tawni," she finished. Yes! Of course I'd go with her, this was- wait. Tawni?
"Tawni?" I asked, confused.
"Yeah, well, see, she really likes you," Sonny rambled. Tawni Hart likes me? Whoa. "And she doesn't really know how to do the whole normal-date thing, so I'm helping her out."
"Wait, so you're gonna be there too?" I asked, confirming. Maybe this would turn out okay...
"Well, if you don't want me to be there, then that's okay, I'd totally understand," Sonny began to ramble again.
"No, no, that's fine," I cut her off quickly. "See you tonight?"
"6:30 sharp," she smiled at me, and handed me a ticket. "See ya!" I waved as she skipped off. This was so awesome! I had a date with Sonny Munroe!
Well... sort of.
I arrived at the Staples Center at 6:25 and found my seat. Sonny and Tawni were already there. Sonny was still wearing that really cute dress she wore earlier today, and Tawni was wearing... a trenchcoat? Well, that was weird.
The courtside seats were fantastic. I mean, you could practically reach out and grab the ball if you wanted to. I wonder how Sonny got such amazing seats? I heard Chad Dylan Cooper had some... maybe he gave them to her.
Haha, yeah right. I mean this is Chad Dylan Cooper. Then again, I had been reading about how Chad and Sonny had some sort of love/hate relationship thing going on... eh, sucks for Chad.
"Hey, do you guys want me to get some snacks?" I offered after the first quarter ended.
"Sure, thanks Hayden," Sonny grinned at me. "How about just a soda and popcorn?"
"Make mine diet," Tawni interjected, stroking her poodle purse. Okay, honestly, that thing creeped me out. I mean, a purse that looks like a poodle?
"Sure, be right back," I went to the snack line, which was super long. By the time I got back with the drinks and popcorn, the second quarter had already started.
"Here, I got the snacks," I said, plopping down in my seat next to Tawni. "What'd I miss?" I turned towards the game.
"I took off my coat," Tawni replied, and I turned towards her. Whoa. She was wearing a spaghetti strap sparkly pink dress and heels. Uh...
"Wow, you look great," I complimented her, trying to be nice. She did look great, but this was a basketball game, not a ball.
"You also missed that sweaty guy putting that orange ball in the ball hole," Tawni informed me. "And a bunch of other guys patting his sweaty butt," Tawni made a face. Um... so the Lakers' made a basket?
"See Hayden?" Sonny smiled, leaning over Tawni to look at me. "She may not seem it, but Tawni is a big sports girl," Uh... sure. I glanced over at Tawni who was currently applying lipstick.
"And a foul, yeah!" Sonny cheered, throwing her arms in the air. Yes!! I started clapping. See, Sonny was the kind of girl I liked.
"Thanks a lot Sonny," Tawni hissed. I turned back towards her to see a huge lipstick stain on her cheek. Uh oh.
"Oh, Tawni, I'm so sorry!" Sonny apologized.
"No, seriously, thanks a lot," Tawni repeated, not sounding sarcastic this time. "What's the point in wearing a dress like this if you can't walk around in it?" Eh, she did have a point. "Be right back!" Tawni got up and walked towards the bathroom.
"So, how's it going with Tawni?" Sonny grinned at me, taking Tawni seat. Now, that's what I'm talking about. I was about to answer when the loudspeaker blared.
"Time out on the blue team! Now give it up for your Kiss Cam!" The crowd cheered as the Kiss Cam appeared on the big screen.
"Aww, the Kiss Cam is so cute!" Sonny beamed, as we watched couples kiss. "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" we started chanting along with everyone else.
"Aww, look at Grandma and Grandpa up there just making out," I chuckled as we watched a granny couple kiss. The Kiss Cam moved to focus on a new couple.
"Hey, look that's us," I noted staring up at the big screen before realization set in. Oh crap. Wait! This meant that I got to kiss Sonny! Yes!
"No, no, no!" Sonny chanted awkwardly. "We're just friends, friends, friends!"
"BOO!" everyone shouted, and started throwing soda cups and popcorn at us.
"Man, it got ugly in here fast," I commented. C'mon Sonny, kiss me. You know you wanna.
"Come on guys, this isn't even my date!" Sonny wailed, but the crowd didn't let up.
"Fine!" Sonny shouted. "You want kissing? I'll give you kissing!" YES! Sonny leaned over and pecked me quickly. Oh yeah. I just kissed Sonny Munroe. Boo yah!
"There, ya happy?" she yelled. Ohhh, yes. I'm very happy.
"Sonny! What are you doing?!" Tawni yelled. TAWNI!? Oh crap, did she see that?
"Tawni, it's not what it looks like, I promise!" Sonny begged. "It was the Kiss Cam!"
"Really?" Tawni spat. "Well, I think that was a foul against Team Tawni. And I think Ralph will agree with me." Tawni turned and stormed off. Ralph?
"Who's Ralph?" I asked Sonny.
"She means ref," Sonny answered, looking distressed. "Hayden, I'm really sorry, but I think I should go now," Aw man...
"Okay..." I sighed. Sonny stood up and went to leave. She turned and gave me an apologetic smile.
"Sorry about ruining your date," she said, before hurrying away quickly. I slumped down in my seat. Tomorrow I'd confront Sonny and ask her out on a real date.
But for now... I had a basketball game to finish watching.
I hid behind a corner as I heard Sonny arguing with Tawni outside their dressing room. Apparently Tawni had locked Sonny out... she must still be mad about what happened yesterday.
"You can't say no to the Kiss Cam!" Sonny wailed.
"You just couldn't say no to the Kiss Cam, could ya?" I heard a new male voice. I peeked around the corner to see Chad Dylan Cooper. Whoa, what was Chad Dylan Cooper doing there?
"Chad, not now," Sonny turned around and faced him.
"I trusted you, Sonny," Chad, sounding like a disappointed father. "Okay? I trusted you to use my seats responsibly. And instead, I wake up this morning to find this on the cover of Tween Weekly."
Chad held up a magazine to that had a picture of Sonny and I kissing on the front cover. "KISS! KISS! KISS!" it read. Oh boy. The paparazzi followed us to the game? Well, she is Sonny Munroe. Oh my god, imagine the publicity I could get if she went out with me! I'd be recognized as a movie producer instantly!
Sonny shrugged and gave him a 'why-do-you-care' look. Chad looked incredulous as he mimicked her movements.
"Who is this guy?!" he demanded. Sonny opened her mouth but was cut off by Tawni screaming inside the dressing room.
"The love of my life!" Tawni screamed.
"Then why is she kissing him!?!" Chad shrieked, his voice going up two octaves. Whoa... sounds like someone's jealous, Cooper.
"I don't know!" Tawni answered, wailing.
"I told you, it was the Kiss Cam!" Sonny cried desperately.
"Hey, Sonny!" Nico and Grady called as they wheeled a cart full of... sandwiches? towards the dressing room.
"It was the Kiss Cam!" Sonny cried on impulse, whirling around to face them.
"I told you it was the Kiss Cam!" Grady cried triumphantly as Nico grimaced and pulled out some money.
Then Nico, Grady and Chad got into some kind of argument about whose sandwich was better. Thankfully, they left. I needed to talk to Sonny and the last thing I needed was a jealous drama star. I came out from behind the corner and walked towards Sonny.
"Hayden, can I talk to you for a sec?" Sonny asked me.
"Yeah, is Tawni okay?" I asked, feeling kind of bad. "She ran away so fast after that silly Kiss Cam thing that I didn't get a chance to say goodbye,"
"Well, why say goodbye, when you can say hello?" Sonny gave me a smile. "Again? Like... on a date?" Another date? With... Tawni?
"Me and Tawni?" I asked, and Sonny nodded energetically. "I mean, she's pretty, but I'm not really sure that she's ... my type."
"Pfff!" Sonny snorted. "Tawni Hart is the most... down-to-earth, unpretentious, regular girl you will ever meet." Uh... was today opposite day?
"I don't know, I mean, I wouldn't even know where to take her," I told Sonny. You on the other hand... "My idea of a fun date is just hanging out, eating a home cooked meal, and listening to some music."
"Oh my gosh!" Sonny laughed, but it sounded forced. "It's like I'm talking to Tawni Hart right now! I'm gonna go talk to Tawni right now." Sonny turned towards the door. "Tawni I need to talk to you right now!" she said quickly.
I sighed and walked off. Didn't seem like this was going to work. And now I had another date with Tawni. Oh boy.
Sonny texted me with Tawni's address and what time to be there. I arrived at her apartment at about 6:00. It didn't really look like the kind of apartment that Tawni Hart would have. I rang the doorbell and it was opened by Tawni, who was wearing some kind of cowboy costume.
"Howdy!" she grinned at me.
"Howdy.. to you too," I waved awkwardly. Oh great, this date was already off to an awkward start. Joy.
"Come on in," Tawni grabbed my arm and pulled me inside, closing the door behind her. Wow... her apartment was really nice. Homey and cozy. But totally not what I'd expect Tawni Hart to live in.
"Why don't we, uh... mosey on over to the couch and sit down like regular folks?" Tawni plopped down on the couch. Okay... why was she talking like that?
"I really like your place," I said, sitting down next to her.
"Seriously?" she asked, sounding disgusted. Um...? "I mean, thanks!" she gave me a somewhat-forced smile.
"This is nice," I said, picking up a pillow. "Did you needlepoint these?"
"Oh yes," Tawni replied. "I made everything in this place! See that little... whatever it is?" she pointed to a ceramic swan on the coffee table. "I made that in ceramics class." I picked it up and looked at it.
"It says Made in China," I informed her, pointing at the little label.
"Uh... that's where the class was!" Tawni said quickly. "China!" Sure... We sat in awkward silence for a few minutes.
"I'm gonna go check on dinner!" Tawni said finally, hopping up.
"Great, I'm starving!" I grinned. "What are we having?" I didn't know Tawni could cook... she seems like one of those people who'd use her oven as a heated closet or something.
"Uh... it's a surprise," Tawni replied. "That I'm cooking. Not a surprise, that I'm cooking, I cook all the time!" she confirmed. "I'm gonna go take a peak in my hot clos-ven!" she stopped quickly and turned around. "Called a closven." she laughed awkwardly before heading into the kitchen.
After a few minutes, she returned at sat back down on the couch.
"Dinner looks good," she said.
"Cool, cool," I replied. "Can't wait to see what we're having,"
"Yeah," Tawni laughed awkwardly. "Me neither," I gave her an odd look, but suddenly there was a crash and a squeal from the kitchen.
"What was that?!" I asked, startled.
"Uh, I'll go check!" Tawni replied and rushed into the kitchen. I heard another yell and then Tawni walked out.
"Everything okay?" I asked standing up.
"Something just fell down the eyeliner pencil sharpener," Tawni replied. The what? We sat back down on the couch. "So... where were we?" Tawni asked awkwardly.
"How about putting on some music?" I suggested.
"Sure!" Tawni replied a little too quickly. "I wonder where I keep it," she said, mostly to herself. Oh, did she misplace her CD's? I do that all the time. Finally, she found a CD and put it into the music player. Soon, some incredibly bad country music began playing.
"Ooh, this is my jams!" Tawni giggled and began to do some kind of weird can-can dance.
"You actually like this music?" I asked. I didn't want to sound rude... but seriously, this was terrible!
"Apparently I love it!" Tawni replied. "I've got a boxed set!" I nodded strangely. "I think I have another CD in the kitchen..." Tawni ran into the kitchen again. I heard a scream and some more crashing.
"Tawni, do you need some help?" I asked, shutting off the music and walking towards the kitchen.
"No, no, I'm fine, I'm good!" Tawni said quickly. Aw, did she not want to seem weak? That was sweet. But I walked into the kitchen.
And accidently bumped her forward onto the floor.
"Oh my gosh, sorry!" I cried, rushing forward to help her. "Are you okay?"
"Hayden?" she asked, looking at me. Her eyes seemed unfocused... "Oh, great, now I lost both contact lenses!" she cried. Uh oh, poor Tawni.
"Okay, let me find your glasses," I told her, looking around the kitchen. "Where are they?"
"I don't know, I can't see!" Tawni wailed in despair.
"Okay, don't worry, I'll find them," I patted her shoulder. I shivered. "It's freezing in here, are you cold?" she nodded and I noticed the huge window that was open. "Let me get the window," I walked over and shut it.
"Oh, Hayden, you're so sweet," Tawni said. "But your beard is so rough..." I turned around to see her touching some kind of prickly spice thing.
"Right, glasses," I reminded myself. "Cool, sandwiches," I caught sight of the sandwiches on the table. I grabbed one and walked out to go look for Tawni's glasses.
I walked into what looked like a bedroom. There were tons of pictures of Sonny on the walls, along with some other woman who looked like Sonny's mom. I spotted some rhinestoned glasses on the dresser. Picking those up, I walked back into the living room where Tawni was sitting on the couch, eating a sandwich.
"What are you doing here?" she asked me. Uh... I'm on a date with you?
"Got your glasses," I handed the glasses to her and sat down.
"Oh! Hayden!" she said. Who else would it be? "Thanks! Well, everything's clear as day now!" Tawni put on her glasses and peered at me. Um... were those the wrong glasses? I took another bite of my sandwich. It tasted kinda funny... what was wrong with it?
"I didn't realize how close you and Sonny are," I told her, referring to the pictures in her room.
"Oh, we're not that close," Tawni assured me. Okay?
"There are a lot of pictures of her in that room," I said, confused.
"She keeps... sending those to me!" Tawni said. "I'm gonna go check on dinner." Tawni got up and stumbled off in the wrong direction.
"Tawni, isn't the kitchen the other way?" I asked, running after her and re-directing her.
"Of course the kitchen's that way," Tawni laughed. "I know where my own kitchen is- ooof!" Tawni squealed and pitched forward as the door was knocked off it's hinges. There stood... Chad Dylan Cooper? What the heck?
"Freeze!" he yelled, striking a karate pose.
"Don't touch my purse!" Tawni yelled back.
"Chad Dylan Cooper?" I asked, grinning. "This is awesome, what are you doing here?"
"I got a weird call from Sonny's cell," he said. Sonny's cell? "I heard screaming and crushing metal... so I cut my massage an hour short and rushed over," ... wait, what? Why did he come to Tawni's house? Chad looked around, and a confused expression formed on his face.
"Where's Sonny? What are you doing here?" he asked, indicating Tawni and me.
"Hah!" Tawni laughed awkwardly, slapping the post. "I live here, you silly!"
"I'm over here, you silly!" Chad imitated her. "Okay, something weird's going on," he said, voicing my exact thoughts. What the heck was happening?
"No it's not!" Tawni said, laughing forcedly. "I'm just having a normal date in my apartment!" Tawni smiled hugely and fakely.
"Chad?!" another voice cried. I whirled around to see Nico and Grady come out of the bathroom, holding... a plunger? What the-?
"Nico and Grady?" I asked, getting more confused by the minute. "Where did you guys come from?"
"Well, originally, I'm from Orlando, Florida," Grady began to say. "But my dad's in the military, so..."
"What are you two doing here?" Chad cut him off, striding up towards them.
"Sonny wanted some of our sandwiches," Nico answered. Wait, their sandwiches? So, Tawni didn't make those sandwiches?
"Yeah, cause' ours are better than yours!" Grady bragged, waving his half-eaten sandwich in Chad's face.
"Give me that!" Chad snatched the sandwich out of Grady's hand and took a bite. "This tastes like it's been out in the sun for ten hours,"
"Ha-ha, twelve!" Grady grabbed the sandwich back and Chad gagged. Wait, so the sandwich I just ate has been sitting out for twelve hours?
As if things weren't already confusing enough, Sonny ran in, looking exhausted. Her hair was a mess and she was wearing a dirty apron.
"What happened to my door?!" she cried, looking at the door Chad had broken.
"You mean, my door!" Tawni corrected her.
"No, Chad, what are you doing here?" Sonny asked, looking at Chad. "Why are you holding my plunger?" Sonny asked Nico and Grady.
"You mean my plunger!" Tawni insisted.
"No, why are you wearing my mom's needlepointing glasses?" Sonny asked Tawni.
"You mean my needlepointing glasses!" Tawni insisted again.
"No, I don't mean that!" Sonny cried.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute," I said, really confused now. "You mean you didn't needlepoint these pillows? What kind of person lies about needlepointing? What's going on here, Tawni?!" Tawni sighed and walked over, putting her hands on Grady's shoulders.
"Look, Hayden, who am I kidding?" she began.
"Uh, Hayden's over there," Grady cut her off. Tawni moved over to Nico and put her hands on his shoulders.
"I thought we could really get to know each other-" she continued.
"One more to the left," Nico interrupted her. She finally reached me and put her hands on my shoulders.
"But this is not who I am, okay?" she explained. "This isn't my apartment, these aren't my glasses, and I've never even been to China. I'm Tawni Hart, and I'm a star!" she struck a dramatic pose in the middle of the room. "You can take me as I am, or not at all! What do you say to that?"
I was about to thank her for being honest with me, but maybe she should stick to dating people who were more like her. I was going to say thanks for the date and I'm sorry it didn't work out. But then, my stomach lurched horribly. The rotten sandwiches were finally getting to me. I put a hand over my mouth and streaked to the bathroom.
After I had finished puking my guts out into Sonny's toilet, I walked back into the living room. Sonny was there looking exhausted as she cleaned up some barf on the floor that must have come from Tawni.
"Hey Hayden," she said tiredly. "Is anyone else in there?"
"Um, I think Nico and Grady left already," I replied, feeling bad for her. Maybe it wasn't too late to ask her out... I opened my mouth and was about to ask her, when Chad walked in, looking really pale.
"Hey, uh- Sonny?" he asked weakly. "Um, do you have any Tylenol or something?"
"Oh, Chad, are you all right?" Sonny ran over to the the drama star and put a hand on his forehead. "Oh my gosh, I think you have a fever!"
"No, no, I'm just a little-" Chad began, walking forward. He stumbled slightly and Sonny held him upright.
"Chad, you're in no condition to do anything right now," Sonny guided him to the couch where he lay down shakily. "Just lie down for now and I'll get you some Tylenol," Chad nodded and closed his eyes.
"Oh, uh- Sonny?" he asked. Sonny turned towards him. "Uh, thanks. And um, sorry for breaking down your door," Sonny gave him a genuine smile.
"That's all right Chad," she smiled. "And you're welcome."
I felt kind of awkward as Sonny rushed around, fussing over Chad. She seemed to really like him, as much as she denied it. I sighed, realizing that she probably wouldn't go out with me anyways.
"Uh, Sonny? I'm just gonna go now, okay?" I asked.
"Yeah, sorry about your date, again," Sonny gave a sympathetic smile, but it wasn't the same as the adoring smile she gave Chad.
"Eh, it's okay," I waved to her one last time and walked out the broken door.
Looks like I was stuck with just being an intern for now.
Phew, that was long! I loved jealous Chad in this episode. "Then why is she kissing him!?!" Aww, someone's in denial. :D
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