Ta-daaaaa! Guess who's back!

May: Ooh! Henry Ford?!

Wheeliefan101: ...uh, no.

May: Uh...K.I.T.T.?

Wheeliefan101: ...no...

May: Splinter?

Wheeliefan101: ...ug...it's ME!

May: And what are you doing here?

Wheeliefan101: Uh...

May: You should be writing romantic fics about Red alert and Hot shot! *starts dragging me out*

Wheeliefan101: Wait! Wheeliefan101doesnotowntransformersorintendthisforoffense so HELP MEEEEEEE!

#31 If Sentinel Prime tells you to stop talking during a meeting, that includes your mustache
Well how was I supposed to know my mustache couldn't talk?
I mean, Sentinel only told me "stop talking"
He never said "stop talking and that includes your mustache"!
This whole thing started when the Jettwins stopped by a town in that happened to have a gift shop
They picked me up a little talking keyring mustache because I couldn't go down there myself (more on that in the next rule)
I was so delighted with it, I kept pressing the button over and ove
It said "Well hello, there"
Such joyous memories...
Err, anyway...
Sentinel Prime said I had to attend this meeting where they were discussing how they could alert my parents to were I was
Ha ha, good luck with that -_-
I have tried many times
I have also failed many times
And, as we all know, when I can't do something, no one can
Anyway, I went to the meeting
I sat in the chair that was in the meeting
I listened to the meeting
I got bored from the meeting...all in a total of six minutes (my attention span increased! By one minute!)
While bored, I started asking random questions to the bots closest to me
They, of course, told me to shush
I, of course, paid them no heed what-so-ever
It was all fine and dandy until Sentinel told me very loudly to be quiet
So I HAD to be quiet because the whole entire room was staring at me
And, unsurprisingly, I got bored again
Since I couldn't talk, I had to make due with what I had
That, happening to be, the button for my keyring mustache
When Sentinel told me to be quiet, I politely shouted to him that I was being quiet
Then he not-so-polietly exclaimed that I most certainly was NOT being quiet
Which made me have to explain that I was being quiet, my mustache, however, was a different story
He then demanded to know why I had disobeyed his orders
I then told him I had not, he had never said my mustache couldn't talk
They then excused me from the meeting
Excused is a fancy word for "kicked out"

#32 Jazz's nun-chucks are not suitable substitutes for Wii motes
Brawn got us (me, Jetfire, and Jetstorm) a Wii so we would "stop harassing everyone"
And by everyone, he meant Team Athenia
I think those guys hate us now...
Ah, well
I'll just add them to the list!
Anyway, we had a Wii
We had the Wii games
We had the Wii motes
But Brawn forgot one thing...
The nun-chucks!
I mean, how are we supposed to play Wii Boxing without them?!
The answer came from above
No, really
I was thinking and then Jazz's nun-chuck fell on my head
Maybe the training room wasn't the best place to think...
Ah, well
JF, JS, and I turned into spies (ninjas was our first choice but Jazz was already a ninja and he was far more ninja-y than us so that plan was out) and got the nun-chucks
It was easy
Too easy
I should've known things are never that easy
But, at the time, I only wanted to PWN Jetstorm with my awesome boxing skills
Our plan backfired
Literally
Jazz's nun-chucks short-circuited, shot back and flew all over the place, knocking over a bunch of breakable but unimportant things
Like Sentinel Prime
Now you know why I couldn't go on the mission with the twins...

#33 I am not a little watchdog
While being lectured by Ultra Magnus, the topic of what would happen if Megatron showed up
The Jettwins (who had to be there to make sure I actually listened to the lecture) started saying that I'd start yelling at him like a little watchdog
Then the little oompa-loompas started laughing! (no, I'm not sure where I got oompa-loompa either...)
Which led me to think of a picture of me as a dog, barking at a sneaky Megatron trying to shush me
And, that made me try to draw it
Why?! WHY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Why did I try to draw it?!
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
I mean, it's not like I'm bad or anything
I'M THE WORST ARTIST TO EVER CROSS THIS GALAXY!
*sobs uncontrollably*
*sniffs and wipes away tear* I must stay strong
My drawing was so hideously ugly, I decided to turn to the dark side
Unfortunately, the dark was making scary noises so I came back to the right side
DARN MY WEAKNESS!

#34 Bungee jumping off the Sigma Supreme, no matter how awesome it may seem at the time, it is not a good idea
It was the twins' ideas
I wanted to know what free falling was like
So Jetfire and Jetstorm came up with bungee jumping
Halfway down...
I realized something very important...
...I'm scared of heights...(well, to be more specific, I was afraid of falling and going splat on the pavement like a little bug on the windshield of life)
By the time they got me back to the ship, I was a blubbering mess
Red alert, being the cold, sparkless, monster she was, told me I would get over it and sent me out of the med-bay
I couldn't even grill her about her relationship with Hot shot!
Rude!

#35 Do not start singing The Little Einsteins theme song when we start the ship up
Occasionally, on our seemingly meaningless drift throughout space, we have to stop
And if we have to stop, that also means, eventually, we have to start up again
This is a very thrilling experience for me because...well, just because
So, about the fifth time it happened, I started singing, "~We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through skies. Little Einsteins! Climb aboard, get ready to explo-"
Then I got the look from Sentinel Prime
The look that says "when-this-thing-is-in-the-air-it'll-just-be-you-and-me-up-in-space-and-as-you-know-no-one-can-hear-you-scream-for-help-in-space-so-you'd-better-not-try-anything-while-you-still-have-the-opportunity"
Or maybe he just thinks I'm weird
Hard to tell

#36 No dressing up as a superhero
I thought my plan was perfect
Absolutely Sentinel Prime-I mean fool-proof!
I could dress up in a costume, run around doing whatever I what wanted, and nobody would know it was me
Unfortunately, I forgot ONE small thing...
I was the only human on the ship...
The fool-I mean Sentinel Prime-had me in the brig in under two minutes
I really hate the brig :(

#37 Surf-boarding-er, AIR-boarding on the Jettwins when they're in vehicle mode
No matter how awesome it may have been for the first few minutes...it started going downhill real fast...
LITERALLY
Well...not LITERALLY literally
There wasn't a hill
But it did start going down
Well...not IT it
More like me
Yeah, I fell off
And start plummeting
Like a big ol'...ol'...thing that...plummets...
Dang, I may have hit my head harder than I thought...
Oh, don't worry, it wasn't from the fall
It was just from Jetstorm catching me when I was falling
Wait...the first time, I air-boarded on Jetfire, who has the power of fire...
But JetSTORM has the power of wind...
Hm...
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

#38 If you're cold, do not ask for a jacket
As read above, I was cold
I COULD have asked Jetfire to warm me up, but after the Great S'mores Incident of 2013...I decided it wasn't such a great idea
So I asked for a jacket
A simple, but doom-fulfilling question
They, of course, looked it up on the internet
Which led them to a certain article of clothing
Then...they...they asked..."Would Miss May be liking a straitjacket?"
Did they HONESTLY think I was insane?!
The worst part was...they were so serious!
And innocent!
I went under my depression blanket for a full 24 hours

#39 Do not make fun of my depression blanket
My depression blanket is my blanket I go under when I'm depressed so I can cry without being questioned about why my eyes were leaking bodily fluids
Believe me, it gets annoying after a while
Rodimus Prime told me to grow up
Right after I had finally gotten over my first Depression Blanket Retreat
His comment made me have to go through another one
The twins got real mad at him
Cause they had spent 25 hours apologizing to me
So Rodimus had to apologize to me

#40 No dressing up as a villain, either
I was just BARELY over my depression
Then...I saw Sentinel Prime's chin
Lemme tell ya, that chin could wipe the grin off the cheshire cat
So...I went to the dark side
...again
But this time, it was with a cape!
It was real fun with the cape
But...apparently it was not the dark side that held the cookies
It was the Jettwins
Darn twins...
Bribing me with cookies
...I love them so much :3

Wheeliefan101: *hanging upside down from ceiling* Yayz! I'm done!

Ironhide: ...what are you doing?

Wheeliefan101: Oh, you know...just "hanging around" *chuckle*

Ironhide: ...okay...HEY, MAY! SHE'S IN HERE!

Wheeliefan101: Wait, what?!

May: *comes in with bow and arrow* *shoots rope I'm hanging from*

Wheeliefan101: *falls* Ow...since when did you get so good with a bow and arrow?!

May: These are the author's notes. *starts dragging me away* Anything can happen *gets giant smile and skips* Now it's time to write Red alert/Hot shot fanfiction!~

Wheeliefan101: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm not good at writing romance fics! No! *claws at ground*

Ironhide: *watches whole scene while casually sipping oil* Wheeliefan101 would appreciate if you could give her dull mind ideas or grace her with your amazing reviews *sips oil again* But if you don't want to, that's cool too *sip*