The Hellsing Files

by ToMakeMeTame

There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.

4. Pip

The Hellsing Files

-Pip

Alucard phased into Pip's room, grinning evilly. The mercenary was asleep, sprawled out on his bed and drooling, muttering something that sounded suspiciously like "Seras, will you go to-" Alucard raised his eyebrow, staring at the Captain for a few moments before launching into his evil plan.

"Piiiiiiip..." he murmured, sinking into the shadows, out of sight. "Piiiiiiip..."

Pip woke with a start, clutching his blankets to his chest. "Hello? Who iz there?"

"Piiiiip..."

Not being able to see the culprit, Pip fainted in fear, and Alucard phased back into the basement, laughing hysterically.

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Moral- This is what happens when Alucard gets bored. And yes, Pip fainted. If you have a problem with that, then we'll sic Shay and Akai on you (you'll meet them later).