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Chapter 4

Date Me, Bet Me

Besides Sakura Sasuke hated the new combined school. The girls were annoying besides Sakura. The classes he hated besides when they had Sakura in it which most of his classes he did have Sakura in them so it wasn't that bad but still. It had been two weeks since the schools had combined and he still had made little progress in trying to get close to the pink haired girl with an addicting feisty temper. Never in his short life had he ever had such a hard time getting a girl to like him. All he had to do was look at them and they swooned and right now he partially wished she was the same way. All confrontations had failed miserably in him trying to get closer to her. Her friends were cool. They at least politely talked to him instead of making sarcastic remarks about him. Though Ino could be as bad as Sakura at times but then again Sakura provoked her to help in torturing him. He was sitting in his math class. Asuma was boring the crap out of him. Talking about something like a formula that he had no idea how to do. Slouching in his chair he just looked at the board in the front where the notes were. He jotted something down every once in a while to make it look like he was doing something. This was really boring.

Sakura had just sat down from singing. She liked her music class but her teacher was seriously bipolar. One minute she was cracking a joke and the next yelling at them about laughing at her joke. Her mind wandered to the past two weeks. How many times had he tried it. 'Five.' Yes, that was the number. Five different times had he tried to get her to go on a date with him.

*First Attempt*

Sakura walked into her history class on Thursday. The one class she had alone with Sasuke. Sitting down she noticed Sasuke hadn't walked in yet. She was rummaging through her bag trying to find her homework when a loud commotion made her head turn towards the door. Karin was squealing and had once again latched herself to Sasuke's arm. Sakura had to hold in her laughter. She loved seeing Sasuke in such an uncomfortable situation. Upon seeing her he made his way towards her actually prying off Karin before he sat down.

"Getting some amusement out of my misery?" he dully asked.

"Why yes, I actually was. I was sad it had to go away." she smiled innocently at him while he glared at her.

"I'm surprised you haven't collected some fanboys at least." he smirked thinking he had gotten her.

"Well, I actually do. But you see the boy doesn't think he is one so I prefer stalker."

"Who?"

"Wow, pretty boy you can be dense. You see how I see it is like this. You hate your fangirls because they cling to you. My fanboys don't cling. They pester. So I have decided that my boy is a stalker."

"That doesn't answer who?"

"Wow you still didn't get it."

"Get what?" he was getting annoyed. She laughed.

"Sasuke you are the little stalker/fanboy. I mean admit it. You are always trying to talk to me and failing miserably as well as trying to outwit me. Please. I am not that dumb. Give me some credit here." His eye twitched. Stalker. Was that what he was? Oh, heck no!

"I am not a fanboy or stalker."

"What would you classify it as?" He thought about it.

"Wanting to get to know someone."

"Your way of getting to know someone is stalkerish. Especially when the stalkeree doesn't like you." Their conversation ended when Kurenai walked into the room.

For part of the classes ativities they were paired up. Sakura was silently but profusely cursing Kurenai for sticking her with none other than Sasuke. Were all the teachers out to get her too? They were currently discussing the history of Konoha. Sakura wasn't that interested though.

"This is boring." she bluntly stated. When she had been going to Oto High they had learned the exact same thing except it was about Oto.

"Hn."

"You have great vocabulary."

"We could talk about something else." he smirked. Sakura narrowed her eyes. A feeling told her she wasn't going to like the conversation.

"Like what?"

"Your history." Man he didn't miss a beat.

"My History? And what about my history?"

"Why you don't like guys."

"That really is none of your dang business."

"Ok then. How many dates have you been on?"

"Why the heck would you want to know?"

"So what if I asked you on a date?"
"If you are insinuating that you are. The answer. NO!"

'The nerve of the man. My history my butt. Who does he think he is. Oops already answered that question.'

*Second Attempt*

Sakura was in the student store on campus. Ino was driving her crazy in the room so she decided to take a walk and ended grabbing a few snacks. Though the plan was just wandering around and getting junk food it didn't consist of running into Sasuke. Literally. She was walking out of the small store when she hit something hard and falling on her rear end. She planned on glaring at the person so when she looked up and saw Sasuke it wasn't a glare but an oh-my-gosh look.

"You really are a stalker." she concluded.

"No you just can't resist being near me." he smirked

"Arrogant jerk." she muttered. He offered her a hand but she didn't take it. Getting off the floor and dusting herself off she walked away from the teen. Though he persistently followed.

"Have you thought about going on a date with me?" 'wow this guy likes getting to the point.' she thought.

"Hm, let me think. No."

"Why?"

"Let me think again. Maybe because I don't want to." she picked up her pace to get away from him.

She slammed the door to her and Ino's room. The blonde girl looked up.

"What happened? You look the same as when you left."

"Sasuke happened. He asked me out again."

"Wow twice in three days. That has got to be a new record for him and you." she laughed.

"Not funny."

That was his second attempt and it failed. She didn't even think as the third attempt as an attempt to date her just an attempt to piss her off. She shook her head she wasn't even going to think about that one. The fourth that was way to cliché. The whole passing notes in class to get a date. She did like burning the paper in her science class though. The fifth that one irked her though. 'Dumb Ino.'

*Fifth Attempt*

Lounging on her bed Sakura was finishing some math homework for her class. She had just finished the last problem when her phone began to vibrate. Looking at the caller all it said was anonymous.

Arching an eyebrow she decided to open it.

Meet me at the cafe.

'Who the heck?'

Who the heck r u?

She waited for a text back

a friend

Name please

how bout p.b.

p.b. WTH

nickname u gave me

pretty boy eh

good job. Now meet me at the cafe

not on ur life

fine. Go out with me

loser. What r u trying to do

trying 2 get u 2 go out with me

not going to happen. How did I get my number anyways

that's a secret

WHO!

Chill. A friend of yours

Ino

good guess

delete the number and NEVER text me again

definitely not going to happen

she looked at her phone. Ino was so dead. And indeed when Ino came back to the room she had to deal with a thoroughly pissed off Sakura.


Sakura hadn't received any more text messages from him but she knew he still had her number. Life was seriously not going her way. Before she knew it the bell had rung dismissing them to go to their next class. P.E. A class with Sasuke. The text incident was on Saturday and this would be the first time she will have seen him since the incident.

Making her way towards the locker rooms she quickly changed before going and sitting in the bleachers. The others had made their way out to join her. They were talking when Anko boomed into the gym followed by Gai. The students looked at their teachers.

"Today we are going to be combined for P.E." Anko started. Grumbling could already be heard. "We will be playing soccer so get your rears to the field." the students filed out until all were on the field awaiting orders.

"It will be guys vs. girls so get ready ladies." the girls groaned knowing the boys had the advantage. Sakura and Tenten looked pleased though. They were actually good at soccer. The girls began to warm up as did the guys. Sakura and Tenten were appointed captains. Anko blew a whistle and Sakura and Tenten came over to her as well as two guy captains none other than Sasuke and Neji. Sakura rolled her eyes at seeing Sasuke while Sasuke smirked at her.

"We will flip a coin to decided who starts." she flipped a coin. The girls called heads. It was tails.

"We give them the kickoff." Sasuke said.

"Whatever." Sakura sighed.

"We will start in a few minutes." Anko said before turning away. Sakura and Tenten were turning around when something caught Sakura's wrist. Turning she saw the Uchiha.

"Yes?"

"Want to make this game a little more interesting?" She narrowed her eyes.

"How?"
"How about a bet."

"What kind of bet?"

"If boys win you go on a date with me."

"And if girls win you don't talk to me for a week." Sasuke's eye twitched.

"Fine."

"Good, now let me go." he did so. She walked back towards the girls

"What did Sasuke want?" Ino asked.

"A little bet." Sakura mused

"What kind of bet?" Tenten inquired.

"If boys win I go on a date with him."

"And if girls win?" Ino said/

"He doesn't talk to me for a week."

"Thats rich. Nice going girl." all three congratulated her.

Sasuke walked up to the boys.

"What did you do teme?" Naruto asked.

"Just made a little bet with Sakura. If the boys win the game she goes on a date with me."
"And if we lose." Neji asked stoically.

"I don't talk to her for a week."

"That's harsh." Shikamaru stated.

"They won't win." Sasuke said confidentally.


The whistle blew for the game to begin. Both sides took their positions. Sakura lightly tapped the ball to Tenten who then dribbled it up the sidelines. She passed to a girl named Yumi. Yumi dribbled the ball and then passed to Sakura. Sakura took a shot. Aiming for the upper right hand corner. The goalie couldn't get it. Sasuke looked stunned. They just freakin scored! Sakura walked past him.

"Like that?"

"Me, you 6:30. Saturday."

"That's not what the score says." she flicked her ponytail and ran to the other side of the field.

At halftime Sasuke was pissed. The score 2-1 favor of the girls.

"Man, Sasuke you are going to be beat by a girl." Naruto laughed.

"Shut up. I will not lose to a girl." He moved back on the field.

It was almost the end of the game. There were only five minutes left before the game was over. The score. 3-2 favor of the girls. He couldn't believe he was losing to a pack of girls. The boys had the ball. He knew the seconds were ticking. A boy Tayo took the shot but unfortunately missed. Anko blew the whistle. His eye twitched. He lost! He freakin lost to a girl. Not any girl but Sakura. This was not good. He turned to walk towards the sidelines. He could see Sakura getting high fives from her friends. They apparently knew about the bet. Picking up a water bottle he made his way back to change in the locker rooms. When he got there he saw Sakura waiting for him.

"Well Sasuke." she mused clicking her tongue. "Sorry but you lost. So no talking to me for a week. Have fun with that." she started to walk away.

"Don't worry Sakura. I will get a date with you and before you know it you will be begging to go out with me." He said snidely.

"Oh, I don't think so. That's what Karin and her bimbos do." She waved her hand. "Talk to you later. Or more precisely. Next week."

Sasuke punched the wall when she was out of view. This really pissed him off.

Ok so how was this chapter? Hope you enjoyed it. I had fun writing this chapter. I thought it was funny. I like the no talking thing. Its just funny to me. Don't worry Sasuke will get his revenge! Sorry for grammar mistakes.

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