\(^▽^*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*^▽^)/

A/N: (*´ο`*)=3 This chapter killed me. Ahhhh it's so bad too! Alright I actually have things I need to say,
1) First of all I have chosen to post my chapters before my Beta reader like reads them, so I'll change them once they get back to me. Sorry if you don't like it that's just what I'v chosen to do.
2) I'm Sorry for posting late! I just had so much stuff to do and I was litrally crying because of all the hw. _| ̄|○
3) You all may not know this but when I do the Kanji it sorta switches POVs not totally but it kinda is what the character would say if they were talking in 3rd person. Ah ah hard to explain Ik ik. \(--)/
4) Well Sakura haters are gonna like this one!
5)Please help me guys! I'm not the best writers but I really want to be better tell me if I can do things better please I'll really apprichiate it. (apprichiate is not spelled right i am aware ―(T_T)→)

Disclaimer: owns Naruto, Naruto is gay.


A pair of bright blue eyes slowly opened as he felt a hand pushing his shoulders.

"Eh, what time is it." He mumbled slowly sitting up.

"7:54." The familiar voice laughed.

"Oh" he mumbled just sitting there. That's when it hit him. "8:04!" he yelped jumping out of bed now.

"Well 8:05 now." Kiba sighed rubbing the back of his head.

"W-wa! I gotta go!" He yelled pulling out some clothes form his bag.

"What happened?" He said quickly pulling a blue shirt over his head.

"Uh, you where outside." Kiba laughed.

Naruto stopped for a second trying to understand what the brunette was saying.

"Me and Shika had to direct you inside. Apparently you were sleepwalking." He grinned.

"I sleepwalk? I didn't know that." Naruto said confused.

"Yeah did you also sleep talk?" He chuckled.

Naruto actually did know that one was true. Someone could try to wake him up when he was defiantly not ready to face the day, he would appear awake and would even start having conversations with people. It took him a while for his uncle Jiraiya to convince him this was true because the blond remembered nothing in the morning.

The worst part of Naruto's little problem is that he reveals some secretive and very inappropriate things. Meaning he answers any question asked to him truthfully but also adding a few extremely disturbing comments.

"Ah ha really uh, what did I say?" the blond laughed nervously. Kiba grinned and shook his head.

"Well I would tell you but, it's 8:07 so I'll make you wonder." Naruto flinched the councilors were going to kill him. Throwing on sweatpants Naruto ran out the door with Kiba, not really having time to feed his dying stomach.


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Tuesday June 14th did not fit under Sasuke's normal mornings, not at all. Normally Sasuke Uchiha would just take the trouble that was given to him. He would not avoid it, but he would not jump in front of it either.

Except today, today was very special. Today Sasuke wanted trouble.

At 6:30 a.m. he pulled the cocoon sleeping loudly next to him out of his bed and dragged him outside and threw him onto the wet grass, the raven was in awe how the little bundle did not wake up from his violent actions.

There was no direct reason for doing this to the blond, the Uchiha just wanted to make Naruto suffer a little more then he had to. Sasuke thought if he could just keep pushing the blond will sooner or later ask for a new bunk.

He knew Iruka was a stickler about this type of stuff but then again he would probably pity him for having to stay with the raven whom he knew very well.

After the task of throwing Naruto out the door, Sasuke dressed in a gray hoodie and dark jeans and walked of to his first activity, archery.

Sasuke cursed at the sickening sight of it. There stood Kakashi jumping around pointing at various objects and shining the piece sign at various students. Upon seeing him the masked man gave his trademark smile/squinting eye at the dark haired boy.

"Sasuke!" He sang prancing over to the raven.

"Hn, what do you want Kakashi?" He muttered not even bothering to look at the man.

"Oh nothing just wondering if you made any friends with those fancy new room mates?" Kakashi laughed.

"Tsk, Piss off prick." Sasuke muttered walking towards a group of people but before he could reach them he turned to the left and sat alone next to a target.

Kakashi sighed pulling out an orange book titled 'Itcha-Icha Paradise the fourth addition.'

He will never make friends.

About ten minutes later Kakashi finally walked to the crowd book still in hand and began actually talking to the kids.

"Yo, so as you know I'm Kakashi. I will be late everyday because people seem to come to me in their time of need just before I start an activity. The only reason I was not late today was so I could check up on my little friend Sasuke. I don't really care about your safety and what you do with your time here so I guess… just shoot some arrows!" The masked man said cheerfully.

Most campers looked wide-eyed at each other not really understanding how such a seemingly giddy person did not care about their safety.

"Though I may be late you guys better not be because, that one day when you are late I will be early and you will get in trouble with Iruka." He said in a callous tone. The teenagers shuttered, Iruka.

At that moment a blond boy in a sky colored t-shirt ran into the center of the speech.

His bright blond hair sticking from all angles and tan skin radiating in the sun. His big oceanic eyes were wide and nearly the same color as his light blue shirt. But Sasuke noted the main difference between them; the shirt's color was not nearly as breath taking as the alluring shade of his blue eyes.

Sasuke then gasped. WTF! He shook his head and looked away angrily from the nervous blond.

"Here is a perfect example. Naruto here, is late the day I am early. Now kids do you want this to be you? I don't think so. Now go do your fun little shooting!" He said not taking his eyes off his small orange book.

Naruto flushed and looked back and forth in embarrassment.

Sasuke snickered that went way better then he ever expected.


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"Uh I'm really sorry Kakashi. I apparently slept walk out of my cabin and my friends had to bring me in then I must have when back to sleep because I was never really awake when they weren't looking and-"

"Here I'll make a deal with you." The masked man interrupted.

"Yeah?" The blond asked nervously. He really did not want to start a bad reputation so soon, people already think he is trouble what will they think when they hear Naruto Uzumaki on the second day of camp has already been sent to Iruka.

"Well see that guy over there?" The masked man said pointing at a boy slightly taller then Naruto, a boy who had dark eyes obsidian that seemed to carry a gleam of the night with them, a boy with ink stained straight spiky hair, a boy with milk colored skin, a boy that carried so much beauty, a boy who was a total bastard.

"You mean Sasuke? But, whyyyyy?" Naruto wined to his councilor, forgetting all the fear he had just a moment ago.

"Yup, Sasuke Uchiha. I want you to go over to him and spend the rest of two hours making sure someone is always with him."

The blond pouted, not liking the idea at all.

"Unless of course you would like to go see Iruka." The silver haired man said Condescendingly.

"Hmf. Fine." The blond mumbled before walking over to the raven.

Naruto gasped, Sasuke shot an arrow directly in the center of the target.

"Wanna get a camera?" The dark eyed boy said disdainfully.

"Ah ha actually yeah, your really good." The blond said in awe.

"Hn." He shot another one going less then .000001 away from the last.

"Shit." He muttered staring at his shot arrow. "Fuck it's always off." He whispered to himself.

Naruto gawked.

"Wha-What do you mean! It's a bull's eye!" Naruto shouted pointing to the dead on arrow.

"Dobe no, no it's not perfect you moron." He snapped.

"Look usuratonkachi." He said walking up to the target. Naruto followed looking closely at the shot.

"See that, it's off idiot." He muttered burning a hole threw the spot the arrow landed.

Naruto squinted still not seeing how this shot would not be an exact 100%. Tilting his head he did notice the arrow was just a mere 1/100 of a millimeter off from the dead center.

He laughed. Wow what a perfectionist, no wonder I can't stand him.

"Yeah your right you suck." Naruto laughed letting the raven be angry with himself. Sasuke glared at him.

"And you can do better idiot?" He hissed. Uh oh.

"Uh..."

"I'm sure the youth inside your soul will be able to overcome your rivals!" A boy in a green jumpsuit sang leaping to the target Sasuke and Naruto where located in front of.

"Wait who are you?" Naruto asked. He has never seen anybody dressed like that… other then that one weird councilor.

"I am Rock Lee! Pleasure to meet you Naruto!" He said joyfully saluting him.

"Are you like… that guy's kid? What was his name?" The blond asked.

"I am Gai's number one fan!" The boy smiled.

"Oh, uh what's his name?" Naruto asked noting how weird this kid was, what huge eyebrows he should get those fixed.

"Mighty Gai." He said formally never wiping the dorky smile off his face.

"Yeah… him what's his name." He asked even more confused.

"Gai's name? Might Gai." He said still smiling.

"Um… are we still talking about the same guy?"

"I don't know any other Gai's so hopefully."

"Ok what is his name?"

"Mighty Gai."

Sasuke could not take anymore. He could not ignore this conversation or it might kill him.

"HIS NAME IS GAI!" Sasuke yelled.

There were a few minutes of silence making Sasuke feel extremely awkward.

"Oh." Was all Naruto said before laughing loudly at the situation along with how out of place the raven looked.

"Oh hello young youth, please to meet you I did not know you talked to others, please to meet you I am Lee what's your name?" Lee laughed holding his hand out to Sasuke.

The raven scowled then with out even shaking the boll-cut boys hand pushed the bow and arrow at Naruto.

"Hn. Do it usuratonkachi." He muttered. Naruto flushed wishing the boy had forgotten that.

"Go Naruto embrace your youth!" Lee cheered.

"A-alright." Naruto said before slowly walking back and getting ready to shoot.


-小春日和-


Sasuke smirked. Now that he got out of that awkward situation he was feeling rather content, leaning against a rather large bolder that just happened to give him a perfect view of Naruto while he shoot.

He was feeling rather content until a girl with Barbie pink dyed hairs scooted up next to him.

"Hi Sasuke-kun! What's going on?" She asked her voice covered with fake sugary sweetness.

"Hn." Was all he said before shaking his arm to get her off him. Her cling was dreadfully tight and there was no way she would let go.

"Hee hee, Sasuke-kun your funny!" She smiled. She then took her envy green eyes off of the stunning raven and looked to the commotion.

Immediately her gaze darkened "What is he trying to do?" Her voice loosing its high pitch within a second.

Sasuke almost looked surprised but Uchiha's would never be surprised. They should expect everything.

He silently watched as Naruto stood back and examined the target. He surprisingly attracted a rather large crowed. Actually more like everyone was gathered around him, even Kakashi though he was still looking at his oscine little book.

Sasuke arched his eyebrow. What's the big deal all he is doing is shooting.

"This is funny huh?" The pinkette smirked. "Naruto Uzumaki doing exactly what he was raised for." She muttered grinning at the blue-eyed boy.

Sasuke finally caught on. This is not what Naruto Uzumaki should be doing, not at all.

The raven stared into the very nervous face of his bunkmate. His eyes were wide and he was looking around franticly. He was noticeably shaking and moving his feet around strangely.

Sasuke kept noting how absolutely panicked the small blond looked.

"It's tragic I guess but how can anybody feel sympathy for someone like that. He was the man's lapdog for God's sake, he had no real parenting either that's probably why he's the annoying little rat he is today, they should just put the little monster to death already so he can rot in hell for all he is worth." Venom dripped off every word her fuschia glossed lips uttered.

"Get off me." Sasuke snarled feeling a strange heavy pit in the bottom of his stomach clench. The girl looked at the raven in shock.

"S-Sasuke-kun what's wrong?"

"Get the hell off me." He repeated shaking in anger.

"Oh Sasuke-kun don't be shy-"

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" He screamed pushing the girl off his arm.

She stumbled backwards looking wide-eyed at the dreamy teenager.

Before she could utter another lust coated word, loud laughter filled the air.

Sasuke looked over to the crowed, they were laughing at the arrow sticking into of the very edge of the target.


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I totally mean to do that.Was what the blond who just shot an arrow, which missed its target completely thought. But Naruto knew he sort of did not mean to, he wasn't aiming at the target but the tree behind it. And clearly that was not hit either.

"Ha, ha you are such a fail!" A tall girl with a long bleach blond ponytail laughed loudly.

"Uh I just need more practice!" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.

It wouldn't have not gone over well if I actually hit it.

"Alright guys you can go off to your next activity! Naruto your off the hook!" Kakashi sang joyfully galloping away with his book in hand.

The blue-eyed boy sighed, internally thanking God a million times. He looked around and spotted Lee, he had quiet a wide smile on his face.

"Good job Naruto-kun! Your youth will make you improve everyday!" Lee said giving his friend thumbs up.

"Uh, yeah ok. Oh Lee what are you?" After the ten-minute conversation about what are you vs. what sections are you in Naruto learned this odd boy was a 1,B, Blue. He also learned Lee was a 17 year old human male due to misunderstanding the question.

That's when the blond remembered the bastard. He frowned realizing the bastard had to be a Blue.

"Sup!" Kiba said pouncing on Naruto, said blond flinched in response.

"Man Kiba, don't sneak up at me like that!" Naruto said shaking his head at the brunette.

"Alright, aright shit! We have music fuck let's go!" The teenager hollered pulling his friend to a small indoor music room on the edge of the lush green campus of Konoha Summer Camp.

"Ok! See ya later Lee!" Naruto said waving to the strange green child who gave him thumbs up.

"Man did that kid have cancer or something?" Kiba asked in awe.

"I know! He actually might have been I mean thoughts eyebrows and that hair! It has to be fake huh?" Naruto laughed. He did not really want to pick on the kid but he was just so down right weird it had to be done sometime.

"I don't know but I think I gotta get my eyes plunged." The brunette snickered punching his friend playfully.

"Yeah he's weird but I still kinda like him, I mean he is nice and everything why not be friends?" The blue eyed boy smiled making a

–Why not?- jester with his hands.

"Whatever floats you boat, as for me? Well I'm after the ladies so can't have that hanging around…" Kiba smirked wickedly earning a hard shove from Naruto.

"Kiba you jerk!" he laughed.

"Fuck I'm just kidding, yeah he seems nice and shit! You happy now!" Kiba yelled continuing to play fight with his friend.

"Well hello." A stuck up voice sounded from behind the two teenagers.

"Shit Neji! You better be ready to have an orgy… in you're you ears!" Kiba hollered pushing the wooden door of the music room.

"Eww. Gross image Kiba, thanks for that one." Naruto said squishing up his face in disgust.

"Your so immature Inuzuka." Neji huffed still unfazed by the brunette's lack of a mind filter.

Once the three got into the wooden cabin the smell of smoke hit them like a bullet.

"Asuma. The councilors said no smoking in the wooden cabins." A blood red haired boy sighed. He was rather short and pale skin rivaling that of Naruto's rival's.

"Ha, they said that last year." A man with tan skin and dark hair laughed a cigarette bobbing up and down between his lips.

"Yea, this year they said no smoking anywhere." A girl with two cinnamon messy buns on her head muttered relaxing against the risers located on the left of the room.

"It's a bad habit I know." The man laughed before looking at the new arrivals to his class.

"Ah! Neji Naruto and… Kiba Inuzuka. Man have I heard rumor's about you!" The man smiled pointing to the brunette.

"Aha, well what can I say I am quiet a fine singer people just can resist." The shaggy teenager sighed walking over to the risers to mingle with the hazel-eyed female.

"Uh… yeah that's what they say." Asuma smiled pulling up an average looking wood guitar.

"Alright everyone take a seat on the risers I have a few things to go over!" He said loudly tuning the guitar by ear.

A large clump of campers then walked over and found seats on the risers.

Neji immediately say next to a girl who looked very alike to him, stunning gray eyes and perfect pale skin. They both even seemed to have long hair! The one difference was the girl's hair was dark and seemed to gleam purple while his was a milk chocolate brown. As for their personalities? Naruto noted immediately how snobby the boy looked and the deep shyness in the girl.

Kiba remained flirting with the also seemingly flirty girl and the red head? While he just sat own his own looking discussed by the piano in the corner.

Anywhere Naruto tried to sit it seemed he was glared at and eventually either pushed away or the group just moved away from him.

With one final attempt of not looking socially awkward and sitting by himself the blond took a seat next to the short pale boy.

"Hi, I'm Naruto who are you?" Naruto smiled noticing how the boy did not move away the second he sat down.

"Gaara, pleased to meet you Naruto." He said without a smile anywhere near his porcelain face.

"Uhu!" Naruto said happily holding his hand out.

Gaara took a few second just staring at it before finally reaching out and accepting the boy's handshake.

"Well guys I'm set are we ready to play some music?" Asuma asked strumming the guitar a few times to insure it's proper tuning.

"What is he doing with his hands?" The red head whispered into the blonds' ear.

Naruto just had to smile at the question.


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"Are you going to eat that?" A rather pudgy boy asked pointing to the strawberry that sat upon a small paper towel next to the raven.

Sasuke scowled at the boy moving the strawberry to the other side of his easel.

Recently the group 1 art teacher Kurenai had told the campers to eat the red berry if they chose too. She said that it could open up their artistic talents and make them truly paint with what she called flavor. Well Sasuke called it a whole lode of shit.

The menacing berry clearly had to be from somewhere and it was probably grown right here on Konoha camp! Sasuke know the kinda stuff that goes on here, damn has he heard stories about this place. After Genma told him what he did with his boyfriend he will never look at the rich lush grass again.

But of course Sasuke being the bastard he was, still refused to give the fat boy his. Not that he really cared if the boy got sick or not he just did not ever want to be someone this guy pointed out to his friends and say 'oh that was the nice kid who gave me a berry!' and before long the raven would have a parade of bodice children lining up at his door. It may not be likely but still it's possible.

Sighing Sasuke rubbed his temples. He hated art. I mean yeah it's nice and all but hell what does it get you? He threw down his paintbrush and pulled out a pencil.

He then just held it there, not even sure what he was meant to be drawing.

"Sasuke, just draw from your heart." A warm voice said patting the Uchiha on the back.

This got him even more frustrated. That's it I'm just going to draw a tree! He thought to himself creating a dark line against the white canvas.

No, that's not right. He erased the line and started again only to feel the same way.

Maybe a beach, The raven told himself but then failing yet again. By the end of the activity Sasuke managed to attempt a tree, beach, house, flower, cat, dog and so many more stupid scenes. Hell he even tried his house, the place he so wanted to be but even that did not work out. So in the end the raven was left with a blank canvas plus or minus a few eraser smudges.


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A/N: Don't hate me Ik its my worst! ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ I am also sorry for the bad ending point but a lot happend in this chapter so I was like eh? thats good. REVIEW PLEASE! Stay tuned for a better chapter soon! (,・з・,)

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