"Welcome ba—"

"George Weasley! How dare you—"

"—To our show—"

"And you Fred Weasley! How could you let your brother get a tattoo?"

"Mum, listen—"

"Yeah, Mum, I got a tattoo as we—"

"Don't you even start with me! I watch your show! I know what you did!"

"Dammit, George. We really need to remember to turn the cameras off—"

"Fred Weasley! Are you interrupting me? And swearing while you're at it? Well, you listen here- both of you! I'll give you a tattoo to remember!"

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"Geo-George?"

"Don't…talk…Fred. It's too…painful."

"I have never hurt more in my entire life. This is worse than the time she caught us turning Ron's hair purple…"

"Worse than when she found out about Weaselys' Wizard Wheezes."

"Worse than when she found out we skipped half our classes in Fourth Year."

"Worse than the time we blew up half the house with our experiments and then had to fix it before Mum came home."

"When did we—"

"…."

"Oh, yeah…That was just last week wasn't it?"

"Fred, I think more than just the house was affected by that potion that exploded."

"Hey!"

"Oh shit. You know what I just realized, Freddie?"

"What George? You know, I'm still mad about that comment."

"Oh get over. It was a joke. Come on, you can take a joke, can't you."

"….."

"Anyway, let me get back to my tirade. Hem, hem."

"Hey! Don't bring back bad memories, Fred."

"Jeez, I didn't even think of that toad until you said that. Now will you please let me get back to my rant?"

"Fine."

"Thank you. Finally. Oh SHIT! I just realized. The cameras are still on."

"Wait, that's your rant? All of that trouble for cameras? You appall me, brother."

"No, George. I was going to rant about something else entirely. But I just realized that if the cameras are still on…then everyone saw what just happened and what we said…"

"So, you're saying that everyone saw us get our asses handed to us by our mother?"

"Er… no. Well, that also. But Mum just found out that we blew up the Burrow."

"Shit."

"I know."

"How long do you think we have before she Apparates?"

"!"

"Well Georgie, I'd say we have a good two seconds' head start."

"Shit."

"Hell."

"Damn."

"Iheard thatyoutwo! Just wait until I find my wand!"

"We are—"

"—so dead."

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"Why, George? Hwy did you have to say anything?"

"Don't worry Fred. I've learned my lesson. I will never underestimate the power of an angry Molly Weasley again."

"Hmmmph. You can say that again."

"I will never—"

"It was rhetorical, idiot."

"Oh. Right. Hey, Fred? Do you get the feeling we're forgetting something? Something important that was supposed to happen today?"

"Nope. Now let's get home so I can heal these bruises and watch Netflix and never leave the couch again."

"I love Muggle inventions."

"Me too, Gred. Me too."

**You know what? I don't even know. I figured Molly Weasley would give her children the smack-down if they ever hurt themselves (with a tattoo) or the Burrow (by…er…blowing it up =) ). So, there you have it. My crazy-ass mind. Really, I don't know where it goes sometimes.

Oooh. A couple of things before I forgot.

First, as per usual, some shameless pimping. I am rewriting my story, A Girl Possessed, so check that out as soon as the first chapter's up. Which it should be, soon. Just look for "A Girl Possessed: Official".

Second, look up Frank Dillane. My lord, that boy is hot. And I'm not even Catholic. ;) Seriously, he is amazing. He played Tom Riddle, Jr. in the Half-Blood Prince. Wooot!

Third, I am trying to update my stories more consistently. I know, I know, I say that every time. But this time it's for real! It's almost the end of school (2 and a half months!) so I will definitely be using homework time for Fan Fiction. LOL, I'm such a procrastinator. Speaking of, I need to start my homework. Toodles!

Don't forget to R&R&A (Read, Review, and Alert)

~Andiee**