Gaz in Wonderland

by duskhunter2

Gaz has been having strange dreams for longer than she can remember, but a mad chase after a certain Game Slave stealing robot and a thoughtless leap into a strange portal turn her reality into the odd world that could only result from a mix between Alice's and her own. Rated T just in case, you never know what I could throw in later.

4. The Frylord and the Tabledrone

Chapter 4- The fry-lord and the table-drone

A.N.: The tune to this song is the one from the original Alice in Wonderland (Disney's). The fry lord is Sizz-lorr -from the episode: the frycook what came from all that space. And the table drone is Bob, from the episode Hobo 13.

"The story is called: The fry-lord and the Table-drone." Keef said "Or the story of the curious plooka." Iggins added. Music started playing out of no where and Keef and Iggins broke into song, much to Gaz's (and everyone elses') annoyance.

"The sun was shining on the sea
Shining with all his might
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
And this was odd because it was
The middle of the night

The Fry-lord and the Table-drone
Were walking close at hand
The beach was wide
From side to side
But much too full of sand

"Mr. Fry-lord," said the table-drone
"My lekku begin to perk
We'll sweep this clear in half a year
If you don't mind the work."

"Work? The time has come," the Fry-lord said
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and tasty snacks
Of nachos and The Tallest
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings (Gaz growled, stupid vampire piggies!)
Calloo-Callay
No work today!
We're nachos and the tallest"

Oh, uh, Plooka, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Would be a sheer delight
Yes, and should we get hungry on the way
We'll stop and, uh, have a bite?

But Mother Plooka winked her eye
And shook her hairy head
She knew too well
This was no time to leave her Plooka bed
"The sea is nice,
Take my advice
And stay right here," Mum said

Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha, ha
The time has come, my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and tasty snacks
Of nachos and the tallest
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings, ha ha
Callo-Callay
Come, run away
With nachos and The Tallest!

Well, now, uh, let me see
Ah, a loaf of bread is
What we chiefly need!
Listen, how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
Well, yes, yes, splendid idea, ha ha!
Very good, indeed
Now, if your ready, Plooka, dear.
We can begin the feed.
Feed?

Oh, yes, the time has come, my little friends
To talk of food and things
Of peppercorns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings!
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's fit for The Tallest
Calloo-Callay
We'll eat today
Like Nachos and The Tallest!

I, uh, weep for you. I (hic), oh excuse me
I deeply sympathise
For I've enjoyed your company, oh much more
Than you realize
Little Plooka? Little Plooka?

But answer, there came none
And this was scarcely odd because
They'd been eaten
Every one!"

The song finally ended after what seemed like forever. "That was a complete waste of time. Do you know how far that stupid robot could have gotten with my Game Slave by now? I should kill you both, but fortunatly for you I'm in a rush." And so she beat them up very quickly and continued on through the forest of mushrooms and meats.