Hello people, this is Arson here. This is rated M for lemons. - Arson Uzumaki.
The teen spies were currently walking to their car which they had parked a few blocks from the beach to avoid the outrageous parking fees in the parking lot and as a way for Clover to work of the imaginary fat that her rival Mandy said went from her thighs to her toes. Although many men would reassure her that her figure was quite slim, Clover had taken her rivals words to heart and had insisted that they walk part of the way to the beach.
Reluctantly Clover's friends had parked the WOOHP SUV that Jerry had allowed them to borrow because their usual car was in the shop, and had followed her on her trek to the beach.
The group was now walking back to the car with the girls a little ahead of the boys. In the middle of the female trio was Alex who had been trying to avoid interrogation.
"Alright Alex spill it we want to know everything", Sam said with concern and slight annoyance.
"You heard her Alex 'fess' up and don't leave out the details", Clover said excitedly with a smirk.
"Okay well last night it got really cold so I took a blanket and wrapped myself up. I was going to give it back but-''
"Alex", the shout/groan from her friends had interrupted before she could finish. Both Sam and Clover face palmed because the confession they had gotten was not what they had expected.
"No Alex we're asking when you hooked back up with that cutie Martin", the blonde said with a devious grin.
Alex suddenly felt nervous and risked a peek behind her at Martin who was talking with Edward and Tate about a movie she hadn't heard of. Alex refaced her friends and pushed both her index fingers together like one of the girls from her favorite manga. "Well I didn't really "hook up" with him per say. A guy bumped into us and we sort of ended up accidently kissing. After that things got a little heated!" Alex said with her face apple red from embarrassment.
"You two must have been burning up, what with the way you two were rubbing on each other" Clover remarked with a sly grin.
"Clover please take this more seriously. Alex has only met Martin twice and they almost went for a home run, if weren't for our interference." Sam said while shooting a stern glance at Alex.
"Uh hello Sammy this the twenty first century, nobody still uses homerun to describe 'getting some'. Besides I can't blame Alex for wanting to jump that. You've heard what they say about Canadian men, right?" Clover asked with a lecherous look.
Sam was bewildered as she couldn't think of many things regarding Canadian males with the exception of a few recent celebrities who she didn't really care for. Alex was in a similar position. 'I wonder what maple syrup has to do with boys from Canada being so popular', she thought.
Clover seeing that her companions were clueless did a dramatic sigh and began her explanation. "According LA Ladies magazine special hunk edition, Canadian boys are…. Hung like a STALLION" she finished with a squeal and looked back at the object of their discussion.
Both Sam and Alex blushed heavily as they secretly imagined his size and length.
Hey peeps I'm going to cut it short because tomorrow is the beginning of my schools finals and I have to Study (F#CK MY LIFE). But it is what it is, so you guys and gals next time.