Disclaimer – I don't own Naruto
Behind the scenes Part I – Some of the Naruto characters being interviewed….
Interviewer: So, Sasuke Uchiha, they say that one your jutsus is fire, right?
Sasuke: That's correct.
Interviewer: So how do you produce such realistic fires?
Sasuke: Well, in some scenes I drink some booze and I "expertly" keep the cigarette lighter hidden behind my fingers and voila! Instant fireball! Plus I sometimes have a stunt double to do the more realistic fireballs…
Interviewer thinks: Ugh, all I have in my notes are just doodles… Oh, I think he's finished I'll ask him another question…
Interviewer: And how do you "activate" the sharingan?
Sasuke: Obviously I can't but in some scenes they make me put on contacts and they're really cool, especially the part where I earn my third tomoe, that one had to be computer generated and---
Interviewer thinks: Blah blah blah! God why do I have such a lousy job?!
Sasuke: I love to see how those people make money from buying my sharingan contacts!
Interviewer: Uhm… very interesting…
Sasuke: I know right!
Interviewer: Ok, Zabuza Momochi and Haku, since you two had such a short appearance in the first couple of episodes, how did you enjoy your short-lived acting?
Haku: It felt great! Even though people mistook me as a girl at first, the guys in the cast were mistaken too. There was this one guy who rammed into me by mistake and felt something that was completely unnecessary to a girl… but anyways… here's a secret from me to you… 'whispers' I'm actually both…yeah….
Interviewer and audience: (O.o) (O.O) (o.O) 'thinks' wow… utterly disturbing…
Zabuza: It was friggin' awesome! The styrofoam sword that they made seemed so damn realistic! When I wore those cow arm warmers or whatever they're called, I got a rash soon after! That's why I had to try over 100 different brands and when I was finished I had to stick with the soft, velvet ones –even though they look rough in the series-…
Interviewer wakes up: Oh! Um… you're allergic to cow?
Interviewer: Naruto Uzumaki, soon-to-be hokage and stuff… why are you considered as a hyperactive ninja?
Naruto: That's 'cause I'm like that, ok?! God! Why do you people jump into conclusions?!
Interviewer: Careful... Don't wanna go into that stage now do we? 'hides behind chair'
Naruto: You're right, 'cause if I wreck your studio, it's your fault, not mine. I'm pretty emotional and you're just… a… reporter….
Interviewer: I'm not a friggin reporter! I'm an interviewer! You're the one jumping into conclusions!
Naruto: Oh yeah! Why don't you try some of this bleep!
Interviewer: Yeah! Bring it on shorty!
Camera guy: Cut!! Cu--- oh crap he's turning into it he's gonna kill us a---
Interviewer: Ino Yamanaka and Sakura um…
Ino: Ha! See Sakura! I told you he'd remember my last name!
Sakura: That's because my last name was never mentioned in the series Ino-pig!
Interviewer: Whoa, calm down girls, lets not turn this into a Jerry Springer show…
Both: What's Jerry Springer?
Interviewer: Oh right… anyways, how is the rivalry between you two important to the show?
Ino: We don't know, it's just part of the script, but we actually were like this before the show and that's why the acting in the show is so well-done thanks to me!
Sakura: Thanks to you! You good for nothi---
Interviewer: Um… Chouji Akamichi…. Do you feel concerned about your weight at all?
Chouji 'smiles': No… not at all… 'starts to get mad' I like it when people call me fatty or steal my last potato chip!!!!
Interviewer: Ok, I think you need to get some counseling there… fatty.
Chouji: 'twitches' What did you call me!
Interviewer: Wait! I didn't mean it! I di---- 'spots a potato chip' Oh! I think this is the last potato chip! Looks good! 'munches on it'
Chouji: OK!!! THAT'S IT!!!!
Interviewer now covered head to toe with casts: You, Shikamaru Nara, do you think you play a huge role in the show?
Shikamaru: Yes, because without my intellect they would be a sad bunch of little ninjas… 'sigh' so troublesome….
Interviewer: I know what you mean…. 'thinks about casts on himself' so troublesome….
Shikamaru: 'in a very bored voice' Troublesome….
Interviewer: Oh, now you want a battle? Fine!
Shikamaru: Don't make me use my Shadow Possession Jutsu…
Interviewer: I'd like to see you do it!
Shikamaru: Ok, you asked for it….
Interviewer: Damn… this feeling… I can't move!
Shikamaru: Now let's play chicken now shall we? 'gets out a shuriken'
Interviewer: crap! I remember this scene! 'gets out a pocketknife'
Shikamaru throws shuriken and leans back when the pocketknife reaches close to his head
Interviewer leans back and hits the wall, falling into a state of unconsciousness
Camera guy: 'sigh' not again… so troublesome….
Interviewer: Stupid damn kids, I'm lucky to be alive… anyways, Neji and Hinata Hyuuga, how do you have byakugans?
Neji: It's so obvious! How can you explain it? Lets see… we wear contacts and when we summon they just computer generate it! Just like Sasuke Uchiha!
Hinata: Y-yes, that's how they do it with us…
Neji: 'whispers' say something more interesting Hinata-sama
Hinata: um… I like hot dogs…
Neji slaps forehead
Interviewer: I hate my job…
Interviewer: Ok… I'm getting nowhere in my interviews… um… Rock Lee?
Lee: Yes!
Interviewer: What do you like to do?
Lee: Enjoying my great youthfulness! Training with Gai-sensei makes it even better!!!
'Gai comes in'
Gai: Oh there you are Lee! What are you doing with these people? Oh! I know! You've gotten popular!!!!
'both start running towards each other'
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei!!!
Gai: Lee!!!!!
'both hug each other and a sea scene appears in the background'
Interviewer: …
Ok this is just part 1 of the behind the scenes, I'll try to post up the second part soon… So plz review! (no flames)