A/N: Now it's time for a not really requested crack pairings. And I realized I have not replied to the anonymous reviewers…
Demolition Panda-Really? Great, I feel happy! Hm.~ I will probably do those pairings. :D
Your BFF-Jeez, thanks. You revealed my name to the world. I'll reveal yours then, Diana. Jerk. I'm granting your request now, by the way.
Well…time for some America x Poland. (Yes, America JUST has to top. Otherwise, he would be mad. *Rolls eyes.*)
-Phone-
Poland was sitting down in his crisp, sparkly pink skirt. He was wearing a rather nice looking cardigan on top of his blue tank top. He was holding out his pink phone, and was typing rapidly on it.
I wonder who he was texting. Usually, you would think it's Lithuania. But it is actually someone else.
To: The Hero
Like, hi Americaaaaaaa!
From: Like, Poland
Poland smiled, pushing the send button. He loved texting people, especially his new-found friend, America. Because he is totally awesome sometimes.
-:-:-
With America
America's phone vibrated. His phone was sitting on a wooden desk. And the phone was vibrating very loudly. I mean, so loud that you can even hear it from the Bathroom. And guess what? America was currently handling his business in the bathroom.
"Dude, phone. Shut up!" A certain American yelled from the bathroom. He gripped the sink handle, and turned the nob. Water rushed out of the sink, all at once. America rinsed his hands, and pushed the bathroom door open.
He rushed to his room. His gloved hand picked up the red phone. He saw that the text was from Poland, his friend.
He looked at the phone, and checked the text. He read it, and decided to text back.
To: Poland
Ohhh…Hai, Poland! Wassup?
From: The Hero!
To: The Hero
Like, I'm just totally shopping right now! :D
From: Like, Poland.
To: Poland
Dude, awesome. What are you shopping for?
From: The hero!
To: America
Haha. I changed you from the "Hero" to just America. :P And I'm like, totally shopping for some cute clothes!~ :3
From: Poland
To: Poland
What? DUDE! NO! KEEP ME AS THE HERO ON YOUR PHONE! D:
What, in the girl's section?
From: The hero!
To: America
Lol, I won't. Teehee.~
Yes, like, of course! All of the clothes here are just adorable! xD
From: Poland
To: Poland
Awww….D:
How can you stand crossdressing, dude?
From: The HERO!
To: America
Well, prove to me that you are a hero! ;D
Well.~ It makes me feel good! You should like, try it someday! :D
From: Like, Poland
To: Poland
Oh, I totally will! HAHAHAHAHA! I will save you from some evil dude! HAHA!
…..How about no?
From: THE HERO! HAHA!
To: America
Okay, then.~ That seems like, legit! ^_^
Why notttttt? D:
From: Poland!~
To: Poland
Because the hero always saves the girl! But wait..you aren't a chick. You have a penis.
BECAUSE. I AM THE HERO! HAHA!
From: The hero, yo!
To: America
Well, meh.~ It like, doesn't matter.~ 3
Okay!
I'm like, totally bored. *Pout.*
From: Poland.
To: Poland
Don't worry, because the hero will go and save you from boredom! HAHA!
So yeah, like…what do you want to do, dude?
From: THE FUCKING AWESOME HERO, OH YEAHHH!
To: America
You like, will? OMGEEZERS! LIKE, THANKS!
Let's like, go on a date thing! :D It would be like, totally fun!
From: Poland, like totally!
To: Poland
Hehe, no problem, dude!
Um…a date? Okay, there's no problem the hero will face! Haha!
From: America
A-A date? America didn't really like the sound of being called gay, so he was grateful that Poland looks like a girl, anyways.
America smiled, put on his jacket. And went to save his….boyfriend.
Oh yes, the phone is most defiantly god.
A/N: As you can also see, I changed my penname. xD
Oh yeah, I probably characterized Poland horribly. And got America out of character….
So yeah. Sorry.
Next theme is Crush! Which pairing sounds best for that?