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My teddy-bear!

I do not own One Piece.

Ultra One Piece Fan: "I loved writing about the bear hostage."

Voquo: "But it's funny to see Law fidget."

Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin: "You cannot save Bepo. What about Bonney?"

Page-Mistress: "Shh, quit running my plot bunnies!"

Zeronumber96: "Glad you thought it was funny."

SunflowerIce: "It is cruel, but damn funny as well."

Clumsy0132: "Thanks for the love."

Spadille: "I don't think Law uses it as a proper adjective/suffix. He just says it to anyone, so I'm keeping it."

xLostStar: "Law has to save Bepo from the evil pink-haired devil."

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Bonney raised her hands, signaling for Sanji to stop. He lifted the knife and stepped back.

"Guess you do love your teddy bear," she taunted, walking over to the man. When she stood but a foot away she ordered, "Now apologize for stealing my pizza and getting me in trouble!"Revenge is so sweet. Look at you sweat.

Law clenched his hands to his sides. "How did you know about Bepo?" he asked, anger lacing his usually calm voice.

She smiled sinisterly, before grabbing a previously unnoticed laptop from a small table. She pressed play on a video causing a very familiar redhead appeared on the screen.

Teeth gritted in response. "You!" Law hissed, staring at the smirking face of one Eustass Kidd.

"Hey Assfuck," the man smirked. "Not happy to see me? Well now you know how I feel every time I have to see your ugly mug," he grinned. " Bonney told me you were giving her a hard time and I just can't leave an old friend out in the cold."

And just as quickly as that smirk graced his face, it abruptly melted off, replaced by searing anger. "Plus I hate you! What the hell gives you the right to sign me up for a gay porn magazine subscription? ! No one shuts up about it and every time I cancel it, another one shows up on my doorstep. If I get one more funny look when I'm with Killer, I will destroy you!" the redhead howled.

Despite the situation, Law grinning. Oh Eustass-ya...

Kidd sighed and continued. "I was saving these bear pics for the ultimate revenge, but Bonney offered to sponsor my latest project. Seriously, like I can't pick a lock-it's made of metal you dumbass," he sneered.

The rehead's grin grew even wider as he finished his message. "Oh and everyone knows about the damn bear. Me, Killer, Penguin, Casquette…everyone. Can't believe you actually kept the thing. Later, asshole," Kidd waved with an evil smirk.

The video cut off, leaving a stunned Law. But Bonney wouldn't give him time to process this.

She walked next to Bepo, grabbing the knife from Sanji's hand, who fainted at her mere touch. "Well, Bear-boy, what's it going to be?" And I'm recording this to share with Kidd later.

Law stilled, pondering what he could do. Begging was not an option. But he couldn't let harm befall Bepo. And all this information from Kidd was swimming in his head. I will get you Eustass-ya. Just wait. What he needed now was time to think…"How do you know, Eustass-ya?" he asked, hoping to stall.

"We both grew up in a little neighborhood called South Blue. He lived a few doors down from me. Neither of our parents were in much so we took care of ourselves. Kidd's one hell of a partner in crime." She smiled, remembering her childhood fondly.

Law smirked. He had a plan. "So you played together. How very quaint."

Bonney glared at Law. "Quiet bear-boy or I'll slice his cute little nose off." She threatened, with her hands on her hips.

"Does tormenting others turn you on, Bonney-ya?" Law asked, in that eerily calm manner that pissed Bonney off.

Confused, Bonney stared at him. What the hell is this creep going on about?

"Miss. Bonney, I can see proof of your arousal." He said pointing at her chest, implying that her nipples were hard. This had better work or I'm screwed.

The pinkette froze and looked down in mortification, while Law sprinted to free his beloved bear. He didn't have much time so he pulled his trusty scalpel from his pocket and cut the ropes, grabbing his friend and then taking off. Bonney blushed heavily when she realized that she had been bamboozled. You jerk! That was a low blow!

"Sanji get him!" she ordered, but he pervert was passed out due to the massive nosebleed which resulted from thinking about what Law had said. Little hearts danced in his eyes. Bonney stomped her foot in frustration, kicking the blonde hard in the side. "Useless idiot!"

Law ran out the door, and down the street. No one will ever hurt you Bepo.

"I WILL GET YOU BEAR BOY IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" the angry woman shouted form her porch.

Law ran all the way home. When he got there he examined Bepo for any sign of injury. Aside from a bit of dirt on him, no doubt from being tied up with those filthy ropes, the bear was fine.

The brunette breathed a sigh of relief as he went to wash his bear. The washer was too rough, so Law took the stuffed animal to the sink for a good hand-washing.

"There all better." He said, drying off Bepo with a hairdryer. When he finished, he examined his bear in the mirror…something was off but he couldn't put his finger on it…

That's when he noticed that this bear still had its tag. The same tag which Law removed (very carefully with a precision grade needle as to not injure Bepo) because it bothered him. This wasn't Bepo! He grabbed the tag and read, "SUCKER!" in bold pink lettering.

While he stood in horrid silence, in disbelief that he had been tricked, the phone rang. In a trance he picked it up.

"Hey bear-boy, did you actually think I'd be stupid enough to just leave your bear out in the open? I know how sneaky you are, Kidd gave me a heads up. I still have Bepo and these lovely embarrassing pictures. And now I know you love this damn thing,"she sang as he sputtered in shock.

"You're sentimental enough to want your Bear and not a fake one, so if you want it back, in one piece that is, I'll be seeing you tomorrow. We're going to have so much fun. Sleep well, teddy bear baby," she cackled before hanging up.

Law's eyed narrowed. You will pay dearly for this Eustass-ya. And you too Bonney-ya, right after I get Bepo back …

The young surgeon settled into a fitful sleep, unable to relax without his bear. He had nightmares of Bonney and Eustass torturing his old friend…

Across town, a certain pinkette slept wonderfully, a white teddy bear curled up beside her as she dreamed of pizza and donuts.

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