(A/N: hello again people! I'm back with Chapter 4! Let's see how the rest of these crazies are doing while the aryan coconut tidies things up a bit shall we?)
Chapter 4: Sabotage Stew!
"Ymir are you sure this is necessary?" Christa asked looking at her and her lover's attire. Her and Ymir were both dressed in black cat burglar suits and sneaking in back of Armin's Bakery."of course this is necessary! " Ymir replied grinning. "We're going to break in and Sabotage Strawberry Shortcake's food, and once people start to get food poisoning from here, they'll be coming to us in no time"
Once they snuck in through the back door, the two girls found themselves in the kitchen where all of his baking utensils and cakes were on display. As far as they could see nobody was there, and it looked like it had just been cleaned."It's so cute in here!" Christa exclaimed looking around in awe."even some of his mixing spoons and spatulas have bows on them!" Ymir cringed "yeah, too cute" she said looking at the girly decor of the kitchen and the bakery. "How a guy can even live in this frilly dump is beyond me!"
Spotting the Stocking cupcakes that were on display in front, she pulled an odd looking powder that resembled sugar from her pocket and sprinkled it on them and a few of the chocolate cream filled donuts nearby too. Truthfully, Ymir wasn't sure what this powder would do, but hopefully it'll do it's job and run Armin's customers out of there.
"hee hee hee alright Christa that should do it!" The tan girl said. "I can't wait to see the look on Strawberry Shortcake's face when he sees his customers puking there guts out!" She froze however, when she felt something rubbing up against her leg purring."what the-?" Looking down,her eyes widened at the sight of a humungous super fat,super fluffy, angry looking white cat with a ribbon tied around it's neck.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Ymir screeched looking at the deranged looking mass of fur."what a cute Kitty! " Christa cooed picking up and hugging the grumpy looking cat. The cat purred in content looking at Christa."THE HECK IT IS LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Ymir said grabbing Christa's hand and bolting out of the back door.
A few minutes later, Armin reappeared walking back upstairs to the kitchen wearing his frilly white apron and chef hat on with his headphones on top of his head. Spotting his cat, he turned down his music and walked over to the fluffy beast and picked it up. "Goodmorning Mr Whiskers! Did you have a good night's sleep?" Armin cooed. Mr Whiskers yawned in response and then snuggled his little pink nose on Armin's cheek. "Meow!" The cat replied.
Armin giggled and set MrWhiskers back down on the floor. "Well, I better open up shop" he said flipping the closed sign on the door to open. Within minutes the whole place was invaded with hungry women. "Goodmorning Sweetie Minaj!" He heard Eren say coming into the shop. "Morning pancake ass!" Armin yawned writing down orders at the counter next to the cash register.
Eren was wearing a fluffy grey cat hoodie today with a black T-shirt underneath and black skinny jeans. His feet was adorned with designer grey and black checkered Chuck Taylor's. "Damn is it packed in here!" He said looking at all the women. You'd think there was a Victoria's Secret sale in here! "Need any help buddy!?" He called over to the blonde.
"Yes please!" Armin called back over to Eren."Help me take these orders!" Eren quickly slipped on his roller blades, put on a spare apron, and started going around taking orders and bringing out sweets to the ladies. "Thank you Eren!" Armin said catering to a table of cute black girls. Eren gave him a little thumbs up and continued taking orders."these are so good! "A black girl with brown hair and hazel eyes said. ," yeah white boy over here knows how to cook!" Another black girl with burgundy hair and dark eyes said." My man at home can't cook for shit!"
"Thank you ladies" he said winking at the two women. "Aww how cute is he?" The blonde haired cooed looking at Armin."And he called us ladies!" The burgundy woman said with hearts in her eyes." How many guys call there girls ladies anymore? "'Armin blushed at the two women's compliments at walked over to Eren who was holding down the cash register and watching Armin." Hey Armin, how come you always get girls and all I got is Mikasa?" Eren asked in jealousy.
As if on cue a little black cat with dark grey eyes and a bored expression appeared from behind Eren's Bored looking cat had extra long fur on her head with bangs in the front, making it look like she was wearing a human girl hairstyle. "Umm because of my polite charm, brains and cuteness?" Armin smiled picking Mikasa up and petting the extra long fur on her head making her purr.
"Oh fuck you Armin" Eren pouted childishly."I could be cute too if I wanted too! See?" Looking at a random woman, tried to give her a cute puppy dog pout, but it came out looking more like an angry puppy instead. "Aww you're so cute! look just like my pet chihuahua!" The woman said ruffling up Eren's hair and walking away.
"See that! I'm cute!" He smirked triumphantly. Armin laughed at this while still holding Mikasa. "IT'S A MIRACLE!" The two boys heard a girl screech happily from across the shop. "Huh!?" They both said turning to the source of the outburst. A pretty red headed young woman with humongous jiggly bouncing breasts came rushing over to the two guys.
"Who made this cupcake!?" She demanded holdings up one of Armin's Stocking cupcakes. "This little gnome over here!" Eren said pointing to Armin. The red head turned to Armin with sparkles in her eyes and hugged him, suffocating him with her breasts in the process."OH MY GOD THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" She squealed happily. Tears of happiness poured down her cheeks.
Now normally,Armin secretly wouldn't mind having boobs in his face but this woman was really making it hard for him to breathe! Eren pried his half dead friend from the massive cleavage and raised an eyebrow in confusion. "I don't get it, what did he do?" The Brunette asked." he made a miracle cupcake that's what he did!" The woman replied. "This morning I looked like this!" She continued holding up a selfie of her. She looked exactly the same except that she was flat as a board in the picture.
"And now, thanks to this little cutie's cupcake, I look like THIS!" She squealed grabbing her new pair of double d's. Every woman in the shop now paid attention to what the woman was saying in awe. The next thing Eren and Armin knew, a stampede of women were making a mad dash towards the Stocking was a scene out of The Hunger Games. All of the deranged desperate women were clawing and battling each other for the tray of cupcakes.
Armin hid behind the counter in fear while Eren was on the counter pointing Armin's bottle of icing at the crazed customers."Back you hot savages! Back i say!" He threatened with Mikasa and Mr Whiskers hissing and scowling at the women. Ymir and Christa who had been watching across the street and peeking through the windows with binoculars looked in dumbfounded at all the commotion.
"What the actual fuck !?" Ymir said."Christa hand me that bottle of powder again!" Christa nodded and handed over the powder. Ymir's jaw dropped when she read the label. It read "Female Growth Hormone" ,"SO EVERYONE IN THERE IS GOING TO WALK OUT WITH HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD BOOBIES!?" She screeched.
Christa sweatdropped as Ymir continued to as this was happening, a cute brown haired woman wearing a high ponytail watched the madness going on from inside another restaurant in confusion as she stirred her pot of beef stew while crunching on a potato. "I wonder what's going on over in Armin's place?"she thought out loud to herself
(Lol that's it for chapter 4! See you later with Chapter 5!)