A/N: Okay, now onto part four. But first, a quick recap. Roy learned the meaning of sarcasm and narcissistic (he quintuple-used narcissistic on Marth.) He also met Sheeda, Marth's fiancée. (Roy also said that Sheeda was hotter than his girlfriend, Lilina. Lilina still won't forgive him.) Then he interviewed Link (who is evil and insulted my word Nintendite. I set his fangirls on him for that.) Then Roy met his replacement Ike, and ended up getting in a fight because he was a peasant. (Link joined the fight.) Ike and Marth also got in a giant fight because Ike called Marth a girl. They nearly started a fight between their girlfriends.)

MH: *sigh* What am I going to do with these imbeciles?

Celticskyedancer: Well, I could torture Link and Roy in a fanfic for you.

MH: As tempting as that offer is, no. Link has too big of a giant fanbase for you to do so unscathed. Besides, if anyone is going to make Roy's life miserable, it's going to be me.

Crazy: WeEe! (spinning crazily through the air before crashing into a wall.)

MH: I'd appreciate it if you could do something about my brother. My mother will kill me if I do anything to him.

Celticskyedancer: Sorry, but my author's powers don't work on you or Crazy.

MH: Dammit. Are you sure?

Celticskyedancer: I'm positive. Can I at least dye Link's hair pink?

MH: No, but you can dye Marth's hair pink.

Celticskyedancer: Marth hasn't really done anything to me yet.

Ike: Can I dye Marth's hair pink?

MH: Be my guest.

Ike: Yes! Oh Marth…

Celticskyedancer: So, what are you going to do to Roy?

MH: Depends on how he handles the interview with Zelda.

Celticskyedancer: Ooh, better go get a seat in the audience for this one.

MH: Legend of Zelda fangirls. I seriously don't get them.

Part Four: Zelda

Roy: And then Zephiel was all like "OMG, you're a half-breed?" and then I was like "F-." Oh! We're back on. Welcome back! Please help me welcome, the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda Harkanian.

Zelda: (Twirls amid the audience in a blue crystal. Fireballs fly across the audience like fireworks. A green wind surrounds her and she vanishes, appearing gracefully next to Link.)

Link: (Hugs her and kisses her on the cheek. Audience "aahs.") Nice entrance, Zel.

Zelda: Thanks. How are you, Roy? Did you get my letter?

Roy: Yes, I did. At least someone appreciates me.

Link: We appreciate you, Roy. You make us seem smarter.

Roy: Why thank you Link, I…hey! That's an insult!

MH: Very good Roy. I think your I.Q. just raised by one.

Roy: I is not an idiot. Am not; Amn't an idiot.

Marth: You aren't exactly helping your cause.

Roy: Shut up! (MH, Marth, Ike and Link are dying laughing.)

Zelda: Isn't this supposed to be an interview?

Roy: We don't get much accomplished…SHUT UP!

Marth: Maybe you were cut because you're an idiot.

Roy: You should have been cut because you're a narcissistic girl – OW! (Glares at Mewtwo.)

Mewtwo: Get on with Zelda's interview unless you want Marth and Master Hand to kill you.

Roy: …fine.

Zelda: (whispers to Link) Roy learned a new word?

Link: He's used it six times as an insult.

Zelda: You can't even double-use insults.

Roy: Stop whispering about me! So Zel, how long have you and Link been married?

Zelda: Five months, didn't Link tell you? *I mean we eloped and all, but…*

Roy: We ran out of time for Link's interview.

Link: Then why am I still onstage?

Roy: We never finished your interview. You'll stay onstage until we finish it.

Link: Then ask me questions!

Roy: It's Zelda's interview.

Link: You're evil.

Roy: I know. So Zelda, how's Hyrule?

Zelda: Pretty good. Now that Ganondorf can vent his rage against Link and me through a battle, he doesn't invade Hyrule…as much.

Link: So me and Zelda get to go on vacation more.

Roy: You can't say "me and Zelda." It's bad grammar. It's "Zelda and me."

Marth: Actually, it's "Zelda and I" in this case.

Roy: Shut up. So would you mind if I came for a visit.

Zelda: Sure. You can bring Lilina too.

Ike: Unless she's still mad at him.

Zelda: Why? What did he do?

Ike: He said that Marth's fiancée was hotter than his girlfriend.

Roy: It was a slip of the tongue! I didn't even mean it.

Zelda: Roy, you don't say stuff like that.

Link: Zel, it's Roy. He doesn't think.

Zelda: True.

Roy: I do think! So Zelda, what is your opinion of the newbs?

Zelda: They're nice, but there's not enough new girls. The only new girl we got was Zero-Suit Samus, and technically she's not new.

Roy: So if you could bring more girls in Brawl, who would you choose?

Zelda: Definitely Midna.

Roy: Who's Midna?

Zelda: She helped Link and I defeat Ganondorf once.

Roy: Is she in the audience?

Zelda: I think so.

Roy: Hey Young Link, interview this Midna.

(Cameras show Young Link making out with Young Zelda in the audience.)

Ike: If that's what the younger Link is getting, then we know what the older Link is getting.

Link: (Turns beat red.) Why you…

YL: Hey, can I have some privacy?

Roy: If I have to do my job, then you have to do your job also. Interview this Midna person.

YL: Fine. Where's this Midna anyways.

Midna: (stands up.) Over here midget.

YL: (runs over to her.) One, I am not a midget, and two…whoa. (Turns to Link.) Why didn't you marry her? She's way hotter than Zelda!

Young Zelda: Excuse me? (Turns into Young Sheik.)

YL: Come on Zel, can we wait until after I interview Midna? (Young Sheik throws a needle at him.) I take that as a no. I'm sorry! (Runs out of the audience, chased by Young Sheik.)

Roy: Looks like I'll have to do the interview. Who are you? How do you Link and Zelda? And what exactly makes you popular?

Midna: I'm Midna, princess of the Twilight Realm. I helped those two pathetic royals defeat Ganondorf and save their kingdom.

Link: You actually didn't do that much.

Midna: Excuse me; if it hadn't been for me…

Link: I did all the work. You barely did anything except complain about how useless I was. Like you were much better. When you tried to face Zant, he nearly killed you. Zelda saved your life. You only killed him in the end because I had weakened him.

Midna: Well, I beg your pardon; the next time you need my help to save your sorry-ass kingdom, don't come crying to me. I won't listen.

Link: We can get stuff done so much faster without your help.

Midna: Yes, seeing as you are so useless.

Zelda: Will you two give it a rest?

Roy: Looks like Link and Midna don't like each other. Back to your original statement. Who else would you include?

Zelda: Well, I hear that Fox's girlfriend is a good fighter and there are a lot of girls in the Sonic games. Maybe they could bring in girls from other games.

Roy: There aren't any Fire Emblem girls?

Link: There's Lyn.

Zelda: Well yes, but she's an assist trophy. We don't get to see her much.

Roy: Is there a reason why you don't interact with the assist trophies?

Zelda: I don't know if there's an exact reason, but they keep to their part of the Mansion, and we keep to ours. It's not like we don't like them, it's just we're different I guess. Lyn's really nice.

Roy: Lyn…You mean Lady Lyndis of Caelin? Hey Lilina, I didn't know your mom was in Brawl.

(Me: Hector x Lyn forever!)

Lilina: Yeah, but they got her from some time in the past when she was like fifteen or something.

Roy: Really that's neat. So what's your record Zel?

Zelda: You mean for Brawl or…

Roy: Just your Brawl record.

Zelda: 89 wins and 53 losses. It's pretty average.

Ike: It's better than Link's record.

Link: Shut up; I only really lose to Samus.

Marth: Everyone except you, Pit, and Lucario has beaten Samus. Pit hasn't even faced Samus yet, and Lucario has only had one match with her. Even Young and Toon Link have beaten Samus.

Link: I get the point. I don't know why I lose to Samus. I just have bad karma or something.

Zelda: You do not have bad karma.

Link: Then explain how I can't beat Samus.

Zelda: You just get…unlucky.

Link: I'm pretty sure that it is impossible to be that unlucky without some explanation like bad karma.

Zelda: What did you do to get bad karma?

Link: I don't know…I could have done something in a past life. We've been reincarnated like 50 times.

Roy: Your lives must be pretty repetitive.

Link: I get déjà vu all the time.

Roy: That must suck. Looks like it's time for another commercial break.

A/N: Next up is Ness.