Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Fame Games, our celebrities went fossil hunting in Alberta! Tay dug a few tunnels while AJ fell flat on his face. Dre's science know-how helped his team soar into winnerdom while Derek decided to the chagrin of his entire team that he was going to fail miserably on behalf of everyone. Unsurprisingly, Derek was given the boot after the celeb team lost. Fourteen contestants now remain, who will get an unsurprising ejection on this episode of TOTAL DRAMA: FAME GAMES!
-Veterans' Train Cart-
Elsa: [Yawning and waking up] Ewww, it smells like sweat and must…
Jenna: [Doing pull ups] 147….148.
Elsa: Typical…
Rayna: OOOH, I WANNA PLAY! [Starts doing pull ups next to Jenna] This is fun!
Dre: Hey, can you do a pull-up Steven?
Steven: I bet I can do more than your boyfriend.
Dre: Don't be so sure. Olly and I signed up at Jody's gym after the show.
Jenna: [Still doing pull-ups] Great! You guys trained for the show! Nice to see that I'm not the only person who came prepared.
Dre: Yea, we were training for the show. Let's go with that, ma.
Oliver: We were trying to toughen up so people couldn't bully us.
Dre: Thanks for emasculating me, Olly.
Oliver: Don't mention it.
Steven: So basically, I can do more pull-ups than your boyfriend.
Oliver: I never said that. [Starts doing pull-ups]
Rayna: Yay! Oliver joined the party!
Elsa: Steven, I guess you really are the weakest link!
Steven: I guess…
AJ: Don't count yourself out. I bet you can do more pull-ups than me for obvious reasons.
Steven: Oh yea… I guess I'm not the weakest member of the team.
Jenna: That's absolutely ludicrous. AJ, your legs are broken not your arms. Dre, give him a boost up here. I'm sure he can still do a pull-up.
Dre: I got you, ma. [Helping AJ up]
AJ: Oh my God, I'm actually holding on.
Rayna: Now you just gotta pull yourself up.
AJ: [Starts doing pull-ups faster than everyone else] Wow… I feel so… STRONG!
Jenna: You don't just feel strong, AJ. You literally are strong. Stronger than the rest of us still. Don't forget that.
Steven: So wait, what does that make me?
Elsa: A worthless piece of shit…DUH!
-Confessionals-
Steven: I'm starting to get the message that I'm not all that popular on my team. Also, with Derek gone, I'm not all that popular on the other team either. So, I have to start an alliance that puts that target on Elsa. And what better way to do that than to convince let's say… Oliver and Dre, that Elsa is trying to target a powerful couple. Then, convince AJ that Elsa thinks he is the weakest link. And BOOM! a majority all guys alliance! Now all I have to do is get them to take me seriously for a few seconds then my plan will be full-proof!
AJ: [Doing pull-ups] I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD, WOOOOO! Thank you, Jenna!
Jenna: I hate to see AJ doubt himself. He's so much stronger than he's given himself credit for.
-End Confessionals-
-Celebs' Train Cart-
Ryker: Shirley I know you like early mornings but pleeeeease stop waking me up this early.
Shirley: Lower your voice fool! I don't be wanting the others to hear us.
Ryker: So what is it?
Shirley: I had this plan to align with Derek but that didn't quite pan out. So, I really need you to secure Jenna's commitment to us today.
Ryker: I told you, the girl loves every inch of me. It will be a piece of cake. Now can you let me get some sleep? AY DIOS MIO!
Shirley: Fine, get your sleep. [Turning around to get back to her cot before being startled] AH! Tay what are you doing standing right there?
Tay: I like to watch people sleep.
Shirley: HAHAHA! You're joking, right? …Right, Tay?
Tay: Left, Tay.
Ty: [Calling out from the other side of the room] Guys! Get over here. Laurie said she's going to read us a poem!
Ryker: Has everyone been awake this entire time?
Laurie: I never said I was going to read anything to anyone.
Des: Yea…but we're bored, so pleeeeeease!
Berry: Leave the chick alone. Some people are just more private about their art.
Laurie: Thank you, Berry.
Des: She wrote a poem about you, Berry.
Laurie: What?
Berry: Read it.
Laurie: I never wrote a poem about you!
Berry: Prove it.
Laurie: That's just silly.
Ty: She's deflecting…obviously guilty.
Laurie: I have nothing to be guilty about!
Des: THEN READ THE DAMN POEM!
Laurie: Fine… just to get you all off my back.
Des: Thank you.
Laurie: Roses are red, violets are blue, oh by the way, I'm not reading shit to you.
Shirley: Well dat was a copout.
Des: I actually kinda liked it…
Berry: That wasn't even about me…
Des: You're not used to the whole, no one talking shit about you thing yet, are you?
-Confessionals-
Berry: I think Des might have a point. Perhaps it is time for me to let my guard down. Not too much but just enough.
Laurie: I don't understand the sudden obsession everyone has with my poetry.
Ty: So I was rummaging through Laurie's personal items to find some incriminating evidence that reveals she is working with Steven. That's kinda why I put the bug in everyone's ear to hound her for her poems. But I took the liberty to read through her journals when she wasn't looking and…. They're boring. Nothing. I doubt she even cares about Steven. Oh well, she was a fun target while it lasted. I guess I have to move on to someone else.
-End Confessionals-
-Dining Cart-
Chris: Welcome all losers and losettes-
Berry: Says the guy who's been hosting the same crappy show for the last decade.
Chef: [Screaming from conductor's room] I FELT THAT BURN FROM BACK HERE!
Chris: Well I hope you all keep that same annoying tenacity while you're walking the streets of New York! But not just any street, the most famous one, BROADWAY!
Rayna: We're on Broadway!?
Ty: How does a train stop in the middle of the city?
Chris: For today's challenge, each team will have to craft a mini musical that will be judged by our esteemed judges.
Elsa: Let me guess, that's you, Chef, and….
Heather: Me. Nice to meet you. Try not to suck as hard as I'm expecting you to.
Ty: Where did she even come from?
Chris: Oh yea, Heather will be judging your musicals today. Fun, right?
-Confessionals-
AJ: Musicals, huh? Wasn't there someone on that show Glee that was wheelchair bound? I'm not completely out of the game yet.
Elsa: Yesss! It is time for-
Steven: Me to shine in this-
Shirley: Musical challenge dat was-
Laurie: Tailor-made to fit my skillset.
-End Confessionals-
-At Challenge-
Chris: Welcome to Broadway everyone!
Elsa: Oh how I miss my Broadway days when I was a budding young ingénue.
Chris: If you interrupt me again, I will disqualify you. Now back to business. Teams will meet in two different auditoriums. You will have a limited time to prepare a short little play with one song in it. Chef, Heather, and I will decide which team's little musical was better. The losers get to eject their favorite loser from the train tonight.
Ryker: At least we don't have to sing on the spot anymore since we're singing in the challenging.
Chris: I never told you that. Take it away Ryker!
Ryker: AY DIOS MIO! I hate you…
Chris: I understand but if you want to stay in the game, I'm going to need you to hate me a little more melodically than that.
Ryker: I have fought men who hated me!
Big and large, they pay to see
I have seen a monstrous few
But that don't compare to you
From what I see-
Chris you may be-
The most evil man I know
Jenna: I've worked in prisons all my life!
So many men so filled with strife
I have seen a monstrous few-
But that don't compare to you
Jenna & Ryker: From what we see-
Chris you may be-
The most evil man we know!
Des: I rap battle many crooks
We exchange these dirty looks
Elsa: Music industry's a cesspit of evil so unbound
Steven: But Chris is unlike any evil that we've found!
Shirley: We have seen a monstrous few!
But dat don't compare to you!
Jenna & Ryker: From what we see-
Chris you may be-
The most evil man we know!
Berry: I've seen vindication
Across the nation!
The prime minister's an ass
Laurie: But if evil's racing, I'm not betting
Chris gone finish last!
Ryker: I have seen a monstrous few!
But that don't compare to you!
Whole cast: From what we see!
Chris you may be
THE MOST EVIL MAN WE KNOW!
Chris: Guys, I'm tearing up. That was absolutely beautiful. It's nice to have your hardwork recognized. Now let's get to the challenge!
-Veterans' Auditorium-
Elsa: Okay people, concepts! We need concepts! Start throwing out ideas.
Rayna: PRINCESSES!
Dre: SCI-FI!
AJ: Underdog story!
Steven: Yea, I like that. Let's devise something around that.
Elsa: If Steven likes it then it's a terrible idea.
Steven: Can you stop being petty for two seconds? I'm trying to help us win a challenge, before you go all KAYLA STORM on us.
Elsa: I'm just trying to take some initiative. I'm sorry if that means everything you want doesn't get catered to. You big baby!
Steven: You delusional ferret!
Dre: AJ, get these down! They're starting again.
Elsa: You're a pig!
Steven: You're a skunk!
Jenna: You're both annoying! Why can't we get through a challenge without you two being at each others' throats! I'm sick of it. Can we focus on winning the challenge, please?!
Elsa: We could if Steven could deflate his giant ego for two seconds.
Steven: Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black!
Jenna: I can't do this anymore. I need some air. [Storms out]
Oliver: I think you guys really irritated Jenna.
AJ: I don't think I've ever seen her this mad before.
Dre: You weren't there when she got eliminated last season.
Rayna: Awww poor Jenna. She doesn't even want to do the challenge.
Oliver: Which is weird because Jenna never steps away from a challenge. Something else has to be going on.
AJ: Hey guys, while Jenna's away, let's put together the perfect musical to show our appreciation for her. And to show her that she doesn't have to carry the whole load for our team. I think I have the perfect idea!
-Confessionals-
AJ: I think people put too much pressure on Jenna…. I also think Jenna puts too much pressure on herself. It would be nice to show her we can handle it ourselves.
Steven: I have got to figure out a way to get Elsa out of here before she drives me insane.
-End Confessionals-
-Celebrity's Auditorium-
Laurie: Guys….
Des: It needs an explosion! Some kickass fireworks!
Berry: It's too much. More nuance is gonna make everything flow better.
Laurie: Umm, guys….
Ty: I think I deserve to be the lead actor! Right, Tay?
Tay: Left Tay.
Ryker: I'm with Des, EXPLOSIONS!
Des: THANK YOU!
Berry: It's a musical, not some truck show...
Ryker: Why not both?!
Laurie: GUYS!
Des: Oh SHIT, I forgot you were here.
Laurie: I wrote up a small script for our musical. Tell me if you like it.
Ty: [Reading through script] Ooooh, it's so artsy.
Shirley: And it looks like dat song was tailor made for my kinda whistlin'.
Laurie: So, you guys really like it?
Shirley: Sugar, we love it like a rat loves a hole in the wall.
Berry: Looks like we found the perfect director. You go girl!
Shirley: [Pulling Ryker to the side] So, what do you think?!
Ryker: About Laurie's play? It's looks boring. Chica wrote a total snoozefest.
Shirley: Boy, I swear, you are denser than a bale a' hay. I'm not talking bout no play. I'm talking bout, Jenna! She's been standing right there outside for a minute. Here's your chance, sugar.
Ryker: Chance to do what?
Shirley: Like we talked about. [Shoving Ryker towards the door] Go woo her.
Ryker: Ay dios mio! So pushy, chica. What happens if the team notices, I'm gone.
Shirley: I got that covered sugar, just go.
-Confessionals-
Shirley: Hopefully, everything goes according to plan. Shirley's in da state fair, and Ryker's gonna be my prize winning pie.
-End Confessional-
-Outside both auditoriums-
Ryker: Hey, Jenna, what are you doing out here alone.
Jenna: I could say the same for you.
Ryker: Well, I'm not alone, am I?
Jenna: Fair point. My team is just irritating me.
Ryker: Who?
Jenna: Are you trying to get some info out of me, because I'm not gullible? [Grabbing Ryker by the collar] You take me for some kind of fool?
Ryker: Relax, chica. Relax. I just was making small-talk. My team is getting on my nerves too. You're the last bit of normalcy in this place.
Jenna: First time I've heard that.
Ryker: Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time trying to be so extraordinary, you'd hear it more often. What do you even do for fun?
Jenna: HA! …Oh you're serious?
Ryker: Don't tell me you're all work and no play, chica.
Jenna: You gotta work hard before you can play.
Ryker: Is that what you think?
Jenna: Well yea, how else did you become one of the youngest and most accomplished MMA fighters ever?
Ryker: You really wanna know? You want to know my secret practice routine?
Jenna: More than anything.
Ryker: The day before a big fight…. I do nothing but have fun.
Jenna: What?
Ryker: You heard right, Chica. I lounge around, or play with water guns… I free myself from all the stress of trying to compete. I enjoy life. So when I step into the ring, my head is clear, and I remember the reason I work so hard in the first place.
Jenna: To win.
Ryker: To enjoy life. I like fighting. I like winning. But I like a lot of things. Fighting is just the hobby I get paid to do. I'm more than that, just like you're more than football. So, I'll ask again, what do you like to do for fun?
Jenna: Okay… this is embarrassing. Please keep this to yourself.
Ryker: My lips are sealed, Chica.
Jenna: I like to pig out and food carts, truck food, and street vendors. I'm not supposed to because of my diet and training, but there's something about a nice loaded corn dog. Reminds me of my dad, making the best out of the prison food.
Ryker: Chica, are you nuts?!
Jenna: Excuse me?
Ryker: We're in NEW YORK CITY! It's the food cart capitol of the world! And we're just standing here. How many times do you go to the Big Apple? Let's go get us some grub.
Jenna: I can't just ditch my team…
Ryker: Can you sing?
Jenna: No.
Ryker: Can you dance?
Jenna: Not really…
Ryker: Can you act?
Jenna: God, no.
Ryker: Neither can I! They don't even need us. Let's go do something useful like fill our bellies.
-Confessionals-
Jenna: I actually ate a corn dog today! A corn dog! I haven't been able to do that since I worked in the prisons. Matter of fact, there's a lot I haven't been able to do with all the practices and training, and comps, and this, and that! Today, I got to be me! Not worry about my team, being the best, or winning…
Ryker: That Jenna is so cool. She's a lot more laid back when you're not dangling a prize in front of her. And man, SHE CAN EAT! That kind of appetite in a chica is so muy attractive to me.
-End Confessionals-
-Veteran Auditorium-
Chris: Okay, I'm ready to see what the Veterans will put on.
Chef: I'm ready to go to bed.
Heather: I'm ready to see what the new generation of losers have cooked up.
Chris: Any time you're ready veterans, let the performance begin!
-Curtains-
AJ: [Wheeling himself to the center] They said Mars was a desolate planet. A planet with no resources, no people, and no hope. But when I got here, I found the princess and we fell in love. Her, a martian, me, a humble earthling. The other Martians couldn't handle our love, so they broke my legs!
Chef: Wow, that's rough…
AJ: They thought I wouldn't go looking for her, but…a lack of legs won't stop me from finding my princess. I'm the author of this martian love story, and I say that it doesn't end here!
Elsa: [In terrible alien costume] STOP! RIGHT THERE!
Steven: [In even worse alien costume] Freeze in your place earthling!
AJ: NO! You cannot restrain my love!
Elsa: WHAT'S THIS?! I CANT MOVE!
Steven: HIS LOVE IS RESTRAINING US?!
Elsa & Steven: NOOOOOO! [Fake dying and crawling off stage]
AJ: With the bodyguards down, it was time for me to storm the castle, and save my princess…FROM HER PARENTS!
Oliver: [Entering dramatically] I AM THE KING OF MARS!
Dre: [Entering dramatically] I AM THE OTHER KING OF MARS…and a Scientist!
Oliver: [Whispering to Dre] I thought we nixed that.
Dre: [Whispering to Oliver] Just let me have this, Olly.
AJ: Foul martian rulers! Why do you forsake my love for the princess!?
Oliver: You have not yet proven yourself worthy.
Dre: You have to prove your love for our daughter IN SONG!
AJ: I thought you'd say that!
Princess of Mars! Can you hear my name?
Princess of Mars! Does your heart feel the same?
I'll travel the stars…
For my Princess of Mars…
A love so strong!
If this isn't right, then I rather be wrong!
Oliver: Oh Martian Dre! His heart cries out in love. We can't withhold our daughter anymore.
Dre: You're right, Martian Olly. We must let love, LIVE ON! PRINCESS!
Rayna: [Running on stage in weird princess/martian costume] Yes Fathers?
Dre: We no longer forbid you to see the earth boy, ma. You are free.
Rayna: Oh happy day! [Jumping into AJ's arms] We can finally be together Earthling AJ.
AJ: Yes my love! We shall! [Kisses Rayna]
-Curtains goes down-
Chef: [Crying hysterically] THE PASSION!
Chris: [Also crying hysterically] A true tearjerker!
Heather: Oh please…
-Confessionals-
AJ: Safe to say, we rocked that!
Chef: It was just such a progressive story. It even had two kings. A story for the ages!
-End Confessionals-
-Celebrity Auditorium-
Chris: Now let's see if the Celebrities can top the Veterans' amazing performance. Let's begin!
-Curtains-
Berry: Would you like a cup of tea, Madame Gillepsie.
Des: Yes, I would fancy some of that bomb ass tea, ma-lady.
Berry: Have you read the news today?
Des: No, do tell.
Berry: They have men coming back from the war. Do you think your husband will be among them?
Des: No, for I am a lesbian and have no husband.
Laurie: [From backstage, whispering] Stay on script, Des.
Des: I mean, yes! I would be heartbroken if he does not return.
Ty: [Running onto the stage like a child] Mommy, mommy, I hear dad's coming back!
Des: Oh child, I wish that were true.
Ty: [Overacting it by a lot] WAIT! What's this?! A knock upon thine door?! Who could it be? My father, the mail carrier, MY FATHER! My heart cannot bare! [Collapses into death]
Berry: I guess, I will get the door. [Opening door] OH MY! IT'S SIR GILLEPSIE!
Tay: Hey!
Des: MY HUSBAND! My heart has ached for you.
Shirley: Not so fast, Madame Gillepsie!
Des: WIDOW FICKLEPUFF! What are you doing here!
Shirley: I have some grave news to tell you! In SONG!
Your husband…
Was never at war…
He was at my home…
Where I could give him mooooooooooore…..
Des: What are you saying, Widow Ficklepuff?!
Shirley: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Fucking your husbaaaaaaaaand!
Berry: GASP!
Tay: I'm Tay!
Des: Well, I'm, fucking my friend Berry.
Berry: Wait, hold on, that wasn't in the script…
Chef: [Throwing tomatoes on stage] BOOO! This play sucks!
-Confessionals-
Des: I thought my performance was great… Can't please em all.
-End Confessionals-
-Broadway Street-
Chris: It's pretty clear that the Veterans put on the better performance. So Celebrities, pick your favorite loser and get ready for the Elimination Ceremony.
Jenna: [Running up to everyone in a hurry] Am I too late? Did we miss the performances?
Laurie: Where have you two been?
Ryker: Enjoying life, Chica. How did the play go?
Berry: We're voting someone off, hope you had fun.
Ryker: [Winking at Jenna] We sure did.
Rayna: You and Ryker getting spicy… Gone get ya groove on Jenna.
Jenna: Stop it, it's nothing like that.
Heather: Pathetic.
Jenna: Excuse you?
Heather: You heard me. Pathetic. Ditching out on the challenge to hang with a boy. Pathetic. You remind me of Lindsay. Just another boy obsessed idiot who's not focused on the game.
-Confessionals-
Jenna: Fuck her. She doesn't know me.
Laurie: I can't believe my play bombed. Do people really think I'm that boring?
Shirley: Ryker is checking off all kinds of boxes for me!
Des: Laurie talked all that shit about being a writer, and we still lost. No wonder she didn't let us read her poems. They probably sucked.
-End Confessionals-
Chris: Celebrities, welcome to your second Elimination Ceremony. You all voted, so let's see who will face Ejection Rejection and prolong their stay in New York. I've got autographed photos of yours truly for… Berry.
Berry: Thanks.
Chris: Tay.
Tay: I'm Tay.
Chris: Shirley!
Shirley: Dass how we does it.
Chris: Ty.
Ty: Why thank you.
Chris: Des.
Des: Took you long enough.
Chris: Two bodies, one autograph left. Who will face Ejection Rejection? The worst playwright of our times, or the guy who went MIA all day? The final autograph goes to….Laurie.
Laurie: …That was close.
Ryker: What? AY DIOS MIO! What happened to having my ba- [Seat ejects Ryker into the air]
Chris: Our stay on Broadway has come to a close. But what drama will our train ram into next? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA: FAME GAMES!
-Confessionals-
Jenna: Ryker made me so happy. He was a breath of fresh air. And that was exactly the problem. Heather was right. I wasn't keeping my mind on the game. Someone like that was too much of a distraction. Hopefully he can forgive me for lying to his team about him trading secrets with me. I'm a competitor and so is he. I know he'll understand. I hope…
-Thank you for reading. It's been years. YEARS! My life's been quite crazy. I honestly don't even expect anyone to remember, but if you do, WOW, thank you for staying along on the journey. If you want to know the crazy story of where I've been for so long, just pm me. I'll be back regularly now. SO VERY SORRY TO ANY OLD READERS. And to new readers, your character may not be on here, but read Total Drama: Class is in Session! Then this. I think you'll like it. And you'll get your chance to apply soon enough. Have a great day!-
The Veterans
AJ "The New Underdog" by Zorbo678
Jenna "The Challenge Beast" by Mostawesomefanoftvshows
Elsa "The Huge Threat's Biggest Threat" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart
[16th Place] - Marie "The Potential Villain" by Adro02
Dre "The Loverboy" by Gayy4Animee
Steven "The Huge Threat" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart
Rayna "The Most Likable" by TheDaffodilQueen
Oliver "The Floater" by Pokerox27
The Celebs
[15th Place] - Derek "The Spritz Prince" by Totsalu
Des "The Renegade Rapper" by GenuineHarajukuDoll
Ty "The Elegant Twin" by LiquidJollyRancherz
Tay "The Wild Twin" by LiquidJollyRancherz
Shirley "The Country Bumpkin" by Commander Liv
[14th Place] - Ryker "The Fists of Furry" by Falcon56
Laurie "The Soulful Poet" by J.530
Berry "The Tabloid Phenomenon" by GwendolynD