Narrator: Please be aware that there are slight spoilers in here, as well as crude language, OOCs, explicit slash, and violence. Have fun now.
Opening Song: Oh My Juliet by LM.C
Emotive: *waves* Hello~
The sound of cricket chirping can be heard.
Emotive: Carla! No chirping in the Dare Base! Besides, I know everyone's here...
Carla the Cricket: *stops chirping*
Tsuna: You named the cricket... Carla?
Emotive: Yes. :3
Hayato: Why?
Emotive: Because I named her after her brother Carl, who died in a tragic shoe accident... *sniff* We all miss you Carl...
Everyone: *sweatdrops and takes a step away from Emotive*
Reborn: And everyone thinks we're the ones who are insane...
Emotive: *claps hands* So! How we all doing after that admittedly long hiatus?
Tsuna: It was a nice break... relaxing I guess.
Emotive: Good, good... because now we're doing dares again!
Everyone: *groans in dismay*
Hayato: Why God? Why?
Takeshi: Gokudera, I didn't know you believed in God.
Hayato: I didn't but with this maniac keeping us hostage I think now's the right time to...
Emotive: OKAY PEOPLE! *coughs* Now that we're back on the air, I have a few announcements to make before we get on with the dares. First off, since my laptop is busted I lost the chapter I had already semi-written for this and also my dare archive. If you haven't noticed, I usually do the dares in order of submission, meaning the first dare submitted is the first one shown, and so on and so forth. I got the dares online of course but the order is now different. Therefore, as a result, the order will be different here as well.
Tsuna: Okay...
Emotive: Second, this chapter will only have a few dares, but don't worry, I will show every dare and review that have been submitted. I won't let you down!
Hayato: Woohoo...~*
Emotive: And third, NO MORE DARES! At least for now... If anyone submits any dares for this chapter they will be null and void. I will still accept reviews but dares must be put on hold until we go through with the other dares that have built up.
Tsuna: I wanna go home...
Everyone: *mutters agreements*
Emotive: *revs Rev the Chainsaw* Well you're not going home until this is all done! Are we clear?
Everyone: O.O HAI!
Tsuna: Wh-Wh-Where did you get a chainsaw?
Emotive: Oh, my friend gave it to me. She doesn't use Rev anymore. I think it's because she misses her original chainsaw, Ralph, who died in a tragic... incident... So she gave him to me because I asked. Isn't she just awesome?
Rev: *revs engine*
Emotive: Yeah! Burn baby burn! XD I feel like Kanaya… (Homestuck reference ftw!)
Haru: Hahi! She got more dangerous, desu!
Emotive: You are not supposed to talk unless you are dared! So shut up you effing amoebae!
Haru: Hahi! *runs*
Takeshi: Ouch... burned...
Emotive: *sighs and puts Rev in her Hammerspace* Anyway, let's get on with the dares shall we?
Everyone: *collective gulping*
Emotive: Here are dares from loyal reader khrhibariluv!
YAY! MORE SHIMON ABUSE! Well...I sort of feel sorry for Enma...
DRARRY!~3 They're so adorable together~
Oh, can I be your rain guardian? *puppy eyes*
Ooh, dare time again? Hmmm...
1) Tsuna, Gokudera, Squalo, and Kyoya, sing and dance to Abracadabra by Brown-Eyed Girls. And 1827, act out the MV while you'e at it. Semes can do whatever they want to them afterwards.
2) The Arcobalenos barely get any action. Quidditch game Varia vs Arcobalenos~
3) Byakuran, rape Enma while Xanxus gives Shimon a Sex Ed lesson complete with visuals. Use Aoba while demonstrating. Oh, and while this is going on, Emo-dono can do whatever she wants to Adelheid! Have fun! *purposely leaves variety of weapons on the floor*
Arigatou! And keep writing~^^ *sends Drarry, 1827, and 8059 doujinshis with strawberry cheescake and tonfa and Hibird-shaped cookies*
Emotive: *devours cheesecake and cookies*
Emo Clone: *puts doujinshis into archive*
Tsuna: *sweatdrops at both of them*
Kyoko: I've always wondered how Emo-san doesn't get fat eating all those snacks…
Emotive: *wipes crumbs from mouth* That's because I have an extremely high metabolism and you are an unrealistic girl with no personality or character development and is a shallow love interest for our protagonist. Now shut up and get back to the kitchen woman!
Kyoko: Eep! *scurries away*
Tsuna: You can't talk like that to Kyoko-chan!
Emotive: *death glare*
Tsuna: Hiiiieee! On the other hand, talk however you want to whoever you want! *hides behind Kyouya*
Kyouya: *raises eyebrow*
Tsuna: Hiiiieee! S-Sorry Hibari-san! *scurries away*
Emotive: Aww, so cute~ So, anyway Luv (oh yeah, I'ma call you that!) yes you can be my rain guardian! Awesome, so I have a right-hand wo/man (who I will presume to be my storm guardian) and a rain guardian, so that leaves sun, cloud, mist and lightning! My family is coming together!
Hayato: That's what she said…
Emotive: *gapes at Hayato* OMG, you just made a joke! And a sexual one at that!
Hayato: *scowls* What? Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I can't make jokes!
Emotive: Not what I meant… but whatever! Let's bring our semes and ukes together for a little song and dance number!
Tsuna, Hayato, Squalo, & Kyouya: *gathers on stage*
Music Starts: (Note: I've never heard the song and I can't hear the song on an outdated computer so… forgive me for any mistakes)
Tsuna: Ireoda michyeo naega yeoriyeori chakhadeon. Geureon naega neottaemune dora naega dokhan naro byeonhae naega.
Hayato: Neol darmeun inhyeongeda jumuneul tto georeo naega. Geunyeowa jjijeojyeo dallago-go.
Squalo: Every night I'll be with you.
Kyouya: Do you love her? Do you love her?
Squalo: Maeil naui kkum soge.
Kyouya: Do you love me? Do you love me?
All: Bring bring neoreul naege gajyeoda jwo. Mworado nan hagesseo deohan geotdo hagesseo. Bring bring doneun naui fantasy yeah. Modeungeol geolgesseo neol naega naega gatgesseo.
Kyouya: Motchama deoneun naega ireoda jeongsineul nochyeo naega.
Squalo: Dodaeche wae neoran aega naemaeume bakhyeo niga.
Hayato: Jjitgyeojin sajineda jumuneul tto georeo naega.
Tsuna: Geunyeoga tteoreojyeo dallago-go. Every night I'll be with you.
Hayato: Do you love her? Do you love her?
Tsuna: Maeil naui kkum soge.
Hayato: Do you love me? Do you love me?
Kyouya: Bring bring neoreul naege gajyeoda jwo. Mworado nan hagesseo deohan geotdo hagesseo.
Squalo: Bring bring doneun naui fantasy yeah. Modeungeol geolgesseo neol naega naega gatgesseo.
All: I'm in the Voodoo Island~ neol doechatgi wihan plan. Maeilgachi ireoke nanullae neol hyanghan majimak step. Geunyeoui soneul japgo geunyeowa ibeul matchugo. Geureon neoreul sangsangjocha hagi sirheo I jumune yeomwoneul sireo. Rallallallallalla rallallalla. Rallallallallalla rallallalla. Rallallalla rallallalla. Abracadabra da irwojyeora.
Hayato: Lets go!
All: Uh uhuhuh! Ha hahaha! Nege jumuneul georeo bwa.
Kyouya: I'm like a supervisor.
All: Neol tongjehaneun Kaiser. Naegeseo beoseonal su eobseo naega.
Tsuna: Bring bring neoreul naege gajyeoda jwo.
Kyouya: Mworado nan hagesseo deohan geotdo hagesseo.
Tsuna: Bring bring doneun naui fantasy yeah.
Kyouya: Modeungeol geolgesseo neol naega naega gatgesseo.
All: Ireoda michyeo naega yeoriyeori chakhadeon geureon naega. Neottaemune dora naega dokhan naro byeonhae naega. Coolhancheok haneun naega nollawo da ireon naega. Anincheok neol mannareo gado-do.
Music Stops:
Everyone: *claps*
Emotive: We're going to gloss over the semes spending time with the ukes to our first ever Quidditch game! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Tsuna: Ano, Emo-san, what's Quidditch?
Emotive: What's Quidditch? WHAT'S QUIDDITCH? *nearly has a heart attack*
Hayato: So close…
Emotive: Quidditch is the wizarding sport! It's played on broomsticks in the air, with four balls, seven players on each team, and it's magical! *wavy fingers a la Jack Sparrow*
Hayato: Sounds like crap to me.
Emotive: *gives everyone all seven Harry Potter books* We're not going to continue until you all read it!
Xanxus: *uses books as a door stopper*
Emotive: Hey!
One week later:
Everyone: *has read the books*
Tsuna: *happy sigh* That was a good series. It's nice how everything was tied up in the end and Harry married Ginny…
Almost Everyone: *nods*
Emotive: *hisses* BLASPHEMEY! YOU SHALL ALL BE BURNT AT THE STAKE FOR THAT COMMENT!
Tsuna: E-Eeehhhh? B-B-But why?
Reborn: Idiots. If you've been listening at all to our hostess, you'd remember that she absolutely loathes het pairings and the Weaselette and she ships Harry/Draco to the death.
Emotive: YOU'RE ALL EEEEEEEEEVIIIIILLL! *flails*
Tsuna: But Draco Malfoy's a bully! I don't like bullies!
Reborn: You like Hibari and he's a bully. As well as Gokudera, me, Mukuro, Byakuran, me, Colonello, me, me…
Tsuna: *sputters*
Reborn: *smirks* Just shut up and watch the Quidditch game, Dame-Tsuna. You better be cheering for me.
Tsuna: *waves little Arcobaleno flag* Go team?
Emotive: *uses calming techniques* Harry loves Draco… Tsuna loves Kyouya… Sasuke loves Naruto…Ginny is a bitch… Kyoko is shallow… Sakura is annoying…
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: Okay, I'm calm… Now let's get on with the game!
Audience: *cheers from the stands*
Emotive: *is the commenter* For the Mighty Arcobalenos we have the lovely Luce as seeker, the tough tutors Reborn and Colonello as beaters, the mysterious Fon, Skull, and Viper as chasers, and the brainy Verde as keeper!
Arcobalenos: *waves to their numerous fans*
Emotive: For the Varia, we have our snarky Fran as seeker, the violence Xanxus and Squalo as beaters, flamboyant Lussuria, useless Levi, and princely Belphegor as chasers, and a new and improved aerodynamic Gola Mosca as keeper!
Varia: *everyone but Gola Mosca, Xanxus, and Squalo waves to their fans*
Emotive: How will a game between the strongest in the world and the devil assassins turn out? Well, we won't know by sitting around and listening to me rambling! Now let the game begin!
One game of Quidditch later (I think I would fail describing an awesome Quidditch game):
Emotive: *shocked at what she just witnessed* U-Um… The Arcobaleno are the winners for their experience, but…
The Quidditch field is wrecked. The grass is dotted with scorch marks from flames, the stands are near collapsing, five of the six hoops are snapped in half, and pieces of the bludgers can be found scattered across the field.
Luce: *giggles at the snitch in her hand* That was so much fun! Can we do that again sometime?
Emotive: *looks at traumatized spectators* I-I don't think so Luce…
Luce: *pouts* Aww…
Emotive: Let's just move on to Luv's last dare… *releases the Shimon from their cage*
Shimon: *looks incredibly sheepish*
Emotive: *wags finger* Now don't you all feel stupid about what you've done? You gave Tsuna and co. so much trouble and misery, all because of your arrogance and gullibility! Shame on you! You better apologize to them!
Enma: *shamed* Tsuna-kun, I'm terribly sorry about what we did…
Tsuna: *smiles* I already forgave you Enma-kun. After all, you're my friend!
Enma: *smiles back*
Shimon: *goes off apologizing*
Vongola: *reluctantly accepts apologies because Tsuna did* *sans Hibari and Mukuro of course*
Emotive: *growls* I hated that 2700 moment in that chapter! *shakes Tsuna* Why did you have to say that Enma was your pride? I bet 2700 fans everywhere were squealing up a storm when you said that!
Tsuna: *is shaken* B-B-But I said that all my friends are my pride!
Emotive: Regardless! While Enma is off being violated, you're going to have to assure Kyouya that you still love him and not your expy!
Tsuna: Enma's my expy?
Enma: I'm Tsuna's expy?
Emotive: Well, duh… Now go! Chop chop!
Kyouya: *smirking as he drags a blushing Tsuna into a Love Room*
Enma: *gulps as he is dragged into a (newly built) Rape Room by a smirking Byakuran*
Emotive: Give it your all Byaku-chan!
Adelheid: You are an evil, evil person.
Emotive: *smirks and holds up some chains* Yes, yes I am.
Adelheid: *gulps*
Emotive: *chains Adelheid and drags her into a(n also newly built) Torture Room*
Xanxus: *sighs* Let's get this over with…
Shimon except Aoba: *chained to chairs*
Aoba: *stripped naked and chained to a table* Wh-Whoa! Wait a second!
Xanxus: *strips down and holds up a tube of lube, a condom, and a dildo* Now, first lesson…
Some time later:
Aoba: *thoroughly traumatized and violated*
Enma: *also thoroughly traumatized and violated*
Adelheid: *thoroughly tortured and traumatized*
Other Shimon: *traumatized with what they have witnessed*
Tsuna: *thoroughly ravished* D-Don't you think you're going too far with their torture?
Emotive: *satisfied with her torture session (you yuri fans better not think anything…)* Nope. What the readers wants, the readers get.
Xanxus, Kyouya, and Byakuran: *also satisfied but for different reasons*
Squalo: *glares at Xanxus because he's jealous*
Emotive: *tries not to snicker at Squalo* Anyway, here's some more dares from Random Stranger! Very literal name…
Wow... Just wow... I've never been so hooked on a story like this before! I just love it Emo-sempai! Ok hmm my dares are as follows
Hibari ask tsuna on an awesome mind blowing date
Goku-chan ask Yama-sempai to rape you
Emo-sempai turn Prince Bel into Princess Bel
Gratzie ciao amour
Emotive: Yay! Date time!
Kyouya: *walks up to Tsuna* Tsunayoshi, would you go on an awesome, mind-blowing date with me?
Tsuna: *blushes furiously* O-Okay…
Emotive: *squee* *readies camera*
Kyouya then takes Tsuna to his ultra-cool and expensive-looking car (it has curtains on the windows!) and drives them to the beach where they walk on the sand all romantic-like and even watch the sun set. Afterwards they go to a quaint seaside restaurant where they have a bite to eat, share a bowl of shaved ice, and chat idly. After their meal they walk back across the beach and to the car, but not before washing their feet off.
Kyouya: *leaning against door, hand covering his mouth in thought*
Tsuna: *settles in seat* A-Ano, thank you for a wonderful time Hibari-san.
Kyouya: Mn…
Tsuna: *blushes* I-It's getting late…
Kyouya: *looks at Tsuna* Do you want to go back home?
Tsuna: *disappointed* S-Sure… *thinks* But… I want to spend more time with Hibari-san…
Kyouya: *stares at Tsuna*
Tsuna: Wha-What?
Kyouya: Well… you see… *leans over Tsuna*
Tsuna: *practically becomes a tomato*
Kyouya: I don't want… *leans closer* to bring you home yet… *kisses Tsuna*
Tsuna: *surprised, yet not, and kisses back with a sigh*
A full-blown make out session occurs, complete with Kyouya pushing the passenger's seat back in a more comfortable position. Tsuna gets more mind-blowing kisses from the love of his life (hellz yeah!) and even a few little extras on his neck, if you know what I mean (*wink wink, nudge nudge*). Afterwards, once Kyouya stops peppering loving kisses all over Tsuna face (yeah right, Kyouya would never stop ;D) they exchange a few, not-awkward-at-all words and Kyouya drives a happy Tsuna home. Tsuna is even lucky enough to get another good night kiss from Kyouya before stepping into his house.
Emotive: *squealing* X3
Tsuna: *blushing and looking dazed*
Kyouya: *smiling a soft smile that scares everyone around him*
Hayato: *gritting his teeth in annoyance at the "biting bastard"*
Takeshi: Ne, Emo-san…
Emotive: *still giddy* Yes~?
Takeshi: Why does that date scene look familiar…?
Emotive: *eyes Takeshi* Have you ever read the doujinshi entitled "Driven"?
Takeshi: Yes.
Emotive: *narrows eyes* How…?
Takeshi: *blushes* Ahaha, well I was bored and curious, so I looked through your doujinshi collection…
Emotive: *suddenly smiles* I knew it. Did you get any good ideas from them?
Takeshi: *smiles back* Plenty, thanks!
Emotive: LOL. Anyway my dear readers, if the little date scene sound familiar to you it's probably because you've read the 1827 doujinshi entitled "Driven". It's one of my favorites (along with the other doujins made by the same creator) and Kyou-chan has a freakin' awesome car in it! And he looks totally hot driving it too!
Tsuna: *still a little dazed* Yes… yes he does…
Kyouya: *smirks*
Emotive: *squee*
Tsuna: *blush* Did I say that out loud…?
Emotive: Ah, young love… Well, moving on! Haya-chan, you know what to do~
Hayato: *eye twitches*
Emotive: Don't make me use a Dare Bullet on you…
Hayato: *walks up to Takeshi and puts on a moe face*
Takeshi: *blushes*
Hayato: *totally uke* Takeshi-kun, please rape me~
Takeshi: *pinches nose to stop prevent nosebleed*
Emotive: *videos and giggles* It's not rape if Hayato's willing~
Hayato: *scowls* There I did my dare, can I go now?
Emotive: Nope.
Hayato: Why not?
Emotive: Because we haven't even scratched the surface of our massive dare archive and also…
Takeshi: *drags Hayato into a Rape Room*
Hayato: O-Oi! What are you doing Yakyuu-baka!
Emotive: *singsong voice* Takeshi wants to rape you~
Tsuna: *sweatdrops* Poor Gokudera-kun…
Emotive: Reborn, may I borrow Leon?
Reborn: Sure. *hands over Leon*
Emotive: *has Leon turned into a gun and loads him with a Fem Bullet (why does that sound so naughty?)* Oh Bel-chan~
Belphegor: What do you want, peasant?
Emotive: *shoots Bel*
Belphegor: *dodges* Ushishishi~ You think it would be that easy?
Xanxus: *shoots Belphegor from behind*
Belphegor: *is shot*
Emotive: Nope, which is why I was only a distraction. 8D
Xanxus: Where's my steak?
Emotive: Squa-chan will bring it out for you any time now. *lying her ass off*
Xanxus: Hmpf…
Belphegor (who shall now be named Belphie): *snaps awake* Oi, what did you think you were… gah! My voice! Why do I sound so high-pitched?
Fran: Wow, Bel-senpai. You're not a failed prince any more… you're a failed princess now. But still ugly…
Belphie: *feels chest* This is so wrong…
Fran: Everything about you is wrong.
Belphie: *throws knives at Fran* Shut up froggy!
Fran: *is stabbed with knives* Ouch… well at least there's one thing that hasn't changed.
Belphie: *growls*
Lussuria: *wiggles* Mou~ Now I have someone to play dress up with!
Belphie: As if I'd be your doll, gay lord!
Lussuria: *holds up a lacy black bra* But you at least need some support for your chest!
Belphie: Just stop talking…. now… and put that away!
Emotive: *snickers* Well, moving on, here are dares from Kilekah!
SEMPAAAAAAAAI! -bows-
Can I be your EXTREME Sun Guardian?
-gives many many cookies~- You are made of so much awesome, Emo-sempai! I hope I can be another kouhai of yours? -Uri's pleading eyes-
1827 is close, but I love 8059 the most~
I love that doujin you were talking about, but I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me. (Er... is that the expression?)
Dares~
Ta-ke-shii~ : I dare you to not touch Hayato AT ALL while he wears the maid dress for a week. After that, go crazy.
Ryohei: I EXTREMELY dare you to write either an 1827 fanfic, or an 8059 fic. It can be short and stupid, but has to have a little fluff~ I want to see how it turns out- read it out loud!
Haya~to: I dare you to kiss Yama-mocchan and say "Ti amo, idiota." everytime someone says 'dare'.
Ah, sorry, if these dares are... 'meh'. -borrows the emo corner-
Stay awesome! [Psh, like I need to tell you. You've turned it into an art, sempai. :D ]
-Kile!
Emotive: Yay! I have a sun guardian now! And another kouhai! X3 *noms on cookies*
Hayato: *bursts out of Rape Room* Fucking pervert!
Takeshi: *follows Hayato with a sheepish smile*
Emotive: Technically…
Hayato: Don't say it!
Emotive: You are fucking a pervert! XD
Hayato: *head wall*
Emotive: Point for me! o3o
Tsuna: *looks at Emotive weirdly* What's with that face?
Emotive: My friends and I call it the retarded fishy face! But I don't really know what kind of face it is. But it's fun to use! o3o
Tsuna: Okay…
Emotive: Now then… meido taimu! *whisks Hayato into a changing room*
Hayato: *from inside the changing room* O-Oi! Watch where you put your hands!
Emotive: Sowwi. X3
Tsuna and Takeshi: *sweatdrops*
Emotive: *steps out of changing room* Presenting Maid Hayato!
Hayato: *steps out of the changing room wearing a very skimpy maid uniform* Damn you Emo freak…
Emotive: *flutters eyelashes and giggles* Aw, you flatter me.
Tsuna: *double sweatdrop*
Emotive: So Takeshi-kun what do you think?
Takeshi: *head walling and muttering to self* Must not touch… must not touch…. must not touch…
Hayato: *smirks* Well finally…
Emotive: Remember Takeshi, one week of no touching!
Takeshi: *whimpers in misery*
Time skip to day four:
Hayato: *is forced to clean since he's a maid* That damn Emo freak…
Emotive: *sitting on the couch, reading a magazine* You are such a flatterer Haya-chan.
Takeshi: *sitting next to Emotive, ogling Hayato unashamedly*
Hayato: Humph…*dusts a shelf*
Emotive: *uses magic powers to make some things fall over*
Hayato: Stop making things fall over!
Emotive: *totally innocent face* Wasn't me…
Hayato: *glares at Emotive before bending over to pick up the objects*
Takeshi: *holds back a whimper as Hayato's very fine behind is shown*
Emotive: *devil horns* Kekeke…
Time skip to last day.
Emotive: All right, the week is over. Takeshi-
Takeshi: *hurriedly brings Hayato into a Love Room*
Hayato: O-Oi!
Emotive: Well, he certainly didn't waste time.
Tsuna: *shakes head in exasperation*
Ryohei: I WILL EXTREMELY DO MY BEST IN MAKING A FANFIC FOR YOU, REVIEWER-SAN! *plops down on a desk and begins writing*
Emotive: I applaud Ryohei's effort. I just hope it won't be in vain…
Some time later:
Hayato: *stumbles out of the Love Room* Freakin' baseball freak…
Takeshi: *walks out as well, looking sheepish*
Emotive: Mm… all semes has the stamina of… an animal with a lot of stamina…
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Tsuna: That was… lame…
Emotive: I know. It was why I said it. Now, is Ryohei finished?
Ryohei: I am finished to the EXTREME!
Emotive: Then read it to the EXTREME!
Ryohei: I shall EXTREMELY do so! *clears throat*… It was an EXTREMELY fine day in the EXTREME city of Namimori. In the EXTREME Namimori middle school, the EXTREMELY talented baseball player, Yamamoto Takeshi, was EXTREMELY participating in the baseball team's EXTREME practice. He was EXTREMELY exhausted, but he knew that an EXTREMELY exhausted body means that he practiced EXTREMELY hard and that meant he got even better at his favorite sport even if it's just a little bit. He EXTREMELY helped the rest of the team tidy the EXTREME baseball field, but he didn't noticed when one of his EXTREME friends walked up behind him.
"Hey, Yakyuu-baka," said the EXTREME Gokudera Hayato and Yamamoto turned around with an EXTREME smile on his face.
"Oh, Gokudera," Yamamoto said, feeling EXTREMELY happy to see his friend after practice. "Were you waiting for me?"
Gokudera EXTREMELY blushed and he EXTREMELY glared at Yamamoto. "Don't misunderstand! I have better things to do then be around you, but Juudaime's spending time with that biting bastard and he told me that he wanted me to wait for you. So here I am."
Yamamoto EXTREMELY laughed and said, "Oh, okay. Just let me clean up and then we can go to my place for some sushi."
Though simultaneously EXTREMELY scowling, blushing, and glaring, Gokudera EXTREMELY nodded his agreement and he stood by to wait for Yamamoto to change out of his EXTREMELY filthy baseball uniform. After all, no one wants their significant other to be dirty… OW! There's no need to hit me Tako-head!
Anyway… It didn't take EXTREMELY long for Yamamoto to clean up and he and Gokudera went on their EXTREME way. While walking towards TakeSushi, they EXTREMELY talk about EXTREMELY mundane things. Or at least, Yamamoto talked while Gokudera made some EXTREME snide comments about the baseball star's EXTREME choice of topics.
They finally arrived at TakeSushi and had an EXTREME meal of Yamamoto-san's EXTREMELY delicious sushi. After the meal, Gokudera helped the EXTREMELY helpless Yamamoto with homework and once they were done Yamamoto decided to be an EXTREME gentleman and escort Gokudera back to his apartment.
Of course, Gokudera EXTREMELY refused an escort but Yamamoto EXTREMELY didn't listen and escorted the EXTREME silver-haired guardian anyway… Yes, I called you an EXTREME guardian Tako-head! Can't you take a compliment without looking EXTREMELY smug? Hahaha, that shocked expression looks good on you… Don't hit me! I still have to finish this EXTREME story!
EXTREMELY moving on… Gokudera continued to have an EXTREME one-sided argument with Yamamoto who only laughed at the Italian's EXTREME disposition… Yes, I EXTREMELY know what disposition means, stop laughing Tako-head…! *Ahem* Once they were at Gokudera's door, the Italian stood there awkwardly in front of a smiling Yamamoto.
"Well, you can go now," Gokudera said, blushing EXTREMELY as he fished around in his pocket for his house keys.
"Maa, Gokudera, it's like you don't want me around you," Yamamoto EXTREMELY replied with a laugh.
Gokudera only scowled and said, "I don't, Yakyuu-baka. Now go back home."
Yamamoto, seeing that Gokudera seemed to find the doorknob EXTREMELY fascinating… Yes, I know what fascinating means too! Now shut up Tako-head… put a hand on the Italian's shoulder and turned him around with, surprisingly, EXTREMELY little resistance.
"I'll go home, but not before this…" he said before pushing Gokudera back against the door, leaning in and placing an EXTREMELY sweet kiss on the shorter teen's lips.
Surprisingly, Gokudera didn't EXTREMELY push the swordsman away and react in EXTREME disgust. He actually EXTREMELY kissed back, even going as far as wrapping his arms around the taller teen's neck.
The EXTREMELY sweet kiss lasted only a few seconds before Yamamoto pulled away. He gazed down at Gokudera who was looking EXTREMELY dazed until he snapped out of it and pushed Yamamoto away in EXTREME haste.
"St-Stupid Yakyuu-baka!" he yelled as he EXTREMELY fumbled with his keys but was able to open his door, step inside, and slam it with EXTREME force behind him in little under half a minute.
Yamamoto only stood there with a look of EXTREME confusion on his face. Then he laughed, said, "Gokudera's so shy," in an EXTREMELY fond tone of voice, and walked off, feeling EXTREMELY good about himself and the kiss.
He didn't know that Gokudera was leaning against the door inside his apartment, softly touching his lips and smiling an EXTREMELY small smile at the stupid Yakyuu-baka.
The End!
Emotive: *clapping* Woot! Go Ryohei!
Takeshi: Ahahaha! That was good Senpai!
Tsuna: I thought so too, despite all the extremes in there.
Ryohei: An EXTREME thank you to all!
Hayato: *scowling* I sounded like some love struck school girl.
Emotive: Maybe it's because you are a love struck school girl…
Hayato: *glares*
Emotive: 8D I hope you liked that Kilekah-chan! Now on to our last dare from her…
Ryohei: *snickering* Hey Tako-head!
Hayato: *still scowling* What, Lawn-head?
Ryohei: Dare!
Hayato: *twitches, then walks up to Takeshi and kisses him* Ti amo, idiota…
Takeshi: *happy smile*
Emotive: Aww, how sweet! X3
Hayato: I'll kill you if I could.
Emotive: But you can't, so there! And now, moving on to our last few dares…
Hayato: *kisses Takeshi* Ti amo, idiota.
Takeshi: *still happy*
Emotive: … from Takara yume!
OMG! I finally have an account and now I can submit dares~ Yea~ ^o^ Ok my first dare would have to be...
I want Hibari-san to babysit Tsuna for the rest of the chapter and Tsuna has to wear baby clothes like diapers(LOL) and yea Hibari can't be mean to him, and Tsuna has to talk in a baby language~ XD
My second well I want Tsuna to try and seduce Xanxus into bed! LOL! XD
Last hmm...well~ I want Hibari-san to confess that he's crazy for Tsuna then have a hot make-out session with him~ w
Sorry~ I love 1827~
And I agree adel-bitch must die a brutal death! That and het pairings suck.
OMG! you're a filipino too~
Ahh...I'm ranting again...=.="" Sorry but I'm a big fan~ I just love your works and all your stories are awesome~
*bows*
Emotive: Woot! Very good dares kababayan! (Yay for Filipinos! *waves tiny Philippine flag*)
Hayato: *kisses Takeshi* Tim amo, idiota.
Takeshi: *if he got any happier, there will be world peace*
Emotive: Um, I love 1827 as well (as if that wasn't already obvious…), still hating on Adelheid even though she's good now (yeah right ¬_¬), het pairings do suck (do they swallow too? *shot* LOL), and thank you for being a fan! I love fans! Especially electric ones!
Audience: *thumbs down* Boo!
Emotive: What? I'm trying my best here! Not everyone can be a comedian! XP
Tsuna: Emo-san, maybe we should just get on with the dares…
Hayato: Goddamnit, stop saying that word! *kisses Takeshi* Ti amo, idiota!
Takeshi: Love you too! 8D
Hayato: Don't make that face. Just don't…
Emotive: Moving on! Man the first d- *glared by Hayato* uhhh, the first d-word is very embarrassing for Tsuna, ne?
Tsuna: *blushing*
Emotive: But how can Kyouya take care of a Baby Tsuna for the rest of the chapter while Tsuna has other dares?
Hayato: *growls and kisses Takeshi* Ti amo, idiota!
Takeshi: *kisses back with a grin*
Hayato: *glares*
Emotive: Sorry Hayato! *is not sorry* So, we'll put aside that d-word until Tsuna finishes the other d-word!
Tsuna: *looks at dares (no one said it!)* I-I have to what to Xanxus?
Emotive: Seduce him~ I'm sure Kyouya and Squalo would love that. XDDD
Tsuna: B-B-But…
Emotive: But nothing! Now c'mere! *grabs Tsuna and drags him into a changing room*
Some time later:
Xanxus: *looking bored*
Tsuna: *is shoved in front of Xanxus* E-Emo-san!
Emotive: Get the show on the road!
Xanxus: *raises eyebrow at Tsuna*
Tsuna: *blushing hotly*
Xanxus: What the hell are you wearing?
Tsuna: *wearing a standard school girl's PE uniform complete with white headband (I'd like to think of Boku no Pico when I think of Tsuna wearing this 8D)* U-Um, clothes?
Xanxus: I can see that… *stares at Tsuna's legs and somewhere in between*
Emotive: Not seeing a lot of seducing here…
Tsuna: *fidgets* A-Ano, Xa-Xanxus…
Xanxus: *lifts Tsuna over his shoulder*
Tsuna: H-Hiiiieee!
Xanxus: *heads toward a Love Room*
Emotive: There we go!
Tsuna: *blushes even more* Xa-Xanxus, please remove your hand from my bottom…
Xanxus: *removes hand*
Tsuna: *feels a hand grope him between the legs* Hiiiieee! Don't put it there!
Emotive: *whistles* Xanxus likes shotacon~
Reborn: Isn't shotacon only boys aged twelve and under?
Emotive: Look at Tsuna's face and tell me he doesn't look like shotacon jailbait.
Reborn: Point taken.
Kyouya: *appears in front of Xanxus, tonfa at the ready* Let go of the herbivore, monkey king.
Xanxus: *glares*
Tsuna: *looks over shoulder* Hi-Hibari-san!
Kyouya: *tries not to stare at Tsuna's ass*
Xanxus: You want a fight? *drops Tsuna and takes out his guns* I'll give you a fight.
Tsuna: *falls on his face* I-Ittai…
Kyouya and Xanxus: *rushes toward each other to fight*
HDW Tsuna: *appears in between them (OMG, HDW Tsuna in a PE uniform? XD)* Stop it.
Xanxus: *stops and glares*
Kyouya: *stops and smirks* Wao.
Emotive: Now doesn't this seem like a familiar scene from a certain episode in a certain arc in the anime? *wink*
Tsuna: *shifts out of HDW mode* Stop it please! I don't want you two to fight!
Xanxus: *glares at Tsuna*
Tsuna: *shrinks back from the glare*
Kyouya: *tucks his tonfa away, approaches Tsuna, and slams him against the nearest wall* Herbivore, I'm crazy for you and I'll bite you to death for that.
Tsuna: *a little stunned* Huh, wha-?
Kyouya: *slams his lips against Tsuna's*
Tsuna: Mmph! *flails and tries to push Kyouya away*
Kyouya: *grabs Tsuna's wrists and holds them against the wall, still kissing Tsuna furiously*
Tsuna: *tries to resist a little longer, but in the end he kisses back just as furiously*
Emotive: *recording everything* Oh yeah~ That's the stuff…
Xanxus: *glaring at the couple swapping spit against the wall*
Emotive: Yo Xanxan, you might want to console your waifu. I'm sure he's feeling a little lonely.
Squalo: VOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIII! YOU BASTARD BOSS! *swings sword about*
Xanxus: *thinks about it, shrugs, then promptly drags Squalo into a Love Room*
Squalo: VOI! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING ME YOU BASTARD?
There is blissful silence once the door to the Love Room slams shut. It is a very good thing that the rooms are sound proof… or at least some of them are. ;D
Emotive: *looks back at the couple making out*
Tsuna: *now has his arms and legs wrapped around Kyouya, making little moaning and whimpering sounds to accompany their sloppy but hot kissing*
Kyouya: *his hands are supporting Tsuna's legs (i.e. his ass) and it seemed like he's frotting against Tsuna*
Emotive: *pinches nose* Goddamn that is hot… why would anyone watch het instead of this? Why?
Reborn: Why are you asking a question that you already know the answer to?
Emotive: Because I want to be rhetoric, like you do sometimes.
Reborn: *smirks* True.
Emotive: Btw, where's Haya-chan? He would've blown his top by now at seeing his precious boss being deflowered… again…
Reborn: *points at some direction (yay for being vague! Lol)*
Hayato: *glaring at Takeshi*
Takeshi: *smiling* Dare!
Hayato: *kisses him* Ti amo, idiota.
Takeshi: Dare!
Hayato: *kisses him again* Ti amo, idiota.
Takeshi: *if he was not a manly man, he would've giggled* Dare!
Hayato: *growls in annoyance but kisses him anyway* Ti amo, idiota! Now stop saying that word!
Takeshi: Ahahaha! But it's so fun and I like your kisses!
Hayato: *hands twitch to grab his dynamite*
Emotive: Takeshi really has an evil side to him.
Reborn: Of course. He's a natural assassin.
Emotive: Does that even have any link to killing people and what he's doing right now?
Reborn: *smirks* Of course.
Emotive: Crazy… *shakes head* All right, now we have to wait until Kyouya and Tsuna finish their… er, session…
Kyouya: *looking calm and composed (despite the light flush on his cheeks) as he helps Tsuna stay on his feet*
Tsuna: *blushing and dazed and swaying on his feet, his body trembling a bit*
Emotive: Ooh, they're done! (Why do I sound like I was waiting for cookies to finish baking? Lol) Tsu-chan, time for the last dare!
Hayato: *twitches and kisses Takeshi* Ti amo, idiota.
Takeshi: *licks lips* Mm, still good.
Hayato: *blushes furiously*
Tsuna: *looking nervous* Why do I have to do this again…?
Emotive: Because it was requested of a reader and because if you don't, unimaginable horrors in the form of eldritch abominations will haunt your life.
Tsuna: *pales and gulps* I-Isn't there a less… humiliating way to do this?
Emotive: Hm… maybe… we can mix it up a bit? I hope Takara-chan won't mind if I actually turn Tsuna into a baby!
Tsuna: Wait, what?
Emotive: *points a weird contraption (that looks somewhat like a leaf blower) at Tsuna* Hold still Tunafish!
Tsuna: Wait, wait, wait! What does that thing do?
Emotive: Don't worry! This thing blows out a special gas that will turn you into a baby!
Tsuna: And where the heck did you get such a thing?
Emotive: I borrowed it from Plankton (Spongebob reference ftw!). Now say goodbye to puberty! *shoots Tsuna with yellow gas*
Tsuna: Wha-!
When the gas clears, an adorable baby Tsuna is sitting on the floor, staring up at everyone with huge (and they're REALLY huge) brown eyes and sucking on a pacifier.
Emotive: *sparkly eyes* OMG, he's so adorable! I just want to cuddle him to death!
Reborn: *smirks* You sound like an out of character Hibari.
Emotive: Shush you.
Hayato: Juudaime! *approaches Baby Tsuna to pick him up but is struck by the utter adorable-ness that is him*
Takeshi: Ahahaha! Tsuna's such a cute baby! *moves to pick him up*
Hayato: *grabs Takeshi and shakes him angrily* Yakyuu-baka, keep your filthy hands away from Juudaime!
Baby Tsuna: *feeling slightly scared at the sight of Hayato shaking Takeshi*
Haru: *wearing a dinosaur costume* Hahi! Look Kyoko-chan another baby!
Kyoko: *wearing a Kanga Ryuu costume made by Haru* You're right Haru-chan! How did he get here?
Emotive: *eyes the two girls* What the hell are you two wearing?
Haru: My newest costumes! Don't we look great?
Emotive: No… just no…
Kyoko: *goes over to Baby Tsuna* Awww, hi there little one! Why don't we find your mama?
Baby Tsuna: *begins to cry because Kanga Ryuu's face scares him*
Haru: Hahi! Kyoko-chan, he's crying!
Kyoko: *looking panicked* Oh, I'm sorry! I don't know what I did!
Emotive: *snickers* It's your costumes Miss Shallow Love Interests. You're scaring him.
Kyoko: Oh, we should go take these off then! *rushes off*
Haru: Right behind you Kyoko-chan! *follows*
Emotive: *looks at readers* Yup, the reason why I made them wear those is to scare Tsuna. Ain't I a stinker? *winks* Now, scene change~
Scene change~
Kyouya: *leaning against the wall all by his lonesome*
Hibird: *flies to Hibari and lands on his shoulder* Hibari! Hibari!
Kyouya: Hm? I haven't fed you yet have I?
Hibird: Hibari! Hibari!
Kyouya: *takes out a box of bird seeds and pours some in his hand*
Hibird: *hops into Kyouya's hands and starts to eat*
Roll: *settles on Kyouya's shoulder to watch the bird eat*
Back to Baby Tsuna.
Baby Tsuna: *still wibbling*
Hayato: Ah, he won't let me pick him up!
Takeshi: That's because you're scaring him.
Hayato: Shut up! What do you know about babies?
Takeshi: Nothing at all!
Hayato: *resists urge to face palm*
Baby Tsuna: *crawls away from them, not liking them at all*
Kyouya: *petting Hibird and Roll (but not simultaneously)*
Hibird: *still eating (hey, he ain't the freakin' Roadrunner ¬_¬)*
Baby Tsuna: *sees Kyouya and is awed*
Baby Tsuna's logic: Screaming Boy (Hayato) and Laughing Boy (Takeshi) = Scary. Dinosaur (Haru) and Kangaroo (Kyoko) = Scary. Calm Boy (Kyouya) + Birdie (who else?) + Weird Purple Ball (Roll) = Friends?
Hey it's a baby's logic. What were you expecting? E equals mc squared?
Baby Tsuna: *crawls over to Kyouya and looks at Hibird and Roll*
Kyouya: *sees Baby Tsuna* Do you want to pet them?
Baby Tsuna: *tilts head to side, curious*
Kyouya: *can not escape the cute* *bends down to pick Tsuna up*
Baby Tsuna: *does not resist* *reaches out to grab Hibird*
Kyouya: *moves Hibird out of Tsuna's reach* Be gentle.
Baby Tsuna: *whines and starts to flail his arm*
Hibird: *finished eating* Hibari! Hibari! Tsunayoshi! Tsunayoshi!
Baby Tsuna: *giggles*
Kyouya: *smiles slightly*
Emotive: *secretly recording everything* Homigod, isn't that the most adorable thing you have ever seen?
Hayato: *disgruntled*
Takeshi: It really is cute!
Reborn: And I supposed us Arcobaleno babies aren't cute?
Emotive: Aww, Reborn. No need to be jealous!
Reborn: *twitch*
Emotive: It's just that Tsuna's a real baby now and you Arcobaleno are awesome and cute and all, but nothing beats cuteness like a Baby Tsuna! I mean, look at him!
Baby Tsuna: *playing with Roll under Kyouya's watchful eye*
Reborn: *turns away*
Emotive: LOL, the hitman's embarrassed!
Reborn: Don't make me shoot you.
Emotive: Okay! *giggles* Btw readers, the scene was inspired by another 1827 doujin I saw on YouTube (I take a lot of inspiration from doujins, don't I?). It's where TYL Tsuna opens a strange box that no one else can open and out pops a toddler version of himself. Hilarity and utter adorableness ensues (Mukuro was also turned into somewhat of a butt monkey, which was funny). I forget the name unfortunately, but I'm sure one can find it on YouTube if you search right.
Baby Tsuna: *babbles in baby language as he plays with Roll and Hibird*
Kyouya: *nodding and smiling as though he can understand*
Emotive: *eyes sparkling again* Just… so… cute!
Hayato: *growling* Damn that biting bastard…
Emotive: *sighs* I think we dragged this out long enough. The chapter ends here, but don't fret. There will be a few more chapters until all dares…
Hayato: *kisses Takeshi harshly* Ti amo, idiota! *marches off*
Takeshi: *grins and follows*
Emotive: … have been done. Once all of them have been done, I will complete this story and you will all mourn the passing of an awesometabulous script story that fulfills your every desire. I'm still a little surprise I'm getting away with writing such a story…
Emo Clone: That's because you're too awesome and your fans are too loyal to rat you out.
Emotive: *blinks* True… And I am now talking to myself… in a different way then usual… huh…
Emo Clone: Remember dear readers, NO MORE DARES because then we'll be a bit way over our heads.
Emotive: Also true.
Emo Clone: Why do you want to complete this anyway?
Emotive: I need to focus on my other projects that have been neglected. My body needs to catch up with my brain and write something more productive.
Emo Clone: Hm, understandable.
Emotive: You're really calm…
Emo Clone: I was programmed to be sensible in ways that you won't be.
Emotive: Oh yeah… I forget that I programmed you…
Emo Clone: You always do.
Emotive: Yes, yes… Now bye-bi readers! See you next time! 8D
Everyone: *waves sullenly*
Belphie: *runs by* FOR THE LAST TIME, A PRINCE DOES NOT WEAR LINGERIE!
Lussuria: *runs after her, arms full of sexy lingerie* Mou~, but you'll be so sexy in it! And besides, you're a princess now!
Belphie: *resists urge to scream* *stomps away*
Emotive: Well... someone's on the rag. XD
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Ending Song: Serenade by Versailles (OMG, this band is so beautiful! They make me want to become a French aristocratic vampire. Lol)