Mulder and Scully entered Skinners office to be greeted by an angry looking Assistant Director
"Sir you wanted to see us?"
"Sit down Agents" Mulder and Scully sat and waited for Skinner to talk "I was going over your budget for your last case, when I noticed something unusual, you seem to have blown it by an extreme amount, care to explain to me how you manage that agent Mulder?" Mulder shifted uncomfortably in his seat, Scully glanced down
"Well you see sir…"
"Cut to the chase Agent Mulder, I don't have all day"
"Well I was driving down a one way street and I thought I saw something off to one side, so I glanced sideways and the next thing I knew, I ran into the back of a car" Mulder glanced down "It was just a ding sir"
"4000 dollars, is not just a ding.."
"Sir, we did call you but you were unavailable at the time, so we got on to AD Leon and he cleared it, she was going to sue if she didn't get her money" Skinner eyed both of them suspiciously
"Since AD Leon is currently out of town at the moment, until I can clear this matter with him, you two, starting now, are reassigned to do back up checks for the rest of the week"
"But sir"
"Do you want to make it two weeks?" they both went quiet "I thought not, now Agent Scully you are assigned to section D2, and Agent Mulder…"
"What? Your splitting us up, but Sir I need…" Mulder complained,
"You need what?" Skinner and Scully eyed him Suspiciously
'you always have to speak before you think don't you Mulder' Mulder thought franticly, then gave in before he got himself into more trouble
"I need to know my section sir" he said with a sigh, Skinner smiled inwardly
"B3"
"B3? But sir, you can't expect me to work down there, that's the girls section"
"I know Agent Mulder and I'm sure you'll fit right in, you start immediately, I'll send someone down to make sure you both reach your right areas and don't somehow get side tracked on the way" Skinner Smiled "That will be all, Agents" Mulder and Scully sighed as they retreated for there areas, they walked down the hall towards the elevator, Scully with her hand in her pocket groaned loudly as she realised what section she had
"D2, Mulder, isn't that the boys section?" Mulder and Scully stopped and looked at each other "the boy section with Agent Myers in it" Mulder nodded as they continued towards the elevator
"At least you don't have the girls section"
"Mulder doesn't the Agent Michelle harp work in that section?" Mulder stopped mid stride, he turned to Scully
"How many bullets do you have in your gun?" Scully turned as the elevator doors binged
"There's only enough for me" she stepped inside, leaving Mulder behind "see you at lunch" the doors closed, Mulder got one last look at his partner, he sighed and looked at his watch, only 10am
"3 hours till lunch, better go face music" Mulder made his way to section B3, on the way he tried Scully's cell phone but it was switched off, he was missing her already,
He reached the door and prepared himself,
'Only one week, how hard can that be?' Mulder pushed the door opened and entered and all he could hear was…
"I heard that Agent Taywood was the one who pushed the money up to 220, did you know that Agent Fairland crashed his car the other day into a ditch, a ditch of all places, oh yeah I also heard…" Mulder swore under his breath, Agent Harp was perched on a desk chatting non stop about anything and everything, chatting non stop until she noticed Mulder walking across to an empty desk, She smiled broadly and slipped off the desk, she casually made her way over to him
"Agent Mulder so what do we owe this pleasure?" Mulder sat down, she perched herself on the edge of his desk, like a vulture on her prey, all the girls stopped work and peered at him
"We've been reassigned for the week, so…" she cut him off mid sentence
"Over the budget thing, I wondered why it went so high, but the car and the ding, it made a lot of sense" Mulder just stared at her dumbfounded, how did she know about that already "oh don't worry, it'll be our little secret, so where's your partner?, you and her never part"
"She was reassigned to the boys section" Mulder said as casually as he could,
"oh, boys section" she smiled and slid off his desk
"what's that suppose to mean?" Mulder asked as she walked away
"oh nothing" she said innocently
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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Scully made her way towards section D2, she was already dreading what was to come, not only that but she had to keep her hand covered while she worked, she wasn't quite sure how she was going to do it, on her way down the hall she noticed the first aid kit on the far wall, she stared at it for a moment, she had an idea, she walked over to it, she made sure no one was watching and took a bandage out of it, she slipped into an empty room and started to bandage her hand, she heard voices coming down the hall, she quickly finished up and slipped back out the door just in time as two Agents rounded the corner, Scully hastily made her way to section D2 with her new bandaged hand, she reached the door and hesitated
'Only one week, how hard can that be?' Scully held her breathe, opened the door and walked in, at first no one seem to notice until she walked over to an empty desk and sat down, the desk that happened to be opposite facing Agent Myers, Agent Myers looked up a bit puzzled then his lips parted into a broad smile
"well well well I never thought I'd see the day when Agent Scully would be under my command, I heard what happened" Myers was the head of this section any new people would have to go under his thumb, Scully didn't reply, she went to turn on her computer on, everyone was watching by now, curious to see the out come "what? Not talking today?" She still didn't reply but gave him a stern look then returned to her computer, Myers grinned, he loved a challenged, especially if the challenge was Dana Scully, Myers stood up and walked across to her desk and sat on the edge, he noticed her bandaged hand
"what happened to your hand? It wasn't bandaged this morning was it?" he asked
'Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away'
"Skiing accident" She said seriously as she could, Myers of course didn't believe her but played along any way
"Right? Skiing accident, so how about dinner, beautiful?" Myers smiled changing the subject, leaning more across the desk
'Doesn't this guy ever give up?'
"Don't you have work to do or something?" Scully said angrily "a hole to crawl in maybe"
"Aw, now that's not a very nice thing to say, especially when you know you don't mean it"
'to kill is to murder, to kill is to murder, to kill is to murder…'
"believe me, I mean it" Scully said quietly to herself, she started to searched through a stack of papers on her desk, but Myers was quick enough to put his hand on top of the stack, stopping her, Scully took a deep angry breathe, she could hear people whispering in the back ground
"he is so going to get it…"
"he's got a death wish…"
"talk about flirting with death…"
Scully let her breathe out slowly, she was at boiling point inside
"I'll pick you up at 7 then" Myers tried again, he could see she was fuming inside but he loved to annoy her like this, it was like living on the edge
'To kill is to murder, but not if it's self defence'
"Agent Myers" Scullys voice was icy cold
"Yes Agent Scully?" Myers said suspiciously
"Did you ever hear about the last man that organised a date without getting my full cooperation…" Myers shook his head
"No?"
"Well, lets just say he's ten feet under now" She smiled at him, Myers looked a little concerned
"there's nothing on your record about anything like that" Scully leaned forward so only Agent Myers could hear
"That's because nobody knows about it" She leaned back and smiled at him, Myers took the hint and quickly went and sat down at his own desk, Scully sighed and went to answer the phones
'Only one week, how hard can that be?' Scully picked up the phone
"hello, this is Agent Scully how may I help you?"
"Chloroform, need chloroform" Scully smiled at the desperate voice on the other end
"it's not that bad is it" She asked
"Are you kidding me, she won't shut up" Mulder was longing to hear Scully voice, or someone else's apart from Agent Harps "Don't you hear her?" he held the Phone in the air slightly, Scully could hear Harp talking 100miles a second "Do you hear what I have to listen to, she's like a News broadcasting radio that never gets turned off"
"well you could try to turn her off" Scully suggested
"Believe me Scully I've tried, She hasn't got an off switch, she just keeps going on and on, did you know that 50 of the bureau likes their coffee black, did you know that and that's only a fraction of what she says" Scully laughed slightly
"Mulder I have to work" Scully was well aware people were listening in
"Don't leave me Scully" Mulder pleaded "I swear if I have to listen to another rumour I will go insane"
"Mulder you went insane a long time ago, I have to work, I'll see you at lunch"
"Scully don't…" Scully hang up on him, she didn't want to but the walls were listening, she looked at the clock 10:30 only a few hour til lunch, Scully started typing on her computer, when that voice came back
"So Spooks has the girls section uh" Myers said casually
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh nothing" he turned back to his computer
"What's that suppose to mean?"
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Ok I hope you enjoyed it
Tell me what you think thanks for all reviews
I was going to have the ring exposed Monday but I might tortured them for a few days what do you think and reveal it later in the week, let me know if that's what you want
By the way does anyone know if FBI people carry handcuffs around with them
And what episode does Mulders dad die I can't find it
Ps does everyone want it ring exposure to be in front of everyone or by one specific person and what person would that be
I got an anomous reviews for Scully or Mulder to take Myers down, I would like to know which one does people want to take him down
I will shut up now let me know if you liked it Hahaaha