CHAPTER 4:

OMG! A HOTSPRING!!!

"Room 317," Rukia opened hers and Orihime's room. "O," Rukia muttered.

"M," Orihime said.

"G" They both said in unison.

"This place is amazing!" Orihime yelled. She could have sworn she heard an echo. "Now that's just cool."

"This is really... AWESOME!!! I can't believe that we actually get to stay here for a week. This will be so much fun!" Rukia said.

"Aren't Kurosaki-kun and the others in the room right by us?" Orihime asked, looking at the wall.

"Yeah. Why do you always call Ichigo 'Kurosaki-kun?' He's not that important. He only calls you 'Inoue.' He never puts an honorific on the end. You must be really respectful," Rukia said, oblivious to the fact that Orihime was in love with Ichigo. Orihime would kill Rukia if it meant that Ichigo would love her.

"I don't know. I always put honorifics on the ends of everybody's names. I didn't know that there was anything wrong with that," Orihime said, pretending to have her feelings hurt. Even though she did it just to get "Kurosaki-kun's" attention.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! I just thought it was weird. I don't call Renji 'Abarai-kun.' I guess I'm just not used to it."

"Room 318. This place better be good," Ichigo muttered as he opened the door.

Ichigo dropped his key.

Uryu dropped his book.

Chad stood there. What was the big deal?

"That is wicked sweet," Uryu said, adjusting his glasses.

"This beats spending time at the clinic," Ichigo agreed.

Chad gave a nod of improvement.

"What are you going to do first?" Uryu asked. He had planned on heading to the hot spring and relaxing. And reading his book.

"See what time dinner is. I'm starving," Ichigo said. They all heard a growl that agreed with his statement.

"Ooh... how pretty," Rangiku said. "This room is gorgeous. Don't ya think so, Captain?"

"It's all right. Now where is Momo? This is the only reason I came to this stupid hot spring."

"I... lied... I knew it was the only way to get you to come. Pretty smart, huh? I didn't think I was that smart, either. But I did hear that she might really come, so don't get your haori in a knot."

"You...hate...me... I didn't think it was possible, but you really do," Toshiro said, trying to get rid of his headache.

(I suggest rubbing your temples, Toshi.)

"Barrack Obama's in the lobby? Wow... I didn't think that someone assassinated him already. Daaaang..." Nemu stated.

In the lobby...

"BARRACK OBAMA!!! MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" one of the many fans called.

"I hate you," Tosen said to Aizen.