This one came sooner, right? No much action here, just Reina and me insulting Luffy *kukukukuku* Review please!

*Choko-chi* Thank you *bow* I thought of some really interesting things. Actually, as I think about it it makes me laugh a lot. Hope you keep reading. :)

*917brat* Who said she had no Devil Fruit? Maybe she had, maybe she hasnt... read to know for sure, since there will be a really funny twist in the story.

Declaimer: I dont own One Piece or Harry Potter!

The wind was strangely quiet, as if it was expecting something to happen at any moment. Even the village was quiet as a medium height girl with a long dark hair, which was caught in a wet point-tail, passed through, sighing a little bit. Her skin was really white compared to her hair and she wore a simple wait dress that reached her knees, floating around along with the soft wind. On top she used a strange dark hat that didnt fit her head that well, looking a little bit big for her to use. "Where is everyone?" she thought as she looked around, not noticing a single living being. It was as if the town became a ghost town, even though there were obvious signs of life there. "Could there be a party or something? I can´t wait to see the fishman!" She thought once again and smiled, garbing her wet bag once again, starting to walk towards the the biggest building in the area, sure everyone would be there. "Meat, meat, meat, meat..." The girl sung slowly, laughing as she remembered the person who taught her that. Only Luffy, the meat maniac, could come up with something as crazy as that. "Luffy sure is strange..." she thought and sighed, letting go of her bag so it could fly in the air after her, not wanting to wet her dress even more, specially after just drying it. "Were is everyone?!" She said irritated, finally noticing a bunch of people ahead. With a smile, she run forward hopping to see those fishman she heard so much about, still wondering if she could eat them. "At least the octopus..." she thought as she approached everyone, noticing they were holding some kind of primitive weapons in their hands and had serious (some even scared and scary) expressions. "Hey, what is going on here?" she asked one of them but before they could answer, or at least notice her, the huge building collapsed rudely, covering everything with dust and dirt as minuscule pieces of the building flew through the sky and almost hit the audience, when a burst of wind hit them violently, making them change their course and fall somewhere far from there. "That was strange…" some of them said but shut up instantly as a sole figure rose from the wreckage, making the whole place hold their breath. "He… he won!" someone yelled and finally the face of the figure, which had been hidden by the sun until that moment, became visible and the strange girl smiled as she recognized that person. "Luffy…" she whispered, planning to take one step forward when the audience began celebrating like crazy, some of them crying from happiness, others yelled like crazy.

Confused, she turned around and noticed some marines approach that place with a really creepy smile on their face, making her wonder if they really weren't pirates in disguise. In her brief time on the sea, she meet some strange pirates who had the same smile on their faces, specially when had found some kind of treasure or something which could give them money. And every time it had happened, something bad had happened, forcing a bunch of marines to arrive there. Of course, with the knowable she had of marines through her bothers brief letters and gramps teaching, she never stuck around to find out what had happened after that. She did promise her grandfather not to get into trouble until she managed to find all her brothers, having to decide after that if she would become a pirate like those idiots or a marine like her grandpa. The choice was difficult, since she didn't wasn't neither to be a pirate, knowing it would bring too much trouble, nor a marine, not able to follow the orders of other people well. Well, she had to admit she hated rules and everything which was related to them, not being able to follow them even when she was still a child in her school. Just thinking about it and remembering how she got in trouble just because she wanted to help a friend made her laugh. Good old time…

Now, back to reality, the emerald eyes girl noticed she lost a lot of action, as she marines were now swimming away shouting treats to the air, since no one was listening nor paying attention. Once again, she looked for Luffy but he was gone, making her to glare at nothing angry as she was. "That idiot…" Not only she didn't manage to see (or eat) a fishman, she lost the person she was supposed to find. "Urg… this is so stupid…" she thought and sighed, turning around to ask someone if they knew where Luffy went but everyone was already gone, leaving her alone and pissed off. Why did she have to be such an air-head? Irritated as she already was, she turned around and stomped out of there, promising to kill the next person to piss her off.

As she walked by the still empty village, she got a glimpse of a beautiful ship, deciding to forget Luffy and fishman for a second and go to see it, drawn by it´s individuality. It sure was a strange ship, but there was something about it that made her feel safe and nice. "So cute!" She said, wanting to explore it and see closer. "I know right?" someone asked from behind and the girl turned around ready to kick someone in the face, stopping when she saw a person with a really long nose, covered in wounds and something that looked like… ketchup? "Is this your ship?" she asked with a nice smiled, taking that chance to examine the stranger. He didn't look that strong and she was sure she could beat it him seconds without having to make a lot of effort. He was a slim teenager with medium-length black curly hair and a light dark skin, with a really long nose. "Could he be a Pinocchio?" she couldn't help to think as the man smiled a little bit, clearly thinking she was weak. "Yea, it´s our ship!" He sure sounded pride about it, but what made her look at him with confused eyes was that "our" he used instead of "my". "Hm… are you a pirate then?" She smiled once again and he took a step back, not getting where that came from. Tully, how did she know he was a pirate? There was nothing about him that would give him out. Or at least he thought like that until she pointed up, making him notice the pirate flag. "Yea, that´s right! I´m the mighty captain of this ship! I have a hundred pirates under my wing waiting for my signal to attack!" The girl wasn't sure if he was laying or not, since he was trembling a little bit, but before she could answer a green haired person appeared, glaring at her with his strange orange eyes (they sure looked like orange, but who knows…). "Hey Usopp, who is this?" Yet again, the girl opened her mount to answer but for her irritation, more people appeared, making it hard for her to even start talking. "Hey Usopp, are we ready to sail?" A orange haired beauty appeared, holding some things in her hands she wasn't able to see, as a green haired swordsman followed her and jumped into the ship with ease, saying something about needing to sleep. "Beautiful lady, may I know your name?" A blond man who used a dark suit was holding her hand with hearts in the place of eyes, now irritating her completely. "Sanji, I want meat!" The last person finally appeared and the girl smiled, ignoring the blond guy and running forward, hugging the dark-haired boy with a straw hat on top, who just stared at her for some seconds, before smiling like an idiot and hugging her back. "It´s so nice to see you, Reina!"

"So you are Luffy´s sister? You don't really look alike, you know?" The orange haired girl started, as Reina remembered her name was Nami, the navigator of the ship. "No, no, you got it wrong!" Luffy exclaimed with his mount full of food, which earned him a glare from both Nami and Reina. "She is my adopted sister, or something like that…" Stupid as he was, he ignored their silent warning, ending up hit twice in the head. "It´s like Luffy said. They found me in a forest when I was eleven and from then on we were living together." She smiled a little bit when Sanji, the blond cook with some kind of lady fetish, approached with a plate and coup of juice, placing it gently on the brown table. "Here you go, Reina-chuan" Reina wasn't sure what was creepier, his manners or his words, but she kept it all to herself, conscious everyone else was clearly used to that. "Shanji give mhe mohe food!" Luffy yelled but the cook just ignored him, going back to his chores, which for some reason evolved staring at both girls from time to time.

"So you lived with Luffy all this time… I pity you…" Nami sighed ironically and stood up, remembering she had to check the curse they were taking. It would be bad if they end up in the wrong place just because she was careless. "Sanji, come with me." As she ordered, the cook went after her closing the door, understanding she wanted to give Luffy and Reina some time to talk, sure they had a lot to catch up. Amused, Reina smiled a little bit and sighed, pulling a note book out of her back-pack, holding a pen in the other hand. "Now, Dandan told me you didn´t write her like you promised…" Luffy gulped and stopped eating, looking at his sister with scared and confused eyes. "I just… forgot…" he said but the girl knew better. Even after trying for five years to teach him how to write and read, Luffy´s head was emptier then a magmatic intrusion after the eruption, with him somehow managing to forget everything he learned just some seconds ago. Sighing, she sat down again and gave him a smile. "It´s ok... I´ll write everything you want, ok?" Luffy sighed and relief and allowed Reina to start writing.

"Dear Dandan, and maybe Gramps if you are there

I managed to find Luffy! I´m so lucky, I know! Well, he was in the village I told you about last time. I think he defeated some kind of fishman named Arlong or Arlond... well, something like that. Anyway, I started at sail with him and his new crew in their ship. It´s so cute! You have to see it... maybe one day? Well, it´s named Going Merry. Well, I am fine in case you wonder, just a little bit angry since those fishman weren´t eatable... What a boomer. And here I was expecting to taste a delicacy...

Moving on. As I said I am travelling with Luffy for now, at least until we get to the Grand Line. As for those news I had about Ace and Sabo, they are at the Grand Line... Not sure where yet, my informant haven´t told me yet but he promised to give news soon, so I´m stuck with Luffy for now. Don´t worry, Garp-san, I wont let his get killed that easily. Now, he wants to say some things (and I will be writing, as he is a dumb ass and doesn't know how to write on his won *sigh* pitiful)

Hey everyone! It´s me Luffy. Everything is fine here. I managed to get a navigator, a cook, swordsman and sniper..."

"Hey, Reina! Why are you not writing their names?" Luffy suddenly interrupted her as she was about to finish the sentence, sighing as she lost her concentration. "Luffy, did you forget who your grandpa is? What do you think he will do when he gets the name of the people you are travelling with?" As he started at her without really understanding, she decided to continue the sentence, eager to send that message.

"and sniper. They are all good people, I know you would like them. And that´s all I have to report. I´m still going to become the pirate king!

And this is all he has to say... All he thinks is about meat and meat and meat and meat... Guess there is nothing we can do about him. We´ll write you soon again, after we get your replay. Don´t forget us. We miss you guys

Reina and Luffy"

As you can see, I jumped some parts since I didn´t want to change the canon story that much, but soon it will change...

Review and comment people! The more comments, more I will write!

Peace and Love

Kaggami-nin-nin