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Brittany Pearce: I wrote a new song! It's way better than 'My cup'!
(Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, Santana Lopez and 16 others like this)
Artie Abrams: You sounded amazing when you sung it in Glee club today baby!
Kurt Hummel: You wrote another song? What's it called?
Brittany Pearce: Awesome Possum. I'll give you the lyrics.
Brittany Pearce: I GET SCARED WHEN I SEE STRANGERS SO I HIDE LIKE A POSSUM
THEN I TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND FOUND OUT I'M JUST THAT AWESOME.
(Kurt Hummel, Jeff DUCKS, Artie Abrams and 23 others like this)
Jeff DUCKS: I'm dying laughing...
Brittany Pearce: CALL 911!
Kurt Hummel: why Boo? What's wrong?
Brittany Pearce: HE'S DYING FROM LAUGHTER!
Kurt Hummel: That's just an expression Boo….
Brittany Pearce: But no one should joke about dying!
Kurt Hummel: …No comment…
Brittany Pearce: Then why did you comment?
(Jeff DUCKS, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez and 39 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: I don't normally surf the internet. But when I do, eyebrows.
(Kurt Hummel, Nicks Solo, Thad Hardwood and 77 others like this)
Nicks Solo: I'm laughing so hard right now…
Jeff DUCKS: HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE HAS BIG TRIANGLE EYEBROWS.
Nicks Solo: ….ya…that was the point…
Jeff DUCKS: Oh.
Nicks Solo: Favourite Aimee Mann song on three. One..two…three…
Jeff DUCKS: REDVINES!
Blaine Anderson: REDVINES!
Nicks Solo: Favourite type of vines that aren't green..
Jeff DUCKS: REDVINES!
Blaine Anderson: REDVINES!
Nick Duval: Favourite way of saying 'Red Wines' In a german Accent…
Jeff DUCKS: REDVINES!
Blaine Anderson: REDVINES!
Kurt Hummel: ….
Kurt Hummel: OMG JEFF. THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD.
(Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, Nicks Solo and 17 others like this)
Mercedes Jones: What was it about?
Wes Montgomery: 'How to write your name.'
Mercedes Jones: LOL!
David Thompson: "Hello. I'm Jeff and my speech is called how to write your name. Take notes if you need to."
Trent Nixon: "First you must have a name."
Thad Hardwood: "Then, you must remember your name."
Nicks Solo: "Then you must get a piece of paper and a pen."
Wes Montgomery: "Then you put the pen in your hand. But you have to make sure it works."
Blaine Anderson: "Then press the pen onto the paper."
Kurt Hummel: "Then you write you're the letters of your name."
Mercedes Jones: What did he get on it?
Jeff DUCKS: Teacher gave me a C
Kurt Hummel: But everyone else gave it an A+.
Kurt Hummel has changed his name to TwinkleButt
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Blaine Anderson has changed his name to ChickenBoobs
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TwinkleButt: …WHO CHANGED MY NAME?
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ChickenBoobs: AND WHO CHANGED MY NAME? NICK AND JEFF!
Nicks Solo: I am very hurt that you would accuse me and Jeff of doing something that we would NEVER do!
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ChickenBoobs: You two are the only ones who calls us these!
TwinkleButt: -.-
Nicks Solo: NO! DON'T GLARE AT US OVER THE INTERNET! IT BURNS!
TwinkleButt: -.-
Jeff DUCKS: *le dies*
Nicks Solo: YOU KILLED MY BESTFRIEND!
ChickenBoobs: …..You guys seriously need help….
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Jeff DUCKS: *has come back to life*
Nicks Solo: JEFFY! *Hugs*
Jeff DUCKS: :D *hugs*
Jeff DUCKS: Wait….why haven't you guys changed your names back yet?
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TwinkleButt: oops.
TwinkleButt has changed his name to Kurt Hummel
ChickenBoobs has changed his name to Blaine Anderson
Jeff DUCKS: *le sigh*
Nicks Solo: *le sigh*
Kurt Hummel: So nice to be home!
(Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray and 13 others like this)
Finn Hudson: Missed ya dude! :D
Kurt Hummel: -. – stop calling me dude!
Finn Hudson: Sorry. It's a habit.
Blaine Anderson: Why did you have to leave this weekend?
Kurt Hummel: It's only for 2 days Blaine! I'll be back on Sunday night!
Blaine Anderson: I know, but everyone is gone this weekend except for me, Nick and Jeff. And I'm pretty freaked out.
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Kurt Hummel: Listen, I keep a Nerf gun under my pillow, there's a shield in my closet, there's rope in my dresser, and pepper spray in the bathroom cabinet. Good luck.
(Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and 23 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: Why do you have those things? O.O
Kurt Hummel: I have had to deal with that before. But with Nick, Jeff and the Tweedles. I always need to be prepared.
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Blaine Anderson: Ok. Thanks Kurt! :D
Kurt Hummel: I got to go! Dinner time. If nothing works Blaine, RUN.
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Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world 3
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Rachel Berry: Finn Hudson. I love you. That song you sang to me in glee club was incredible! 3
Finn Hudson: I love you too. And thanks baby!
Rachel Berry: Want to go to the movies tonight with me? The movie 'The Vow' just came on! I've been dying to see it!
Finn Hudson: Of course I will! I'll just get dressed, grab a sandwhich, then I'll come pick you up at 7?
Rachel Berry: Sounds great! 3
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: KUUURTTT! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: I am watching Rent! It's just getting good! The extinguisher is hanging up beside the fridge.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: nothing is on fire! I NEED you!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: *sigh* what is it?
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: NO!
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: BUT WHY?
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: TWO REASONS: 1. You're in the kitchen right now anyways. And 2. You didn't say please!
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Please? Your sandwiches are amazing!
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Fine.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: YAY! And maybe can you put my clothes in the dryer after? :D
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: :/ you owe me.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: awesome! And maybe can you give me some money so I can pay for gas and the movies?
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: NO!
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Oh well. Worth a try.
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: …it's 7:45 Finn.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: Oh boy! Football comes on soon!
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: FINN!
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? O_O
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: …It's 7:45.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: Yes. I am well aware of that. You just told me a minute ago.
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: ._. …7:45.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? TELL ME WOMAN.
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: *le sigh*
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: I DON'T UNDERSTA-oh. Oh shit.
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: yes. -.-
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: I FORBID YOU TO USE THOSE FACES! ONLY ME. KURT HUMMEL CAN DO THEM.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: Shit…..Rachel…I'm so so so so so sorry…
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: It's okay Finn. You've only forgotten about our dates about 75% of the time.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: I'm so sorry Rachel…can I make it up to you tomorrow?
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: It's okay Finn. I forgive you.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: Want to go out to breadstix tomorrow? :3
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: Sure. 3 I would love to.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: I'll pick you up at 6. 3
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: I'll call you a half an hour before to remind you.
Finn Hudson to Rachel Berry: haha. Okay. :D Love you. Xoxo.
Rachel Berry to Finn Hudson: Love you too. Xoxo
Blaine Anderson: TO THE FAIR WE GO! :D
(Kurt Hummel, Jeff DUCKS, Wes Montgomery and 53 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: I'm so excited. ^.^
Blaine Anderson: Your coming on the starship with me. C:
Kurt Hummel: Starship?
Blaine Anderson: Yes. The starship is where you sit in this little dome shit thing, your not strapped in or anything, you lean against a platform, and you get spun really fast, gravity takes over. You can't lift your head or anything, it's SO MUCH FUN.
Jeff DUCKS: THAT'S MY FAVOURITE RIDE. .
Kurt Hummel: that doesn't sound safe..
Blaine Anderson: Oh. It is. Trust me.
Kurt Hummel: I'm not sure about that Blaine. Your not strapped in at all?
Blaine Anderson: COURAGE KURT. COURAGE.
Kurt Hummel: -.-
Jeff DUCKS: *screams* GLARRING. RUN.
Nicks Solo: WHERE DO WE RUN TO?
Jeff DUCKS: MEXICO. JUST RUN RUN RUN!
Kurt Hummel: ….are they high?
Nicks Solo: yes. High on cloud nine.
Jeff DUCKS: I'M FALLING FROM CLOUD NNIIINNNNEEEEEEE
Blaine Anderson: OH EM GEE. KATY PERRY. WIDE AWAKE. I LOVE THAT SONG.
Kurt Hummel: Let's just go to the fair. Before Blaine starts.
Nicks Solo: starts what?
Blaine Anderson: YEAH I WAS IN THE DARK. I WAS FALLING HARD. WITH A BROKEN HEART.
Jeff DUCKS: I'M WIDE AWAKE!
Blaine Anderson: YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY.
Blaine Anderson: BEST PARTY EVER WOO.
Blaine Anderson: THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY HEAD. THERE'S A POUNDING IN MY HEAD.
Blaine Anderson: YOU PUT IT ON ME I PUT IT ON.
Blaine Anderson: LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG.
Blaine Anderson: SUMMER AFTER HIGHSCHOOL WHEN WE FIRST MET. WE MAKE OUT IN YOUR MUSTANGE TO RADIO HEAD.
Blaine Anderson: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG. DRIFTING THROUGH THE WIND WANTING TO START AGAIN.
Blaine Anderson: I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK COCK COCK. YOUR PEACOCK COCK.
Blaine Anderson: hahahahaha. C:
Blaine Anderson: …..
Blaine Anderson: Kurt?
Blaine Anderson: Jeff?
Blaine Anderson: How come it says you guys aren't my friends on facebook anymore?
Blaine Anderson: How come nobody's at Dalton? Did everyone leave already?
Blaine Anderson: huh. This escalated quickly.
Jeff DUCKS: My head hurts.. ._.
(Kurt Hummel, Nicks Solo and 32 others like this)
Nicks Solo: Well duh. Stop running into walls dipshit.
Jeff DUCKS: HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! THE GOD DAMN MATRIX WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO GO THROUGH! IT'S NOTHING BUT MIRRORS. DX IT WAS CONFUSING.
Wes Montgomery: Well at least you didn't get puked on.
David Thompson: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNAAAYYY.
Wes Montgomery: Ye-no. it wasn't. I smell disgusting now.
David Montgomery: There's febreeze in the backseat of my car.
Blaine Anderson: I'm tired.
Nicks Solo: Hahahaha. xD You ran all the way from Dalton to the fair?
Blaine Anderson: Yes. Yes I did.
Nicks Solo: What about your car?
Blaine Anderson: Well, I couldn't find it. ._.
Jeff DUCKS: Oh yeah. We used it. There was no more room in David or Kurt's car.
Blaine Anderson: Thanks for asking. And thanks for leaving without me.
Jeff DUCKS: Well you seemed busy bursting into Katy Perry songs.
Blaine Anderson: I hate you guys. -.-
Nicks Solo: LOVE YOU TOO!
Jeff DUCKS: ;D