Dear Shinji,
Have you seen my bra? It sudden disappeared and you know... you're into that kind of stuff.
Did you take it?
If you did, give it back. I am not in the mood for one of your dumbass jokes.
I don't give a damn if you're a captain, it pisses me off when people take my personol stuff.
Sincerly,
Lisa.
P.S I will kick your ass if I find out you're hiding it somewhere.