Commercials
By: Dark Moon
Author's notes:
Clow: What no disclaimers?
DM: I warned the reviewers that I am not saying I don't own Cardcaptors and it's characters again. *fumes*
Clow: Okay, if you say so. ^_~
DM: I've wanted to use this Idea for ages and now is the perfect opportunity.
Sakura: What are you doing?
DM: A Bo knows commercial using Eriol.
Eriol: What! Why?
DM: Cause you think you know everything but you don't. And you guys left me here when you took that trip to Dreamworld.
Seth: I didn't know you wanted to go. The others told me you were too busy working to come.
DM: WHAT!!
*Eriol, Yue, Clow, and Li cower under the couch.*
DM: Eriol, makeup. The rest of you better watch your backs cause I'll get you. You don't know when and I don't know how but I'll get you.
Character # 5- Eriol
Eriol knows Basketball
Eriol runs down the court bouncing the ball, dodging the huge players that try to take him down. With a flying leap he dunks the ball in, hanging off the hoop with a shout of victory. The score is fifty to zero. Zoom in on dark blue shoes.
Eriol knows Baseball
"Help!" Eriol shouts.
"Cut! Eriol get down from that basketball hoop, we have other stuff to make you know." Dark Moon shouts up to him.
"I can't get down."
*sigh* "Can someone please get Eriol down from there."
Suppi flies up and Eriol climbs onto his back, relieved.
"Are you alright?"
Eriol nodded, "Then let's get back to work. Action!"
Eriol knows Baseball
Eriol watches as the pitcher eyes him. With a signal from the catcher, the pitcher throws the ball and Eriol hits it, the ball soars into the air and out of the park.
"It's another Home Run from the Mighty Eriol!" the announcer shouts and the crowds screams as Eriol runs around the bases, jumping on Home plate. Hands raised in the air, he flashes his hundred watt smile making the girls swoon. Zoom in on dark blue shoes with a sun sign.
("Get it, sun sign, sunshine. I crack myself up." DM is roling on the floor laughing while everyone sweatdrops at her lame joke.)
Eriol knows Hockey
Eriol shakily skated on the ice rink, maneuvering the puck between his stick.
"That doesn't sound right." Eriol said, then slipped on the ice.
"What's wrong with it?" DM looks questioningly at him.
"It sounds....dirty. Change it."
"You're such a hentai. I didn't notice it until you said something."
Eriol blushed and got up on shaky legs. "Are you going to change it or what?"
"Fine, fine don't get your knickers in a bunch."
Eriol wobbly skated on the ice rink, maneuvering the puck with his hockey stick.
"Much better." Eriol sighed.
"Hentai!" DM shouted.
The opposing team tried to keep up with his speed but they could not catch the young boy.
"I am a thousand years old, thank you very much."
"Fine." they could not catch up to the OLD MAN!!!
Using his skill and a little magic, the puck flew into the goal post and the game was over. Taking his victory lap, Eriol's grace failed him as he slipped on the ice again and knocked his whole team to the ground. Zoom in on hockey skates with a moon and sun sign.
But Eriol don't know Quidditch
Eriol hesitantly sat on the broom. Catching on to his fear, the broom rose in the air and flew haphazardly around the field. Eriol screamed his head off as it dived into some rose bushes and came zooming out with no Eriol on it. Zoom in on dark blue shoes.
"Why is he not good at Quidditch? Cause Quidditch doesn't require Magic Eriol's the shoes fit for a sorceress."
"I am a sorcerer NOT a sorceress!!!" Eriol shouts.
"Sorry, typo. The shoes fit for a sorcerer."
Zoom in on dark blue shoe with the sun and then a crescent moon on top of it.
"That's right Magic Eriol's. You can do anything in these shoes except play Quidditch. Unless...Hey Eriol wanna try getting on the broom again!" DM shouts.
"What are you, nutz! I wouldn't get on that thing even if you paid me. I'll take a flying guardian anyday." Eriol limps inside the house muttering about cursed brooms and crazy directors.
"Get your Magic Eriol's today. 1-800-COOL-SHOE."
DM: I love this commercial. But not as much as the Toya bunny one.
Li: Why, because you haven't seen the Harry Potter movie yet.
DM: No, and I'll see it when it comes out on tape.
Yue: But it won't be as good as seeing it in the theater will it.
DM: Shut up you two.
Clow: It's a free country, I think.
Tania: Come on you guys, leave DM alone. She's still worried about that last fic she did.
Riana: What fic?
Tania: That one where Sakura has a mean step father and Yue beats her up in a fight then Clow takes her home and Toya takes care of her.
Everyone: WHAT!!
DM: Gee thanks, Tania. I did not want them to know about that one. *starts running*
Tania: Oops sorry.
Everyone: Get back here! We want a word with you!
DM: Nyah! Gotta catch me first.
By: Dark Moon
Author's notes:
Clow: What no disclaimers?
DM: I warned the reviewers that I am not saying I don't own Cardcaptors and it's characters again. *fumes*
Clow: Okay, if you say so. ^_~
DM: I've wanted to use this Idea for ages and now is the perfect opportunity.
Sakura: What are you doing?
DM: A Bo knows commercial using Eriol.
Eriol: What! Why?
DM: Cause you think you know everything but you don't. And you guys left me here when you took that trip to Dreamworld.
Seth: I didn't know you wanted to go. The others told me you were too busy working to come.
DM: WHAT!!
*Eriol, Yue, Clow, and Li cower under the couch.*
DM: Eriol, makeup. The rest of you better watch your backs cause I'll get you. You don't know when and I don't know how but I'll get you.
Character # 5- Eriol
Eriol knows Basketball
Eriol runs down the court bouncing the ball, dodging the huge players that try to take him down. With a flying leap he dunks the ball in, hanging off the hoop with a shout of victory. The score is fifty to zero. Zoom in on dark blue shoes.
Eriol knows Baseball
"Help!" Eriol shouts.
"Cut! Eriol get down from that basketball hoop, we have other stuff to make you know." Dark Moon shouts up to him.
"I can't get down."
*sigh* "Can someone please get Eriol down from there."
Suppi flies up and Eriol climbs onto his back, relieved.
"Are you alright?"
Eriol nodded, "Then let's get back to work. Action!"
Eriol knows Baseball
Eriol watches as the pitcher eyes him. With a signal from the catcher, the pitcher throws the ball and Eriol hits it, the ball soars into the air and out of the park.
"It's another Home Run from the Mighty Eriol!" the announcer shouts and the crowds screams as Eriol runs around the bases, jumping on Home plate. Hands raised in the air, he flashes his hundred watt smile making the girls swoon. Zoom in on dark blue shoes with a sun sign.
("Get it, sun sign, sunshine. I crack myself up." DM is roling on the floor laughing while everyone sweatdrops at her lame joke.)
Eriol knows Hockey
Eriol shakily skated on the ice rink, maneuvering the puck between his stick.
"That doesn't sound right." Eriol said, then slipped on the ice.
"What's wrong with it?" DM looks questioningly at him.
"It sounds....dirty. Change it."
"You're such a hentai. I didn't notice it until you said something."
Eriol blushed and got up on shaky legs. "Are you going to change it or what?"
"Fine, fine don't get your knickers in a bunch."
Eriol wobbly skated on the ice rink, maneuvering the puck with his hockey stick.
"Much better." Eriol sighed.
"Hentai!" DM shouted.
The opposing team tried to keep up with his speed but they could not catch the young boy.
"I am a thousand years old, thank you very much."
"Fine." they could not catch up to the OLD MAN!!!
Using his skill and a little magic, the puck flew into the goal post and the game was over. Taking his victory lap, Eriol's grace failed him as he slipped on the ice again and knocked his whole team to the ground. Zoom in on hockey skates with a moon and sun sign.
But Eriol don't know Quidditch
Eriol hesitantly sat on the broom. Catching on to his fear, the broom rose in the air and flew haphazardly around the field. Eriol screamed his head off as it dived into some rose bushes and came zooming out with no Eriol on it. Zoom in on dark blue shoes.
"Why is he not good at Quidditch? Cause Quidditch doesn't require Magic Eriol's the shoes fit for a sorceress."
"I am a sorcerer NOT a sorceress!!!" Eriol shouts.
"Sorry, typo. The shoes fit for a sorcerer."
Zoom in on dark blue shoe with the sun and then a crescent moon on top of it.
"That's right Magic Eriol's. You can do anything in these shoes except play Quidditch. Unless...Hey Eriol wanna try getting on the broom again!" DM shouts.
"What are you, nutz! I wouldn't get on that thing even if you paid me. I'll take a flying guardian anyday." Eriol limps inside the house muttering about cursed brooms and crazy directors.
"Get your Magic Eriol's today. 1-800-COOL-SHOE."
DM: I love this commercial. But not as much as the Toya bunny one.
Li: Why, because you haven't seen the Harry Potter movie yet.
DM: No, and I'll see it when it comes out on tape.
Yue: But it won't be as good as seeing it in the theater will it.
DM: Shut up you two.
Clow: It's a free country, I think.
Tania: Come on you guys, leave DM alone. She's still worried about that last fic she did.
Riana: What fic?
Tania: That one where Sakura has a mean step father and Yue beats her up in a fight then Clow takes her home and Toya takes care of her.
Everyone: WHAT!!
DM: Gee thanks, Tania. I did not want them to know about that one. *starts running*
Tania: Oops sorry.
Everyone: Get back here! We want a word with you!
DM: Nyah! Gotta catch me first.