-1Dirty Little Secrets

:desperately avoids bricks/stones/other hard objects that may be thrown at her: I'm sorry! I've had this chapter typed for a while, but before I could post it, I did something stupid and got my internet taken away. n.n;;; You know, this would've been up yesterday, but decided to hate on me and not let me upload anything. -.- Life's a bitch, ne?

So, yeah, enough with the excuses, lemme get this thing posted, ne?

… Don't forget how much I love you guys!

:runs:

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The incessant sound of life from the other rooms in the apartment finally roused Envy from his slumber. He groaned, glaring at the closed bedroom door, as if it were the poor chunk of wood's fault that he was awoken. He tried to pry himself from Ed's grip without waking him, but, though the flesh arm was removed easily enough, the automail was a completely different story. He struggled against the metal for a bit before just giving in and slumping back onto the bed.

Against the back of his neck, he felt Ed's lips turn up in a smile.

"You're an ass," Envy murmured.

Ed chuckled. "So I've been told. Alphonse informed me yesterday that he was in touch with the Colonel, and, due to 'extensive physical damage,' I've been given the day off."

Envy turned to face him. "And? I still have to be there, regardless of whether or not you are."

Ed's grin widened. "That's where you're wrong. You're staying here to take care of me."

Envy raised an eyebrow. "Oh, because you're in such bad shape, right?" he asked sarcastically. Ed nodded and closed the gap between them, catching Envy's lips in a chaste kiss. As the kiss deepened, Ed shifted his position, straddling Envy's hips and allowing his hands to wander a bit. His flesh fingers wandered to the hem of his uke's pants and…

The door to their room banged open. "Hey, Envy, I--" Wrath paused, taking in the scene; Ed's hand in a very compromising place, him in a very compromising position, and Envy's flushed face. "Oh, I didn't deserve that."

"Sure you did," Envy muttered. "What do you want? In case you couldn't tell, we're kinda busy."

"No shit…" Wrath grimaced. "I was going to ask if you two were going to be busy today, and if I could tag along… but…" With another grimace, he looked at the two, who had yet to remove themselves from each other's grasp. "I'm not sure I wanna be involved in that."

Envy gave him a toothy grin. "You sure about that? It'll be fun…"

Wrath shuddered and slammed the bedroom door shut, opting to, instead, follow Al around for the day. Envy smiled, then turned back to Ed. "Now then, where were we?"

Ed gave him a feral grin and attacked Envy's neck in a barrage of bites and kisses, totally catching the Sin off guard and tearing a gasp from him. Envy tossed his head back, giving Ed more access to his neck, all the while trying to dislodge his legs from under the alchemist. The younger raised an eyebrow and shifted just so, allowing Envy to remove his legs from their prison and wrap them around Ed's waist. Edward smiled and continued to lavish attention on Envy's neck. He bit at his jawline and trailed a line of kisses to Envy's ear, then trailed his tongue around the sensitive shell. Envy squirmed beneath him, trying to mask a moan and failing as Ed began to slowly and sensuously tongue-fuck his ear. Envy wrapped his arms around Ed and managed two words with what little function he had left in his mind-- "No fair…" He twisted his body and managed to pin Ed underneath him, successfully halting Ed's ministrations on his ear.

Ed glared up at the homunculus. "Okay, now, that's not fair, exploiting your strength to ruin my fun."

Envy smiled from his position atop Ed and placed his hands on his chest. "Don't worry, you'll like this," he purred, leaning down and grabbing the hem of Ed's shirt with his teeth and pulled it upwards. When he reached Ed's neck, he released it and trailed his tongue down his chest and stomach, into his navel. He dipped his head lower, teasing the young alchemist, making him moan and write in a mixture of pleasure and frustration.

Mismatched hands found their way to Envy's mop of hair and fisted it as the Sin continued to playfully nip and nuzzle around the one spot that Ed was most interested in him attending to. Ed finally got tired of being tormented and pulled Envy up gently, tugging on the thick strands of emerald hair, until Envy was eye to eye with him. The Sin raised an eyebrow.

"Can I help you?" he purred. Ed responded by cupping the back of the other's head and pulling him into a rough kiss. The alchemist's tongue snaked its way into Envy's mouth, exploring and tasting every bit of the luscious cavern, and Envy couldn't suppress the groan that escaped his throat only to be swallowed up by Ed's eager mouth.

Envy finally tore himself away from the alchemist and returned quickly to the younger's chest, trailing his tongue from Ed's collarbone to his chest and grinning up at him ferally before fastening his lips over a nipple. Golden orbs widened as a wave of pleasure overwhelmed him, and he threw his head back and bucked his hips toward the body that hovered above him. Envy bit the quickly hardening nub, eliciting a sharp cry from Edward, and Envy moved to the other, lavishing the same attention on it as was given to the previous.

Edward was painfully hard, and his grip on thought was steadily flying out the window. He believed he recognized something about clothing and it being a hindrance, and he decided to act upon this realization. Before Envy could react, he was back on his back, looking up at a very aroused and suddenly very naked Edward. He opened his mouth to inquire as to how in the hell he managed that one, but was shut up by Edward--particularly his tongue. It wasn't until the sudden feel of Ed's fingers gently playing at his entrance did he notice his lack of pants. Envy pulled away.

"How--" his inquiry was quite abruptly cut off by Ed swiftly inserting his index finger into him. Envy cried out, arching up off the bed. He tightened around Ed's finger.

"Relax…" Ed murmured, gently nuzzling Envy's ear.

"Here, you let me shove my finger in you and see how easily you relax," Envy hissed. Ed chuckled.

"Let me help you with that," Ed purred, inserting his middle finger in with the first. Envy's eyes misted over as he cried out again, wrapping his arms around Ed's neck and pulling himself up to press his body against Ed's.

"That didn't help!"

Ed began pumping his digits into and out of Envy's body, continually scissoring them so as to help both ease discomfort and properly prep him for something not quite so small. Once Envy seemed somewhat comfortable with the intrusion, Ed removed his fingers. Envy groaned.

"I was starting to like that," he complained. Ed lifted Envy's hips and placed his weeping tip at Envy's entrance.

"You'll like this a lot more," Ed promised, then placed his hands on Envy's slender hips and began slowly pushing past the tight ring of muscle. Envy bit his lip and wrapped his legs around Ed, immediately tightening his legs and forcing Ed all the way in. Edward gasped at the sudden tightness as Envy cried out, a few tears escaping the corners of his eyes and trailing slowly down his cheeks. Envy clutched the bed sheets tightly as Ed pulled almost all the way out and slammed back into him. Envy bit his knuckle in an attempt to remain silent, but couldn't hold back the cry that escaped as Ed repeated the action.

Ed's pace soon, too soon, became more frantic and reckless. He removed a hand from Envy's waist to wrap it around the other's throbbing erection, pumping it slowly, in complete contrast to his frantic pace. Quite suddenly, Envy cried out in ecstasy.

"D-do that… again…" he groaned. Edward complied, changing the angle at which he pounded into the other in order to hit his prostate repeatedly. The Sin could no longer hold back his cries. His hands clutched frantically at anything. Well, anything being Ed's shoulder and the bed sheets. He gripped the alchemist's flesh shoulder hard enough to bruise and the sheets hard enough to tear. Just as Ed began to lose control, Envy's breath hitched, and he let out a particularly loud cry, coming hard on his stomach and Ed's chest. As Envy tightened around him, Ed was forcefully pushed over the edge and followed immediately after, losing himself in a brilliant flash of white light as he was immersed with a pleasant, tingly feeling. He vaguely remembered to pull out of Envy before he collapsed on top of him.

After a brief reprieve, Envy lazily reached out and grabbed a discarded bed sheet, wiped himself and Ed off, then stretched lazily, snuggling up to Ed and peacefully listening to the sounds outside their window. They spoke of a busy city at noon; children laughing and playing, commuters traveling down the road, the occasional car, city folk exchanging gossip, their front door slowly opening and shutting…

He and Ed shot up, immediately turning toward the bedroom door. Envy hopped out of bed and slunk toward the closed door, pausing to press his ear against the cool surface as a wave of blue light enveloped him, leaving him, once again, fully clothed.

The distinct sound of footsteps out in the living room met his ear. Ed opened his mouth to speak but Envy hushed him, motioning for him to join him at the door. Ed quietly stepped out of bed and grabbed his pants, pulling them on as he made his way to the door. His brows furrowed as he noticed the sounds coming from inside the apartment. He turned to Envy and raised an eyebrow.

"Alphonse?" he whispered.

"I doubt it," Envy whispered back. He placed his hand on the doorknob. "Al would've said something when he came in…"

Ed nodded, then paused, noticing a lack of noise. He and Envy looked at each other, then Envy yanked open the door to find--

Nothing.

Both men looked around cautiously, then back at each other.

Ed was glowering at nothing in particular. "Well, that was a whole lotta hype, and for what? It was probably a rat. This place is infested, I swear…"

Envy looked skeptical. "I don't think a rat could open up the front door and traverse that much of the front room in that amount of time." Ed's expression hardened.

"Then what the hell was it?"

Envy opened his mouth to reply, but his response was abruptly cut off as the door to their left slowly swung open.

"Perhaps the question is not what, but who?"

Envy paled, immediately stiffening. He whirled around, a fierce snarl marring his pretty features.

"What the fuck are you doing here, Greed?" he growled lowly, immediately taking on a fighting stance.

Greed smiled. "Now, is that any way to greet your brother, Envy?"

Envy snarled, "You aren't related to me, you ass, and you deserve a worse greeting."

Greed raised an eyebrow. "Such as? A smack on the wrist?"

Envy made to lunge at Greed, but as he moved toward him, he began to feel a sudden draining of his energy, as if the life were being drawn from him. He stopped, brows furrowing in confusion, as he was forced to lean against the wall for support. Edward took a step toward him.

"Envy…?" he murmured, placing a hand on the other's shoulder. Greed smiled, holding up a minute fragment of bone. Envy's eyes widened, and he quickly sucked in a breath.

"Where in the seven hells did you get that?" he hissed, glowering as Greed merely grinned.

"I don't think that's too terribly important at the moment. The more pressing matter is--" he paused as his Ultimate Shield form was summoned, quickly covering him in a coat of diamond-hard solidified carbon, "--how're you going to get it away from me before I kill you?"

Edward's eyes narrowed, and he clapped his hands together, the familiar and reassuring rush of alchemical energy surging through his body. Greed laughed.

"Aw. Sweet. Lookie, Envy, your lover's protecting you," Greed growled. Envy glared, but could do nothing. Ed, however, could.

Well, at least, he thought he could.

Before he could even make a move to subdue the nearly invincible homunculus, Greed pulled a fire poker out of the room he had come out of and shoved it through Edward's stomach and into the wall Envy was leaning against. Envy's eyes widened, then filled, and he stumbled to his lover, only to be restrained by Greed and nearly collapsing as the shard of bone from his previous body got closer. Greed smiled and, making eye contact with Ed, pressed it to the skin of the back of Envy's neck, forcing the shard in and shoving it deep under the skin. Envy let out a cry of pain, weakly trying to swat Greed's hands away and remove the shard. Greed tsked.

"Now, now, I can't have any of that," he muttered, grabbing a rope and tying Envy's wrists together behind his back, then ripping a strip of cloth from Envy's shirt and gagging him with it. Ed began feebly pulled at the poker in his stomach, gasping for every breath and fighting back tears as he was forced to watch his Envy hurt, helpless. He began to put more effort into removing the poker from his stomach, but to no avail. He was forced to look on helplessly as Greed hefted Envy onto his shoulder and walked past him. Envy cast him a final, hopeless look as Greed carried him past his lover.

The door slammed shut.

Ed's head fell, and his whole body slumped. The pain in his body was entirely forgotten, the pain of his loss being far worse.

One tear made it's way down his cheek.

As the searing pain in his stomach finally began to make itself known, he swore that, on pain of death, he would find Greed and make him regret whatever he planned on doing to his koi.

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OMFG, it's amazing how much I hate that ending….

Anyway, I'M SO SORRY!

Life has been hectic. I'm working on a term paper, it's Christmas time, both my grandfather's are in the hospital, my friend just got DDR…

Yeah, that last one was kinda out there, ne? But she did, and I've been playing the hell outta that thing. I love DDR!

I got a new puppy, too! His name's Pepper, he's a Yorkiepom (mix of a Yorkie and a Pomeranian), and he fits easily in both my hands. He's black and I LOVE HIM TO DEATH! X3

:sighs heavily: Well, it's currently 2:10, and I'm about to die, so…

Please feel free to comment, complain, compliment, or criticize (like my crappy lemon. Did you hate it? It's my first! Be gentle:cowers: )

Ja!

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