This one and the next is an ode Haku the Christmas Ninja (Which I got the idea from a picture I saw on Youtube)

Disclaimer: I own nothing that you want except my treasure trove of candy. Wait I don't have that either?

"So, Haku, who was your most prominent kill?" asked Naruto.

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," he said proudly.

"Why?"

"Because I'm the Christmas Ninja I didn't need anyone stealing my thunder."

Music started.

You know Hidan, and Kakuzu, and

Deidara, and Zetsu,

Sakura, and Ino, and

Tobi, and Obito

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all

"Who me?" Naruto asked.

"No," Haku sharply replied.

Haku the Christmas Ninja
had some very shiny needles,(like a flashlight)
And if you ever saw them,
you would even say they're sharp.(like porcupines)

All of the other ninja
used to laugh and call him names.(like run away)
They never let poor Haku
join in any ninja games.(like kill tag)

Then one bloody Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Haku with your needles so sharp,
won't you guard my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the ninja feared him
as they shouted out with terror,
Haku the Christmas Ninja,
you'll go down in history!(like Kakashi)

"Hey why wasn't I in there?"